Listen, I think I can hear it
Mac Lethal is hypin' himself in the mirror
His wife tries to tell him that she's gettin' curious
He just yells: "Shut the fuck up, bitch, this Tom guy's serious!"
Listen, I think I can hear it
Mac Lethal is hypin' himself in the mirror
His wife tries to tell him that she's gettin' curious
He just yells: "Shut the fuck up, bitch, this Tom guy's serious!"
I hoped you would kill it, I'm always a optimist
Thought your response would be flawless and awesome
It's gotta be hard finding time to perfect
All your rhymes every night at Narcotics Anonymous
Hi Dave, hi Dave, hi Dave! I'm not even trying
You don't scare me at all, if you did a drive-by, I'd wave!
It's so cute when you rap, it's like I'm watching my dad
Tryna use an iPad, you should just give it back
You've been sober like 8 years
You the type of guy who can't have a beer
Have a single drink and need to get some coke
And probably suck a dick for a painkiller
You party animal, you bad boy
You're a crazy son of a gun
All that karate and still you're a pussy?
You tap on my shoulder and run?
Where are you going? I'm over here
In a house that you can't afford with your career
Got your own pool? Kids in private school?
You the fuckin' mother of the year
You keep talking millions, I Googled your wealth
And you are worth 2, Dave, I am worth 12
You're tweeting at YouTube, "Somebody help
With my monetized videos," Dave that's a tell
Broke and ugly, short and stubby, forty somethin'
With a face that was born for punching
Act tough but I know at your core it's muffins
The type to wife up the first whore who fucked him
Big bad Dave got that Ellen co-sign
Cool
Tryna ride that wave to the Hollywood sign
Fool
You were so excited just to get invited
Keep refreshing white and couldn't cheese enough
You said, "I love rap because it's counter-culture!"
Dave, counter-culture is who beats you up
My future has Grammies
Your future is handies from Tammy
Imagining baddies in nasty pajammies
And transplanting hair to your head from your fanny
I saw you doing teeth commercials
You a actor Dave, I don't need rehearsals
I'll piss in your mouth 'til you wheeze and gurgle
And stomp on your head 'til your cheeks are purple
I was a wrestler, I wore spandex
You were a customer, you did Xanax
I'll take you and your bitch by the ear
And then smash you together like Stone Cold's beer
Being a fucking loser's in your DNA
This ain't a punchline, it's a PSA
The chromosomes from your ma and pa
Create retards and they name 'em Dave
Nobody's safe, the wife need to chain up her legs, remove all her eggs, put 'em in bags and lock them away in a safe and send it away on a plane
I'm lucky that I know CPR
My girl heard your diss and she died laughing
She was bummed, we waited like a week
Then she went right back into Minecrafting
My girl was on Def Jam
Your girl looks like Death, fam
She the Grim Reaper, knew I'd spit ether
She collecting the soul of a dead dad
They're gonna need a whole family of coffins
When you Chris Benoit 'em to solve all your problems
The shame and embarrassment, all of the comments
From fans you had, I saw it, you lost 'em
Ain't dropped a album in 4 years, dog, rapping is your hobby
My career, less than a year, 20 thousand physical copies
I have millions of streams, I'm living your dream
You're a glorified Youtuber, look like a meme
Go to stupid extremes, the definition of tryhard
Watch me rap after eating a tide-pod
Dying for attention, that's why you started this little beef
You're so desperate, expect right after this ends your sex tape probably leak
You've been on Ellen and Rogan, why aren't you a star?
Here, let me tell you - it isn't the bars
It's the way that you look, it's the way that you are
Nobody cares about your music no more
Dog, you do impressions, you rap in 20 styles and you think it's flexing
I got a question, why you gotta pretend to be everyone else to resemble impressive
I killed you already, this don't need a sequel
I'm honestly bored with this shit
Feels like I'm kicking a corpse with shoes you can't afford
Feel horrible doing you like this
How many rappers wrote your response?
