Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance (Six minutes— Six minutes—)
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on!)
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what.
Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance (Six minutes— Six minutes—)
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on!)
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what.
If that means what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble;
And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
You are just what the doc ordered
[Chorus]
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot
[Verse 1]
But for me to rap like a computer it must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a livin' and a killin' off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and as indecent as all hell
Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)
This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match
With this rappity brat, packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac'
Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
And at the exact same time, I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicin' that
I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic, I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are havin' a rough time period, here's a maxi pad
It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpièce
[Chorus]
Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintainin' this shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like Ι have got
[Verse 2]
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
Simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the Earth like an asteroid
Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (Pew!)
MCs get taken to school with this music
Cause I use it as a vehicle to bus the rhyme
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren
Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
To meet Run–D.M.C., induct them
Into the motherfuckin' Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Even though I'll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game, 'til I walk a flock of flames
Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin'?
Little gay-lookin' boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face, lookin' boy (Ha-ha!)
You're witnessin' a mass-occur
Like you're watching a church gathering take place, lookin' boy
Oy vey, that boy's gay!—that's all they say, lookin' boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a way to go from your label every day, lookin' boy
Hey, lookin' boy! What you say, lookin' boy?
I get a hell yeah from Dre, lookin' boy
I'ma work for everything I have, never asked nobody for shit
Get outta my face, lookin' boy!
Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable
Of keepin' up with the same pace, lookin' boy, 'cause—
[Chorus]
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racin' around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod
This planet's Krypton—no, Asgard, Asgard
[Verse 3]
So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin
You rodent, I'm omnipotent
Let off, then I'm reloadin'
Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walkin' dead, but I'm just a talkin' head, a zombie floatin'
But I got your mom deep-throatin'
I'm out my Ramen Noodle
We have nothin' in common, poodle
I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
It's me, my honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes
To maybe try to help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines
Just in case 'cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry lookin' at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground
But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come tryin'
To censor you like that one line
I said on I'm Back from The Mathers LP 1 when I
Tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a 9
See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the portal
You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrows
You write normal? Fuck being normal!
And I just bought a new raygun from the future
Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather's pad
Singin' to a man while he played piano
Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station
The very next day, Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!
Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman?
Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
Oh, he's too mainstream.
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
It's not hip-hop, it's pop,—'cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use.
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm rippin' any one of these verses that versus you
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to
Prove that if you were half as nice, your songs you could sacrifice virgins too?!
Ugh, school flunky, pill junkie
But look at the accolades these skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
And I'm a million leagues above you
Ill when I speak in tongues, but it's still tongue-in-cheek, fuck you
I'm drunk, so, Satan, take the fucking wheel
I'ma sleep in the front seat
Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz, still Chunky but Funky
But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from me
They're askin' me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred
I have, then you may be a little patient
And more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it, life's handin' you lemons? Make lemonade then!
But if I can't batter the women
How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?!
Don't mistake him for Satan; it's a fatal mistake
If you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation
To trip a broad, and make her fall on her face and
Don't be a retard—be a king? Think not
Why be a king when you can be a god?
Poglej, sem bom šel enostavno na vas, da ne bo poškodoval svoje občutke
Ampak jaz sem samo še to eno priložnost (Six minutes- Šest minutes-)
Nekaj je narobe, sem lahko počutim (šest minut, Slim Shady, ste na!)
Samo občutek imam, kot nekaj, kar se bo zgodilo, ampak ne vem kaj.
Če to pomeni, da tisto, kar mislim, da to pomeni, da smo v težavah, velik težav;
In če je, kot banane, kot ste rekli, ne bom tvegal
Ti so samo tisto, doc naročiti
[Refren]
Sem Počinjanje ", da se počutijo kot Rap Boga, Rap Boga
Vsi moji ljudje od spredaj do pokimal nazaj, nazaj nod
Zdaj, ki misli, da njihove roke so dovolj dolgi, da polje zadetek, škatle zadetek?
