Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings.
But I'm only going to get this one chance.
Something's wrong, I can feel it.
Six minutes. Six minutes. Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on!
Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings.
But I'm only going to get this one chance.
Something's wrong, I can feel it.
Six minutes. Six minutes. Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on!
Just a feeling I've got. Like something's about to happen, but I don't know what. If that means what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble; and if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances.
You are just what the doc ordered.
[Chorus]
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot
[Verse 1]
But for me to rap like a computer it must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a livin' and a killin' off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and as indecent as all hell
Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)
This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match
With this rappity brat, packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac'
Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
And at the exact same time, I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicin' that
I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic, I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are havin' a rough time period, here's a maxi pad
It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
[Chorus]
Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintainin' this shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody wants the key and the secret to rap immortality like Ι have got
[Verse 2]
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
Simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the Earth like an asteroid
Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (Pew!)
MCs get taken to school with this music
Cause I use it as a vehicle to bus the rhyme
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren
Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
To meet Run–D.M.C., induct them
Into the motherfuckin' Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Even though I'll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game, 'til I walk a flock of flames
Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin'?
Little gay-lookin' boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face, lookin' boy (Ha-ha!)
You're witnessin' a massacre
Like you're watching a church gathering take place, lookin' boy
Oy vey, that boy's gay!—that's all they say, lookin' boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a way to go from your label every day, lookin' boy
Hey, lookin' boy! What you say, lookin' boy?
I get a hell yeah from Dre, lookin' boy
I'ma work for everything I have, never asked nobody for shit
Get outta my face, lookin' boy!
Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable
Of keepin' up with the same pace, lookin' boy, 'cause—
[Chorus]
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racin' around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod
This planet's Krypton—no, Asgard, Asgard
[Verse 3]
So you'll be Thor, I'll be Odin
You rodent, I'm omnipotent
Let off, then I'm reloadin'
Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walkin' dead, but I'm just a talkin' head, a zombie floatin'
But I got your mom deep-throatin'
I'm out my Ramen Noodle
We have nothin' in common, poodle
I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
It's me, my honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes
To maybe try to help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines
Just in case 'cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry lookin' at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground
But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come tryin'
To censor you like that one line
I said on I'm Back from The Mathers LP 1 when I
Tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a 9
See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the portal
You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrows
You write normal? Fuck being normal!
And I just bought a new raygun from the future
Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather's pad
Singin' to a man while he played piano
Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station
The very next day, Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!
Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman?
Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
Oh, he's too mainstream.
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
It's not hip-hop, it's pop,—'cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use.
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm rippin' any one of these verses that versus you
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to
Prove that if you were half as nice, your songs you could sacrifice virgins too?!
Ugh, school flunky, pill junkie
But look at the accolades these skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
And I'm a million leagues above you
Ill when I speak in tongues, but it's still tongue-in-cheek, fuck you
I'm drunk, so, Satan, take the fucking wheel
I'ma sleep in the front seat
Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz, still Chunky but Funky
But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from me
They're askin' me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred
I have, then you may be a little patient
And more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it, life's handin' you lemons? Make lemonade then!
But if I can't batter the women
How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?!
Don't mistake him for Satan; it's a fatal mistake
If you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation
To trip a broad, and make her fall on her face and
Don't be a retard—be a king? Think not
Why be a king when you can be a God?