C'mon Dave, give 'em credit
I know you sent texts, I saw with my eyes
I know what you said, Dave, I read it
You a real piece of shit
Nah like a real piece of shit
Like if a piece of shit ate a piece of shit, and took a pee and shit
You're that piece of shit
I'm on like 5 minutes, shit lemme see
You were canceled and fired from MTV
The network wanted something fresh and clean
I bet any day they'll be calling me
You left Rhymesayers because you had to
You didn't walk away, it wasn't something you planned, dude
Got lost in the drugs and the whirlwind
Caught pants down with another man's girlfriend
Piece of shit
Nah, like a real piece of shit
Like if a piece of shit fucked a piece of shit and got an STD
You're that piece of shit
You got a pet bird, bet you never thought you'd be dead first
I'ma put you both in the oven when you get burned
I'ma put you both in a pet urn
Piss into the bottle, mix it up, and turn the ash into plaster
Give it to your bitch
Tell her “make statues of me just to capture my wind.”
My girl would just spit in her face and we'll dip
Get a hammer and come back and smash it to bits
Put a plaque in its place so that no one forgets
That your biggest mistake was as good as it gets
For a guy whose career doesn't even exist
It's the peak of the mountain for you, this is it
Your aesthetic is pathetic, you don't get it, I'm prophetic
Your rap ethics are boring, fuck it, Guinness World Record
Be careful where you are headed, I'm cemented as a legend
David Sheldon severed out his head and you be the evidence
Every room that you ever enter I will always be the elephant
While you try to fit this cap into Ellen for development
You deader than Lenin, I sent a letter to heaven
That expose when I open, I hope it gets your attention
I can smell it, you sweating, and it's 11:11
I make a wish that when you die you come back resurrected
So I can kill you again and again and again
For the record, if you're feeling kind of froggy and you jump you get dissected
Oh dear, I can't believe that I had to set this shit straight, man
Old ears, I hope you hear exactly what I say, man
I'm here, you said you didn't even know my name, dog
So here, I'll say it so you don't forget again
It's Tom MacDonald, bitch
听着，我想我可以听到它
Mac的杀伤力hypin'镜子中的自己