Rekli so, da rap kot robot, zato me pokliči Rap-bot
[Verz 1]
Ampak mi je rap kot računalnik mora biti v mojih genih
Imam laptop v mojem žepu
Moj pen'll ugasnejo, ko sem jo pol petelin
Dobil vozel maščobe od tega rap dobička
Narejen je Livin 'in Killin' off njo
Odkar je bil Bill Clinton še vedno v pisarni
Z Monica Lewinsky počutiš v svoji nutsack
Jaz sem MC še vedno tako pošten
Toda, kot nesramen in kot nespodobno, kot vsi hudiča
Zlogov, spretnost-a-Holic (Kill 'em all s)
Ta flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
Saj ni res želiš priti v pissin 'tekmo
S tem rappity brat, Packin "MAC v zadnjem delu Ac"
Nahrbtnik rap sranje, yap-yap, yackety-yack
In na točno istem času, sem poskušal te lirične Acrobat kaskade medtem ko sem practicin ", da
Jaz bom še vedno lahko uničijo jebeno miza
Več kot zadnji nekaj butarah in razpok na pol
Le ugotovil, da je ironično, sem podpisal za Aftermath po dejstvu
Kako bi ne piha? Vse, kar sem naredil, je padec F-bombe
Čutim jezo napad
Raperji so Havin "grobo časovno obdobje, tukaj je maxi pad
To je pravzaprav katastrofalno slabo za wack
Medtem ko sem mojstrsko gradnji te mojstrovine
[Refren]
Ker sem Počinjanje ", da se počutijo kot Rap Boga, Rap Boga
Vsi moji ljudje od spredaj do pokimal nazaj, nazaj nod
Zdaj, ki misli, da njihove roke so dovolj dolgi, da polje zadetek, škatle zadetek?
Naj vam pokaže, ko vzdrževanje "to sranje ni tako težko, da je težko
Vsi želijo ključ in skrivnost rap nesmrtnosti kot Ι so dobili
[Verz 2]
No, da je resnični Blueprint je
Preprosto bes in mladosten Suvišak
Vsi imajo radi root za nadloga
Hit Zemljo kot asteroid
Ni nič drugega kot streljati po Luni, saj (Pew!)
MC se v šolo s to glasbo
Ker sem jo uporabite kot sredstvo za avtobus ritma
Zdaj sem vodil novo šolo, polno študentov
Me? Sem produkt Rakim
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hej Doc, Ren
Yella, Eazy, hvala, so dobili Slim
Navdih dovolj za en dan odrasti, razstrelili in biti v položaju,
Da bi zadovoljili Run-D.M.C., INDUCT njih
V jebeno Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Čeprav bom hodil v cerkev in porušitve v krogli plamenov
Samo Hall of Fame bom rekrut v je alkohol slavnih
Na steni sramu
Ti pedri mislijo, da je vse igra, 'til hodim jata plamenov
Off desko in mi povej, kaj za vraga so ti razmišljaš "?
Malo gej gledam fant
Torej, gej sem ga komaj lahko rečemo, z ravnimi obraz, gledam fant (Ha-ha!)
Ti si witnessin "maso, pride
Kot gledate zbiranje cerkev potekata, gledam fant
Oy vey, ta fant je gej! -To je vse pravijo, gledam fant
Dobiš thumbs up, pat na hrbtni strani
In način, da gredo iz etikete vsak dan gledaš "fant
Hej, gledam fant! Kaj pravite, gledaš "fant?
Sem dobil pekel ja iz Dre, gledaš "fant
Sem dela za vse, kar sem, ne prosil nikogar za drek
Izgini moj obraz, gledaš 'fant!
V bistvu, fant, si nikoli ne bo sposoben
Od keepin "gor z enako hitrostjo, gledaš" fant ", po vzoru vzroka
[Refren]
Sem Počinjanje ", da se počutijo kot Rap Boga, Rap Boga
Vsi moji ljudje od spredaj do pokimal nazaj, nazaj nod
Pot sem Racin "po stezi, pokličite me NASCAR, NASCAR
Dale Earnhardt iz priklopnika park, White Trash Boga
Poklekniti pred General Zod
Ta planeta Kripton-no, Asgard, Asgard
[Verz 3]
Tako boste Thor in bom Odin
glodalce ste, da sem vsemogočen
Naj off, potem pa sem jaz reloadin "
Takoj s temi bombami sem totin "
In jaz ne bi smel biti prebudila
Jaz sem hoditi mrtev, ampak jaz sem samo govoril glavo, zombi floatin "
Ampak sem tvoja mama globoko throatin "
Sem iz moje ramen rezanec
Imamo nič "v skupnem, pudelj
Sem Doberman, ščepec si v roke in se poklonijo, učenec
To sem jaz, moja iskrenost je brutalen
Ampak to je pošteno zaman, če ne uporabljamo, kar počnem, čeprav
Za dobro vsaj enkrat v nekaj časa
Torej, želim se prepričajte, da nekje v tem piščanca nič I Čačka in Doodle dovolj rime
Da morda poskusiti, da bi dobili nekaj ljudi skozi težke čase
Ampak moram ohraniti nekaj punchlines
Samo v primeru "vzrok tudi vi nepodpisana
Raperji so lačni gledaš mene, kot da je za kosilo
Vem, da je bil čas, ko enkrat I
Je bil kralj podzemlja
Ampak še vedno rap, kot sem na Pharoahe Mönch grind
Zato sem crunch rime, ampak včasih, ko kombinira
Pritožba z barvo kože mojega
Dobiš prevelika in tu pridejo poskušam
Da bi vam cenzuro, kot to eno vrstico
Rekel sem o sem nazaj iz Mathers LP 1, ko sem
Skušal povedati, da sem bom sedem otrok iz Columbine
Daš vse v liniji, dodaj AK-47, revolver in 9
Glej, če sem oditi z njim zdaj, ko ni tako velika, kot sem bil, ampak sem
Morphin "v nesmrtno, planil skozi portal
Ti si zaljubljen v času osnove od leta 2004, čeprav
In ne vem, kaj za vraga, da ste rimo za
Ste nesmiselno kot Rapunzel z cornrows jebeno
Pišete normalno? Jebeš pa normalno!
