Okay, I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!)
I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!)
I'm hard to please, I'll punch a referee (Ooh!)
I bruised my knees, I'm pissing in the breeze
Okay, I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!)
I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!)
I'm hard to please, I'll punch a referee (Ooh!)
I bruised my knees, I'm pissing in the breeze
Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee
It's hot, as deez, it's 100 degrees (Ooh!)
Apply the lotion, I'll swim in the ocean
But there was a commotion, I'm sinking, I'm floating with—
[Pre-Chorus: Laura Les and Dylan Brady]
And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Unh
[Chorus: Laura Les]
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
[Verse 2: Dylan Brady]
Cheetos, Doritos, and Fritos, mosquitos
I'm eating burritos with Danny Devito
Jeez, Louise, I'm weak in the knees
I'm joining the circus, I'm going berzerkus
At seven-eleven, I'm drinking a beverage
I'm lying to strangers, I'm looking for danger
I'm chewing Bazooka, I'm swimming to Cuba
Don't look at Medusa, she'll turn you into stone
[Verse 3: Laura Les]
Okay I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!)
I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!)
He said "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos"
I said, "Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos"
Yeah, I saw a bee, it flew into a screen (Ooh!)
I need some sleep, so turn down that TV (Ooh!)
He said, "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos"
I said, "Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos"
[Pre-Chorus: Laura Les and Dylan Brady]
And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Unh
[Chorus: Laura Les]
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
[Bridge: Dylan Brady]
She'll turn you into stone
[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus: Laura Les]
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
[Outro: Laura Les]
Stop
Dobre, išiel som do Francúzska, aby som dostal nejaké nové nohavice (Ooh!)
Išiel som do Grécka, aby som dostal niečo k jedlu (Ooh!)
Som ťažké potešiť, dierujem rozhodcu (Ooh!)
Rozbil som si kolená, som naštvaný vo vánku
Dobre, videl som si pláž, kúpil som si tee
Je to horúce, ako deez, je to 100 stupňov (ooh!)
Aplikujte krém, plávam v oceáne
Ale bol tu rozruch, potopím sa, že som plávajúci
[Pre-Chorus: Laura Les a Dylan Brady]
A TV je naladená na kábel a spím, keď som schopný
Ale TV je na tak nahlas to bolí môj mozog, b-mozog, mozog, mozog, mozog, mozog, mozog
A TV je naladená na kábel a spím, keď som schopný
Ale TV je na tak nahlas to bolí môj mozog, b-mozog, mozog, mozog, mozog, mozog, mozog
Unh
[Chorus: Laura Les]
Doritos a Fritos
Doritos a Fritos
Doritos a Fritos
Doritos a Fritos
[Verš 2: Dylan Brady]
Cheetos, doritos a fritos, komár
I jesť Burritos s Danny Devitom
Jeez, Louise, som slabý v kolenách
Vstúpim do cirkusu, idem Berzerkus
Sedemdenásť, pitie nápoja
Ležím cudzincom, hľadám nebezpečenstvo
Žuval som bazooka, kúpanie na Kubu
Nepozerajte sa na Medusa, zmení vás na kameň
[Verš 3: Laura Les]
Dobre, išiel som do Francúzska, aby som získal nejaké nové nohavice (ooh!)
Išiel som do Grécka, aby som dostal niečo k jedlu (Ooh!)
Povedal: "Shit, všetko, čo máme Doritos a Fritos"
Povedal som: "Potom mi daj všetky tie kurva Doritos a Fritos"
Áno, videl som včelu, letel sa do obrazovky (ooh!)
Potrebujem spánok, takže odbočte, že TV (Ooh!)
Povedal: "Shit, všetko, čo máme Doritos a Fritos"
Povedal som: "Potom mi daj všetky tie kurva Doritos a Fritos"
[Pre-Chorus: Laura Les a Dylan Brady]
A TV je naladená na kábel a spím, keď som schopný
Ale TV je na tak nahlas to bolí môj mozog, b-mozog, mozog, mozog, mozog, mozog, mozog
A TV je naladená na kábel a spím, keď som schopný
Ale TV je na tak nahlas to bolí môj mozog, b-mozog, mozog, mozog, mozog, mozog, mozog
Unh
[Chorus: Laura Les]
Doritos a Fritos
Doritos a Fritos
Doritos a Fritos
Doritos a Fritos
[Bridge: Dylan Brady]
Ona vás zmení na kameň
[GUITAR SOLO]
[Chorus: Laura Les]
Doritos a Fritos
Doritos a Fritos
Doritos a Fritos
Doritos a Fritos
[OUTRO: Laura Les]
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