他的妻子试图告诉他，她是刚开了好奇
他只是叫喊：“他妈的闭嘴，婊子，这个汤姆家伙的严重！”
我希望你会杀了它，我总是一个乐观主义者
还以为你的反应会是完美无瑕的，真棒
它得是很难找到时间来完善
您的所有童谣每天晚上禁毒无名氏
喜戴夫，戴夫喜，喜戴夫！我还没有尝试
你不要吓我所有，如果你做了一个驱动器通过，我挥手！
它是如此的可爱，当你说唱，这就像我在看我的爸爸
Tryna使用一个iPad，你应该只给它回
你已经清醒像8年
你们谁不能喝啤酒的人的类型
有一个单一的饮料，需要得到一些焦炭
大概吸了迪克的止痛药
您派对动物，你坏小子
你把枪的疯狂儿子
所有这一切空手道和仍你是猫？
你点击我的肩膀上，并运行？
你要去哪里？我在这里
在一所房子，你不能用你的职业生涯提供
有你自己的游泳池？在民办学校的孩子？
你今年该死的母亲
你一直说几百万，我用Google搜索你的财富
而你是值得2，戴夫，我的价值12
你在YouTube上推特，“有人帮
随着我可以获利的视频，”戴夫说，这是一个诉说
破了，难看，短而粗，四事端
与出生用于冲压的脸
行动艰难的，但我知道你的核心是松饼
该类型的妻子了谁性交他成为第一个妓女
大坏戴夫得到了埃伦合征
凉
Tryna一路狂飙，潮到好莱坞标志
傻子
你这么激动只是为了得到邀请
不断刷新的白色和不能足够奶酪
你说，“我喜欢说唱，因为它是反文化！”
戴夫，反主流文化是谁打败了你
我的未来有格莱美奖
你的未来是从塔米handies
讨厌的pajammies想象坏人
从你的腰包移植的头发你的头
我看到你在做牙齿广告
你一个演员戴夫，我不需要排练
我会在你的嘴里小便，直到你喘息和汩汩
而踩在你的头上，直到你的脸颊是紫色
我是一名摔跤手，我穿着氨纶
你是客户，你做了阿普唑仑
我会带你和你的母狗的耳朵
然后粉碎你在一起，就像冰冷如石的啤酒
作为一个他妈的失败者在你的DNA
这是不是一个点睛之笔，它是PSA
从你的马和PA染色体
创建延缓他们的名字“时间戴夫
没有人是安全的，妻子需要产业链起来她的腿，消除她的所有的鸡蛋，放你的歌在袋和他们在一个安全锁，距离送走在一个平面上
我很幸运，我知道CPR
我的女孩听到你迪斯，她笑死了
她也很失望，我们像等待一个星期
然后，她右后卫Minecrafting
我的女孩是在Def Jam公司
你的女孩好像死亡，FAM
她的死神，知道我会吐醚
她收集死者父亲的灵魂
他们会需要棺材的整个家庭
当克里斯·贝努瓦“时间为您解决一切问题
羞愧和尴尬，所有的评论
从球迷你有，我看出来了，你失去了“时间
在4年内不掉线了一个相册，狗，说唱是你的爱好
我的职业生涯中，不到一年的时间，20000个物理副本
我有无数溪流，我住你的梦想
你是一个荣耀的YouTube用户，看起来像一个米姆
转到愚蠢极端，tryhard的定义
看我说唱吃潮后荚
垂死的关注，这就是为什么你开始这个小牛肉
你如此绝望，期待权后，该结束你的性爱录像带可能泄漏
你一直在艾伦和罗根，你为什么不一个明星？
在这里，让我告诉你 - 它不是吧
它是你的样子，那就是你现在的样子
没人在乎你的音乐没有更多
狗，你的印象，你在20种说唱风格，你认为它的弯曲
我有一个问题，你为什么要假装是其他人都像令人印象深刻
我杀了你们，这并不需要一个续集
我这个狗屎诚实无聊
感觉就像我踢一具尸体用鞋你买不起
觉得可怕做你喜欢这
有多少说唱歌手写你的回应？
来吧戴维，给他们的信用
我知道你发送的文字，我看到了我的眼睛
我知道你说什么，戴夫，我读了它
你一个真实的一块狗屎
罗像狗屎的真正片
就像如果一坨屎吃了一坨屎，并采取了撒尿拉屎
你是一块狗屎
我像5分钟，还是让我妈看
你被取消，从MTV解雇
网络想要的东西清新自然
我敢打赌，任何一天，他们会打电话给我
你离开Rhymesayers因为你不得不
你没有走开，这是不是你的计划，花花公子
迷失在毒品和旋风
抓住裤子与另一名男子的女友
狗屎一块
不，像狗屎一块实
就像如果一坨屎性交一坨屎，得到了性病
你是一块狗屎
你有一个宠物鸟，打赌你没有想到你会死第一
我是让你无论是在烤箱时，不慎被烫伤
我是让你无论是在宠物骨灰盒
小便入瓶，混合起来，并打开进灰石膏
它给你的母狗
告诉她，“让我的雕像只是捕捉到我的风。”
我的女孩也只是吐在她的脸上，我们将蘸
找一个锤子，然后回来，并将其粉碎成碎片
把牌匾在它的地方，这样没有人会忘记
那你最大的错误是尽善尽美
对于一个人的职业生涯甚至不存在
这是山为您的高峰期，这是它
你的审美是可悲的，你不明白这一点，我的预言
你的说唱道德是枯燥的，他妈的，吉尼斯世界纪录
小心你的领导，我凝成一个传奇
大卫·谢尔顿切断了他的头，你要证据
你曾经进入我永远是大象每间客房
当您尝试，以适应这个上限为埃伦发展
您deader比列宁，我送了一封信到天堂
这暴露出当我打开的，我希望它得到您的关注
我可以闻到它，你出汗，它的11:11
我许愿，当你死了你回来复活
因此，我可以一次又一次再次杀了你
为了记录在案，如果你觉得那种小青蛙和你跳你得到解剖
哦，亲爱的，我真不敢相信，我不得不直接设置这个狗屎，人
老耳朵，我希望你能听到什么我说，男人
我在这里，你说你甚至不知道我的名字，狗
所以在这里，我就直说了，这样你就不会再忘了
这是汤姆·麦克唐纳，婊子
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