In sem kupil nov raygun iz prihodnosti
Samo, da pridejo in ustrelil ya, kot takrat, ko Fabolous je Ray J mad
Vzrok Fab dejal, da je videti kot peder na blazinico Mayweather je
Pel "s človekom, medtem ko je igral klavir
Človek, oh človek, ki je bil 24/7 posebno na kabelski kanal
Torej Ray J je šel naravnost na radijske postaje
Že naslednji dan, Hej Fab, Jaz sem ubil!
Lyrics Prihaja na vas na nadzvočno hitrostjo (J.J. FAD)
Uh, summa-Lumma, dooma-Lumma, si assumin "Jaz sem človek
Kaj moram storiti, da dobim do tebe sem nadčloveško?
Inovativna in sem iz gume tako, da rečeš karkoli ricochetin "od mene in bo lepilo za vas in
Sem uničujoče, bolj kot kdajkoli prej dokazujejo
Kako dati jebeno občinstvo občutek, kot da lebdi
Nikoli ne izginja, in vem, da so sovražniki so vedno čaka
Na dan, ko se lahko, da sem padel, pa bomo praznovali
Ker vem, kako, da bi dobili "em motivirani
I make dvignili glasbo, vam bo dvigalo glasbo
Oh, on je preveč mainstream.
No, to je tisto, kar počnejo, ko so dobili ljubosumen, jih zamenjati
To ni hip-hop, to je pop, - ker sem našel Hella način, da to varovalko
S skalo, šok rap z Doc
Vrzi na Lose Yourself in da 'em izgubi
Ne vem, kako bi skladbe, kot da
Ne vem, katere besede uporabljati.
Naj vedo, kdaj se zgodi, da vas
Medtem ko sem rippin "katera od teh verzov, ki v primerjavi z vami
To je zavese, sem nehote hurtin 'vas
Koliko verzi moram ubiti, da
Dokaži, da če bi pol lepo, pesmi, da bi lahko žrtvovali device preveč ?!
Ugh, šola flunky, tabletke narkoman
Toda pogled na priznanj te veščine me brung
Polna sebi, a še vedno lačna
Sem tiran sam, ker sem, da me je to, kar sem dal svoj um, da
In sem milijon lige nad vami
Bolan, ko govorim v jezikih, vendar je še vedno jezika-v-lice, jebi
Sem pijan, tako, Satan, bo jebeno kolo
Sem spanje v drugi sedež
Bumpin 'Heavy D in Boyz, še Chunky vendar Funky
Toda v moji glavi, da je nekaj čutim vleče in se bori
Angels boj z demoni in tukaj je, kaj hočejo od mene
Oni askin "mi odpraviti nekatere ženske sovražijo
Ampak, če ste upoštevati grenko sovraštvo
Imam, potem ste morda malo potrpežljivi
In bolj razumevajoča do položaja
In razumeti diskriminacijo
Toda to, življenjsko handin "si limone vraga? Naredite limonado potem!
Ampak, če ne morem testo ženske
Kako za vraga pa naj bi jim spekel torto potem ?!
Ne ga zamenjali za Satana; to je usodna napaka
Če menite, da moram biti v tujini in si počitnice
Za potovanje široko, in da ji pade na obraz in
Ne bodi retard, je kralj? ne mislite
Zakaj je kralj, ko si lahko bog?