Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings.
But I'm only going to get this one chance.
Something's wrong, I can feel it.
Six minutes. Six minutes. Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on!
Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings.
But I'm only going to get this one chance.
Something's wrong, I can feel it.
Six minutes. Six minutes. Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on!
Just a feeling I've got. Like something's about to happen, but I don't know what. If that means what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble; and if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances.
You are just what the doc ordered.
[Chorus]
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot
[Verse 1]
But for me to rap like a computer it must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a livin' and a killin' off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and as indecent as all hell
Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)
This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match
With this rappity brat, packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac'
Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
And at the exact same time, I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicin' that
I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic, I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are havin' a rough time period, here's a maxi pad
It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece
[Chorus]
Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintainin' this shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret
To rap immortality like I have got
[Verse 2]
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
Simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the Earth like an asteroid
Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (Pew!)
MCs get taken to school with this music
Cause I use it as a vehicle to bus the rhyme
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren
Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
To meet Run–D.M.C., induct them
Into the motherfuckin' Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Even though I'll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game, till I walk a flock of flames
Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin'?
Little gay-lookin' boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face, lookin' boy
You're witnessin' a massacre
Like you're watching a church gathering take place, lookin' boy
Oy vey, that boy's gay!—that's all they say, lookin' boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a way to go from your label every day, lookin' boy
Hey, lookin' boy! What you say, lookin' boy?
I get a hell yeah from Dre, lookin' boy
I'ma work for everything I have, never ask nobody for shit
Get outta my face, lookin' boy!
Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable
Of keepin' up with the same pace, lookin' boy, 'cause—
[Chorus]
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racin' around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod
This planet's Krypton—no, Asgard, Asgard
[Verse 3]
So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin
You rodent, I'm omnipotent
Let off, then I'm reloadin'
Immediately with these bombs, I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walkin' dead, but I'm just a talkin' head, a zombie floatin'
But I got your mom deep-throatin'
I'm out my Ramen Noodle
We have nothin' in common, poodle
I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
It's me, my honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes
To maybe try to help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines
Just in case, 'cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry lookin' at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground
But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come tryin'
To censor you like that one line
I said on I'm Back from The Mathers LP 1 when I
Tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a 9
See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the portal
You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrows
You write normal? Fuck being normal!
And I just bought a new raygun from the future
Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather's pad
Singin' to a man while he played piano
Man, oh man, that was the 24/7 special on the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station
The very next day, Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!
Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman?
Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
Oh, he's too mainstream.
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
It's not hip-hop, it's pop,—'cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use.
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm rippin' any one of these verses that versus you
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to
Prove that if you were half as nice
Your songs you could sacrifice virgins too?
Ungh, school flunky, pill junkie
But look at the accolades these skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
And I'm a million leagues above you
Ill when I speak in tongues, but it's still tongue-in-cheek fuck you!
I'm drunk, so, Satan, take the fucking wheel
I'ma sleep in the front seat
Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz, still Chunky but Funky
But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils, and here's what they want from me
They're askin' me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred
I have, then you may be a little patient
And more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it, life's handin' you lemons? Make lemonade then!
But if I can't batter the women
How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
Don't mistake him for Satan; it's a fatal mistake
If you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation
To trip a broad, and make her fall on her face and
Don't be a retard! Be a king? Think not
Why be a king when you can be a God?
Angalia, nilikuwa gonna kwenda rahisi juu yenu si kuumiza hisia zako.
Lakini mimi nina tu kwenda kupata nafasi hii.
Kama kuna tatizo, naweza kuhisi hivyo.
dakika sita. dakika sita. dakika sita, Slim Shady, wewe ni juu ya!
Tu hisia nina. Kama kitu kuhusu kutokea, lakini sijui nini. Kama hiyo inamaanisha nini nadhani inamaanisha, tuko katika shida, shida kubwa; na kama yeye ni kama ndizi kama wewe kusema, mimi si kuchukua nafasi yoyote.
Wewe ni tu kile doc awali.
[Chorus]
Mimi beginnin 'kujisikia kama Rap Mungu, Rap Mungu
watu wangu wote kutoka mbele na nod ya nyuma, nyuma nod
Sasa, ambaye anadhani silaha zao ni muda wa kutosha wa kofi sanduku, kofi sanduku?