你看，我是要去容易对你不伤害你的感情。
但我只打算让这一次机会。
什么是错的，我能感觉到。
六分钟。六分钟。六分钟，阿姆，你上！
只是一种感觉，我已经得到了。喜欢的东西是即将发生的事情，但我不知道是什么。如果这意味着什么，我想它的意思，我们就麻烦了，麻烦就大了;如果他是香蕉像你说的，我不接受任何机会。
您是第DOC给你开。
[合唱]
我搁觉得自己像一个说唱神，神说唱
我的所有的人从前面到后面点头，点头回
现在，谁认为他们的武器足够长，巴掌箱，箱子一巴掌？
他们说我说唱像机器人，所以叫我说唱机器人
[诗歌1]
但对我来说说唱像一台计算机就必须在我的基因
我在后面的口袋里有一台笔记本电脑
我pen'll熄灭时，我半公鸡
得到了来自说唱利润脂肪结
做了一个活着的和扼杀掉它
自从比尔·克林顿还在办公室
随着他的nutsack莱温斯基感觉
我是一个MC还是诚实的
但作为粗鲁不雅，因为所有的地狱
音节，技能-A-HOLIC（杀了他们所有）
这flippity dippity-hippity嘻哈
你不是真的想进入一个pissin'比赛
与此rappity小子，在AC背面的MAC” packin
背包说唱废话，邑，邑，yackety，废话
并在准确的同一时间，我尝试这些抒情杂技特技表演，而我瑜珈是
我仍然能够打破娘表
在一对夫妇的柴的回来了，它在半破解
只有意识到这是具有讽刺意味的，我是事后签署后果
我怎么能不吹？所有我能做的就只是F-炸弹
感觉我的攻击之怒
说唱歌手是要有一个粗略的时间段，这里有一个Maxi垫
这实际上是怪人灾难性的坏
虽然我巧妙地构建这个杰作
[合唱]
因为我搁觉得自己像一个说唱神，神说唱
我的所有的人从前面到后面点头，点头回
现在，谁认为他们的武器足够长，巴掌箱，箱子一巴掌？
让我告诉你maintainin'这狗屎并不难，难
每个人都希望的关键和秘诀说唱不朽像Ι已经得到
[诗歌2]
嗯，是真实的蓝图的
只是愤怒和年轻的活力
每个人都喜欢到根滋扰
撞击地球像一个小行星
什么也没做，但拍以来的月亮（皮尤！）
管委会得到带到学校用这个音乐
因为我用它作为车辆总线韵
现在我领导一个新的学校充满学生
我？我Rakim的的产物
拉基姆·沙巴茨，2Pac的，N.W.A，魔方，嘿，医生，任
耶拉，EAZY，谢谢你，他们得到了斯利姆
启发足够有一天长大了，炸毁并在一个位置
为了满足运行D.M.C，吸纳他们
走进娘岩石和光荣榜
虽然我会走在教会和火焰球爆
只有名人堂，我会在被引导是成名的酒精
在耻辱墙
你同性恋变态认为这是所有的游戏，直到我走火焰一群
关闭一块木板，并告诉我他妈的，你想的是什么？
小同性恋看着的男孩
所以同性恋我可以勉强着脸，看着他的孩子说这（呵呵！）
你witnessin'大屠杀
就像你看一个教会聚会成行，看着男孩
Oy公司合租的，那个男孩的同性恋！ - 这就是一切，他们说，看着他的孩子
你得到一个竖起大拇指，拍拍背
和一种从您的标签天天去，看着他的孩子
嘿，看着他的孩子！你说什么，看着他的孩子？
我收到了地狱啊从肛门指诊，看着男孩
一切我是工作，我都有，从来没有要求任何人狗屎
我们离开我的脸，看着他的孩子！
基本上，孩子，你永远不会能够
坚持让了同样的速度，看着他的孩子，“的因果
[合唱]
我搁觉得自己像一个说唱神，神说唱
我的所有的人从前面到后面点头，点头回
我racin'在赛道上的方式，叫我纳斯卡，纳斯卡
拖车公园的山谷Earnhardt的白色垃圾神
佐德将军下跪
这个星球上的氪没有，仙宫，仙宫
