You could ride a unicorn to school
And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare
(No, you don't)
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free
You could ride a unicorn to school
And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare
(No, you don't)
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free
That makes sense and that's fair
(No, it's not)
And if you were a lady
Then you own your lady parts
Just like a man goes to a dealership
And then he owns a car
[Refrain]
Vroom, vroom
Fuck you (Fuck you)
[Pre-Chorus]
What if life as we knew it was over?
Guess what? God is a woman, I know her
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Verse 2]
If you're from another land, then come here
You won't have to climb a wall
(Yes, you will!)
And if you are a boy who loves a boy
You'll get a wedding cake and all
(Not in Colorado!)
And if you are a lady and you do your lady work
Then you will make as many dollars as the boys
Not just two thirds
[Refrain]
Cha-ching
Fuck you (Fuck you)
[Pre-Chorus]
What if life as we knew it was over?
Guess what? God is a woman, I know her
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Bridge]
Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wish the world was different
Where who you love and who you are
Was nobody's fucking business
[Chorus]
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Outro]
What if...?
Anda boleh menunggang unicorn ke sekolah
Dan jika anda jatuh, anda akan mempunyai penjagaan kesihatan
(Tidak, anda tidak)
Dan jika anda selesai sekolah, anda akan pergi ke kolej secara percuma
Yang masuk akal dan yang adil
(Tidak ianya bukan)
Dan jika anda seorang wanita
Maka anda memiliki bahagian-bahagian wanita anda
Sama seperti seorang lelaki pergi ke wakil jualan
Dan kemudian dia memiliki kereta
[Mengelakkan]
Vroom, Vroom
Fuck anda (fuck anda)
[Pre-Chorus]
Bagaimana jika kehidupan seperti yang kita tahu ia adalah lebih?
Tahu tak? Allah adalah seorang wanita, saya tahu dia
[Chorus]
Bagaimana jika kaya, putih, lelaki lurus
Tidak menolak dunia lagi?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Bagaimana jika kaya, putih, lelaki lurus
Tidak menolak dunia lagi?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Verse 2]
Jika anda dari negeri lain, kemudian datang ke sini
Anda tidak akan perlu memanjat dinding
(Ya, anda akan!)
Dan jika anda adalah seorang budak lelaki yang suka lelaki
Anda akan mendapat kek perkahwinan dan semua
(Tidak di Colorado!)
Dan jika anda seorang wanita dan anda melakukan kerja wanita anda
Maka anda akan membuat seberapa banyak dolar sebagai kanak-kanak lelaki
Bukan hanya dua pertiga
[Mengelakkan]
Cha-ching
Fuck anda (fuck anda)
[Pre-Chorus]
Bagaimana jika kehidupan seperti yang kita tahu ia adalah lebih?
Tahu tak? Allah adalah seorang wanita, saya tahu dia
[Chorus]
Bagaimana jika kaya, putih, lelaki lurus
Tidak menolak dunia lagi?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Bagaimana jika kaya, putih, lelaki lurus
Tidak menolak dunia lagi?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Jambatan]
Kelip-kelip bintang kecil
Bagaimana saya ingin dunia adalah berbeza
Mana yang anda suka dan siapa anda
Adalah perniagaan fucking tiada siapa
[Chorus]
Bagaimana jika kaya, putih, lelaki lurus
Tidak menolak dunia lagi?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Bagaimana jika kaya, putih, lelaki lurus
Tidak menolak dunia lagi?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Bagaimana jika kaya, putih, lelaki lurus
Tidak menolak dunia lagi?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
Bagaimana jika kaya, putih, lelaki lurus
Tidak menolak dunia lagi?
(Hahahahahahahahaha)
[Outro]
Bagaimana jika ...?
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