Walisema mimi rap kama robot, hivyo kuniita Rap-bot
[Mstari 1]
Lakini kwa mimi rap kama kompyuta ni lazima katika jeni yangu
Nina mbali katika mfuko wangu nyuma
pen'll My kwenda mbali wakati mimi nusu jogoo yake
Got fundo mafuta na ile faida rap
Alifanya Livin 'na killin' off yake
Tangu Bill Clinton bado alikuwa katika ofisi
Na Monica Lewinsky feelin 'kwenye nutsack yake
Mimi ni MC bado kama waaminifu
Lakini kama rude na kama aibu kama kuzimu wote
Silabi, ujuzi-holic (Ua 'em wote kwa)
Hii flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
Huwezi kweli unataka kuingia katika pissin 'match
Na hili brat rappity, packin 'MAC katika nyuma ya Ac'
Mkoba rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
Na wakati sawa, mimi kujaribu hii Sweet Kid acrobat foleni wakati mimi nina practicin 'kwamba
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Zaidi ya nyuma ya kadhaa fagots na ufa ni katika nusu
barabara tu ilikuwa suala la kejeli, nilikuwa mkataba na Aftermath baada ya ukweli
Jinsi gani mimi si pigo? All I kufanya ni kushuka F-mabomu
Jisikie ghadhabu yangu ya mashambulizi
Rapa ni havin 'mbaya kipindi cha muda, hivi maxi pedi
Ni kweli disastrously mbaya kwa wack
Wakati mimi kwa ustadi ujenzi Kito
[Chorus]
Sababu mimi beginnin 'kujisikia kama Rap Mungu, Rap Mungu
watu wangu wote kutoka mbele na nod ya nyuma, nyuma nod
Sasa, ambaye anadhani silaha zao ni muda wa kutosha wa kofi sanduku, kofi sanduku?
Napenda kuonyesha maintainin 'shit ni kwamba ngumu, ambayo kwa bidii
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Kwa rap kutokufa kama mimi got
[Mst 2]
Naam, kuwa mkweli mwongozo wa
Tu hasira na ujana uchangamfu
Kila mtu anapenda mizizi kwa usumbufu
Hit ya Dunia kama asteroid
Alifanya kitu lakini risasi kwa Moon tangu (Pew!)
MCs kupata kupelekwa shule na muziki huu
Sababu mimi kuitumia kama gari kwa mabasi ya wimbo
Sasa kusababisha shule mpya kamili ya wanafunzi
Mimi? Mimi ni zao la Rakim
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren
Yella, Eazy, asante, wao got Slim
Aliongoza ya kutosha siku moja kukua, kulipua na kuwa katika nafasi
Ili kufikia Run-D.M.C., Kuwaingiza yao
Katika motherfuckin 'Rock na Roll Hall of Fame
Hata kama mimi itabidi kutembea katika kanisa na kupasuka katika mpira wa moto
Hall of Fame mimi itakuwa aliingiza katika tu ni pombe cha umaarufu
Juu ya ukuta wa aibu
You fags nadhani ni mchezo kabisa, hata mimi kutembea kundi la moto
Off ubao na, niambie nini katika kutomba wewe thinkin '?
Little mashoga-lookin 'mvulana
Hivyo mashoga siwezi vigumu kusema kwa uso moja kwa moja, Lookin 'mvulana
Wewe ni witnessin 'mauaji
Kama wewe ni kuangalia kanisa mkutano kuchukua mahali, Lookin 'mvulana
Oy vey, kuwa kijana mashoga! -Yaani ni yote wanasema, Lookin 'mvulana
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Na njia ya kwenda kutoka studio yako kila siku, Lookin 'mvulana
Hey, Lookin 'kijana! Nini kusema, Lookin 'mvulana?
Ninaweza kupata kuzimu yeah kutoka Dre, Lookin 'mvulana
Mimi ni kufanya kazi kwa ajili ya kila kitu mimi, kamwe kuuliza hakuna mtu kwa shit
Kupata Outta uso wangu, Lookin 'kijana!
Kimsingi, kijana, wewe ni kamwe gonna kuwa na uwezo
Ya keepin 'juu na kasi hiyo hiyo, Lookin' kijana, 'cause-
[Chorus]
Mimi beginnin 'kujisikia kama Rap Mungu, Rap Mungu
watu wangu wote kutoka mbele na nod ya nyuma, nyuma nod
njia mimi nina Racin 'karibu kufuatilia, call me NASCAR, NASCAR
Dale Earnhardt la Hifadhi trailer, White Tupio Mungu
Magoti mbele za Zod
dunia hii ya Krypton-hapana, Asgard, Asgard
[Mst 3]
Hivyo utakuwa na Thor na nitakuwa Odin
You Panya, mimi ni mwenye nguvu zote
Hebu mbali, basi mimi reloadin '
Mara kwa mabomu haya, mimi ni totin '
Na mimi lazima kuwa woken
Mimi ni walkin 'wafu, lakini nina tu talkin' kichwa, zombie floatin '
Lakini mimi got mama yako deep-throatin '
Mimi ni nje yangu Ramen Tambi
Tuna Nothin 'kwa pamoja, poodle
Mimi ni Doberman, Bana mwenyewe katika mkono na kulipa heshima, mwanafunzi
Ni mimi, uaminifu wangu kikatili
Lakini ni uaminifu hazina matunda kama mimi si kutumia nifanyacho ingawa
Kwa ajili ya mema angalau mara moja katika wakati
Hivyo nataka kuhakikisha mahali fulani katika hii mwanzo kuku I mpapuro na Doodle mashairi kutosha
Kwa labda kujaribu kukusaidia kupata baadhi ya watu kwa nyakati ngumu
Lakini mimi gotta kuendelea punchlines chache
Tu katika kesi, maana hata wewe unsigned
Rapa ni njaa lookin 'saa yangu kama ni chakula cha mchana
Najua kuna wakati ambapo mara mimi
Alikuwa mfalme wa chini ya ardhi
Lakini mimi bado rap kama mimi nina juu ya yangu Pharoahe Monch grind
Hivyo mimi mtikisiko mashairi, lakini wakati mwingine unapochanganya
Rufaa kwa rangi ya ngozi yangu
Unaweza kupata kubwa mno na hapa wametoka tryin '
Isionyeshe wewe kama hayo mstari mmoja
Nikasema juu ya mimi nina nyuma kutoka Maher LP 1 wakati mimi
Alijaribu kusema mimi itabidi kuchukua watoto saba kutoka Columbine
Kuweka 'em wote katika mstari, kuongeza AK-47, bastola na 9
Angalia kama mimi kupata mbali na hayo kwa kuwa sasa mimi ni kama si kubwa kama mimi, lakini nina
Morphin 'katika milele, comin' kwa njia ya portal
Wewe ni kukwama katika muda warp kutoka 2004 ingawa
Na sijui nini kutomba kwamba wimbo kwa
Wewe ni pointless kama Rapunzel na fuckin 'cornrows
Kuandika kawaida? Fuck kuwa ya kawaida!