[诗歌3]
所以，你会雷神，我会奥丁
你灭鼠，我无所不能
不放过，那么我reloadin'
立即用这些炸弹我totin'
而且我不应该被唤醒
我是走着死了，而我只是一个说话头，僵尸莲花
但我得到了你的妈妈深throatin'
我不喜欢拉面
我们有共同点，狮子狗没什么
我是一个杜宾犬，掐自己的手臂和顶礼膜拜，瞳孔
这就是我，我的诚实是残酷的
但它的诚实徒劳的，如果我不利用我做什么，虽然
为了获得良好的至少一次的同时
所以我想确保在某处这只鸡刮我乱写乱画和足够的童谣
为了也许尝试，以帮助度过艰难时期一些人
不过，我得养几个punchlines
以防万一“的原因，即使你未签名
说唱歌手都饿了看着我喜欢它的午餐
我知道有一个时间，我一次
地下的是国王
但我还是喜欢说唱我对我菲罗阿·蒙奇碾
所以我紧缩押韵，但有时当你把
与我的肤色上诉
你得太大，在这里，他们来试着
要审查你喜欢这样一行
我说在我回来的来自LP马瑟斯1，当我
想说我会带七只小山羊从科伦
把“时间都在一条线上，添加一个AK-47，一支左轮手枪和9
看看我逃掉了，现在，我是没有那么大，因为我是，但我
吗啡成正果，科曼通过门户
你被困在一个时间隧道，从2004年尽管
我不知道那是什么，你押韵的他妈的
你的长发公主毫无意义与他妈的cornrows
你写正常吗？他妈的是正常的！
我刚买一个来自未来的新raygun
只是为了来拍你，就像当非常棒做出雷·J狂
原因的Fab说他看上去像梅威瑟的垫FAG
唱着一个人，而他弹钢琴
男人，哦，这是一个特殊的全天候在电缆通道
因此，雷·J直奔电台
第二天，嘿的Fab，我要杀了你！
歌词科曼你在超音速（J·J FAD）
呃，苏玛-LUMMA，dooma-LUMMA，你assumin'我是一个人
我必须做的，通过把它给你，我的超人？
创新，我用橡胶制成的，这样你的话是ricochetin'关我的，它会粘到你
我毁灭性的，比以往更展示
如何给一个娘的观众的感觉就像是漂浮
永不褪色的，我知道仇敌永远等待
这一天，因为他们可以说我摔了下来，他们会庆祝
因为我知道的方式来获得“时间动机
我做音乐的提升，可以使电梯音乐
哦，他太主流。
嗯，这是当他们嫉妒他们做什么，他们混淆
这不是嘻哈，它的流行， - 因为我发现了一个海拉方式融合它
岩石，休克文件说唱
扔在失去自我，制作它们失去它
我不知道如何作出这样的歌
我不知道该用什么词。
让我们当它发生时，你知道我
虽然我rippin'这些经文中的任何一个与你
它的窗帘，我无意中hurtin'你
有多少经文我要杀人
证明，如果你一半漂亮，你的歌，你会牺牲处女太？
哎，学校奴才，丸迷
不过看在荣誉这些技能brung我
全自己，但还是饿
我欺负我，因为我让我做什么，我把我的心给
而且我比你一百万联赛
生病的时候我说方言，但它仍然是舌头在脸颊，你他妈的
我醉了，于是，撒旦，走车轮他妈的
我是睡眠在前座
Bumpin'重d和男孩，还是矮胖但时髦
但在我的脑海里面的东西我能感受到揪着和挣扎
天使与恶魔战斗，这里是他们从我这儿得到什么
他们阿斯金我消除一些妇女恨
但是，如果你考虑到深仇大恨
我有，那么你可能要有点耐心
而更多的同情情况
和了解歧视
但是，他妈的它，人生的handin'你柠檬？让柠檬水呢！
但是，如果我不能连击女性
如何他妈的我应该他们烤蛋糕，然后？
不要误解为他撒旦;这是一个致命的错误
如果你觉得我需要海外休假
跳闸广泛，并让她落在她的脸，
不要滞后，成为国王？想不
为什么成为国王时，你可以成为一个神吗？