T-Series! (Yeah!)
It's your big day! (Woo!)
Incredible job!
I know we had our differences
T-Series! (Yeah!)
It's your big day! (Woo!)
Incredible job!
I know we had our differences
But today, I just wanna tell you
[Chorus: Roomie & PewDiePie]
Ayy, congratulations, it's a celebration
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Here we go!)
Ayy, congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
[Verse 1: PewDiePie]
Ayy, congratulations to your corporation
Guess to beat one Swedish boy you need a billion Asians
Yeah, you did it very nice, and all it took
Was a massive corporate entity with every song in Bollywood
Now you're at number one, hope you did nothing wrong
Like starting your business by selling pirated songs
Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's right there on Wikipedia
Get used to your past being held against you by the media
I'm sure right now there's nothing that you're doing that's illegal, yeah
I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with the mafia
For legal reasons, that's a joke
For legal reasons, that's a joke
For serious, Indian mafia, please don't kill me that's a joke
India, I'm sorry about the memes, you're the best
I love my Indian bros, from Bombay to Bangladesh
I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy hitter
Bout to cause a genocide so you can call me Hi-
[Chorus: Roomie & PewDiePie]
Ayy, congratulations, it's a celebration
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Oh yeah!)
Ayy, congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
[Post-Chorus: Roomie & PewDiePie]
Congratulations (Uh)
Congratulations (It's your big day!)
Congratulations
Congratulations (Such a big day)
[Verse 2: PewDiePie & Boyinaband]
I got a letter in the post, hmm, what is this?
T-Series saying, "cease and desist"
Had a problem with me telling them to "hold their defecation"
But, let me educate you silly, that's not defamation (Woo)
T-Series can eat a dick! (Still not defamation)
Suck my fucking Swedish meatballs! (Still not defamation)
Did you know that Indians have poo-poo in their brains?
That's a blatant racist lie
Yeah, but still not defamation!
India got YouTube figured out, that's sick, son
How 'bout next you figure how to fix the caste system? (Oof)
Maybe all those ads will solve your crippling poverty
But looking at T-Series' past, I'm guessing not probably
But never mind the poor people, we just here to party
Just hit up, pop some bottles with the nine-year-old army
Non-alcoholic 'cause I had a real problem
But we still out there, live it like we 'bout to kamikaze
[Bridge: PewDiePie]
So this is it, thanks for sticking with my channel
Ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels
Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure
It's the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
Through all the change and controversy
You've been by my side
There's no army in the world
I would rather give me watch time
It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard
Here's one last brofist from the number one in the world
[Chorus: Roomie]
Ayy, congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh)
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Party all day, yeah)
Ayy, congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
[Post-Chorus: Roomie & PewDiePie]
Congratulations (Skrattar du)
Congratulations (It's your big day!)
Congratulations (How fucking lit)
Congratulations (Such a big day)
[Outro: PewDiePie]
Congratulations, T-Series! You did it!
Yatta desu ne
Hope that #MeToo stuff doesn't severely affect your bottom line
T-serien! (Yeah!)
Det er din store dag! (Woo!)
Utrolig job!
Jeg ved, vi havde vores forskelligheder
Men i dag, jeg vil bare fortælle dig
[Kor: Roomie & PewDiePie]
AYY, tillykke, det er en fest
Party hele dagen, jeg ved, du har været waitin' (Here we go!)
AYY, tillykke (Woo!), Det er en fest
Jeg vil bare sige, at jeg tror, at du er fantastisk
[Vers 1: PewDiePie]
AYY, tillykke til din virksomhed
Gæt at slå en svensk dreng du har brug for en milliard asiater
Ja, du gjorde det meget rart, og alt det tog
Var en massiv juridisk enhed med hver sang i Bollywood
Nu er du på nummer et, håber du gjorde intet forkert
Ligesom at starte din virksomhed ved at sælge piratkopierede sange
Ups! Vidste ikke, vi ville se? Det er lige der på Wikipedia
Væn dig til din fortid bliver holdt imod dig af medierne
Jeg er sikker på lige nu er der intet, som du laver, det er ulovligt, ja
Jeg er sikker på, at du ikke har haft hemmelige aftaler med mafiaen
Af juridiske årsager, det er en joke
Af juridiske årsager, det er en joke
For alvorlige, indiske mafia, skal du ikke slå mig ihjel, det er en joke
Indien, jeg er ked af de memer, du er den bedste
Jeg elsker min indiske bros, fra Bombay til Bangladesh
Jeg vil tage på hele jorden til dig, jeg er en tung hitter
Bout til at forårsage et folkemord, så du kan ringe til mig Hi
[Kor: Roomie & PewDiePie]
AYY, tillykke, det er en fest
Party hele dagen, jeg ved, du har været waitin' (Oh yeah!)
AYY, tillykke (Woo!), Det er en fest
Jeg vil bare sige, at jeg tror, at du er fantastisk
[Post-Kor: Roomie & PewDiePie]
Tillykke (Uh)
Tillykke (Det er din store dag!)
Tillykke
Tillykke (Sådan en stor dag)
[Vers 2: PewDiePie & Boyinaband]
Jeg fik et brev med posten, hmm, hvad er det?
T-serien sige: "ophøre og afstå"
Havde et problem med mig at fortælle dem at "holde deres afføring"
Men, lad mig lære dig dum, det er ikke bagvaskelse (Woo)
T-serien kan spise en pik! (Stadig ikke injurier)
Suck mine skide svenske kødboller! (Stadig ikke injurier)
Vidste du, at inderne har poo-poo i deres hjerner?
Det er en åbenlys racistisk løgn
Ja, men stadig ikke bagvaskelse!
Indien fik YouTube regnet ud, det er sygt, søn
Hvad med næste du regne hvordan du løser kastesystemet? (OOF)
Måske alle disse annoncer vil løse dit lammende fattigdom
Men ser man på T-serien fortid, jeg gætte ikke nok
Men pyt de fattige mennesker, vi bare her for at feste
Bare slå op, pop nogle flasker med ni-årige hær
Alkoholfri fordi jeg havde et reelt problem
Men vi stadig derude, leve det som vi Bout til kamikaze
[Bridge: PewDiePie]
Så dette er det, tak for stikning med min kanal
Lige siden jeg var en ingen, skrigende på tønder
Ja, det er det, har det været et eventyr
Det er i slutningen af regeringstid af Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
Gennem hele ændringen og kontroverser
Du har været ved min side
Der er ingen hær i verden
Jeg vil hellere give mig se tiden
Det har været en vild tur, så mens jeg kan stadig høres
Her er en sidste brofist fra nummer et i verden
[Kor: Roomie]
AYY, tillykke, det er en fest (Oh)
Party hele dagen, jeg ved, du har været waitin' (part hele dagen, ja)
AYY, tillykke (Woo!), Det er en fest
Jeg vil bare sige, at jeg tror, at du er fantastisk
[Post-Kor: Roomie & PewDiePie]
Tillykke (Skrattar du)
Tillykke (Det er din store dag!)
Tillykke (Hvor skide tændt)
Tillykke (Sådan en stor dag)
[Outro: PewDiePie]
Tillykke, T-serien! Du gjorde det!
Yatta desu ne
Håber at #MeToo ting ikke alvorligt påvirke din bundlinje
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