Na mimi tu kununuliwa raygun mpya kutoka baadaye
Tu kuja na risasi ya, kama wakati Fabolous alifanya Ray J kichaa
Sababu Fab alisema ilionekana kama FAG katika pedi Mayweather
Singin 'kwa mtu wakati yeye alicheza piano
Man, oh mtu, huyo alikuwa 24/7 maalum kwenye kituo cable
Hivyo Ray J alikwenda moja kwa moja kituo cha redio
Siku iliyofuata, Hey Fab, mimi ni kuua wewe!
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Nini mimi gotta kufanya ili kupata kupitia kwenu mimi nina unajidhihirisha?
Uvumbuzi na mimi nina maandishi mpira ili kitu chochote kusema ni ricochetin 'off yangu na kutakuwa gundi na wewe na
Mimi ni makubwa, zaidi ya milele na kuonyesha
Jinsi ya kutoa motherfuckin 'watazamaji hisia kama ni levitating
Kamwe fading, na najua adui ni daima kusubiri
Kwa siku hiyo unaweza kusema mimi ikaanguka, wataarifiwa kuadhimisha
Sababu Najua njia ya kupata 'em motisha
Mimi kufanya elevating muziki, kufanya lifti muziki
Oh, yeye pia tawala.
Naam, kwamba ni nini wao kufanya wakati wao kupata wivu, wao kuchanganya hili
Siyo hip-hop, ni pop, - 'sababu mimi kupata njia Hella kwa kuunganisha yake
Pamoja na mwamba, mshtuko rap na Doc
Tupa kwenye Lose Yourself na kufanya 'em kuipoteza
Sijui jinsi ya kufanya nyimbo kama kwamba
Sijui nini maneno ya kutumia.
Napenda kujua wakati hutokea na wewe
Wakati mimi nina rippin 'yeyote kati mistari hii kwamba dhidi yenu
Ni pazia, mimi inadvertently hurtin 'wewe
Jinsi mistari mingi I gotta mauaji ya
Kuthibitisha kwamba kama ulikuwa nusu kama nzuri
Your nyimbo unaweza sadaka mabikira pia?
Ungh, shule flunky, kidonge junkie
Lakini kuangalia accolades stadi hizi brung me
Kamili ya mwenyewe, lakini bado njaa
I kuwachokoza mwenyewe 'sababu mimi nifanye nini kile kuweka mawazo yangu kwa
Na mimi milioni ligi juu yenu
Ill wakati mimi kusema kwa lugha, lakini bado ulimi-katika-shavu kutomba wewe!
Mimi kunywa, hivyo, Shetani, chukua gurudumu fucking
Mimi ni kulala katika kiti cha mbele
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Lakini katika kichwa changu kuna kitu naweza kuhisi tugging na wanajitahidi
Angels kupambana na pepo, na hapa ni nini wanataka kutoka kwangu
Wao ni Askin 'me kuondokana na baadhi ya wanawake chuki
Lakini kama wewe kuchukua maanani chuki uchungu
Nina, basi unaweza kuwa na subira kidogo
Na zaidi walioshirikiana na hali
Na kuelewa ubaguzi
Lakini kutomba ni, Handin maisha 'wewe lemons? Kufanya lemonade kisha!
Lakini kama mimi siwezi kugonga wanawake
Jinsi kutomba mimi wanatakiwa bake yao keki basi?
Je, si makosa yake kwa Shetani; ni kosa baya sana
Kama unafikiri mimi haja ya kuwa nje ya nchi na kuchukua likizo
Safari pana, na kufanya kuanguka yake juu ya uso wake na
Usiwe retard! Kuwa mfalme? Fikiria si
Kwa kuwa mfalme wakati unaweza kuwa Mungu?
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