I have this thing where I get older, but just never wiser
Midnights become my afternoons
When my depression works the graveyard shift, all of the people
I've ghosted stand there in the room
I have this thing where I get older, but just never wiser
Midnights become my afternoons
When my depression works the graveyard shift, all of the people
I've ghosted stand there in the room
[Pre-Chorus]
I should not be left to my own devices
They come with prices and vices
I end up in crisis
(Tale as old as time)
I wake up screaming from dreaming
One day, I'll watch as you're leaving
Cause you got tired of my scheming
(For the last time)
[Chorus]
It's me, hi
I'm the problem, it's me
At teatime, everybody agrees
I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
[Verse 2]
Sometimes, I feel like everybody is a sexy baby
And I'm a monster on the hill
Too big to hang out, slowly lurching toward your favorite city
Pierced through the heart, but never killed
[Pre-Chorus]
Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism
Like some kind of congressman?
(A tale as old as time)
I wake up screaming from dreaming
One day, I'll watch as you're leaving
And life will lose all its meaning
(For the last time)
[Chorus]
It's me, hi
I'm the problem, it's me (I'm the problem, it's me)
At teatime, everybody agrees
I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
[Bridge]
I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money
She thinks I left them in the will
The family gathers 'round and reads it
And then someone screams out
She's laughing up at us from hell
[Breakdown]
It's me, hi
I'm the problem, it's me
It's me, hi
I'm the problem, it's me
It's me, hi
Everybody agrees, everybody agrees
[Chorus]
It's me, hi (Hi)
I'm the problem, it's me (I'm the problem, it's me)
At teatime (Teatime), everybody agrees (Everybody agrees)
I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
随着年龄增长 我却未曾变得更加明智
不眠的午夜对我来说如同午后司空见惯
当我的忧郁与沮丧袭来 那就像一份在墓地的工作
而我所已读不回的所有人 都活生生站在我面前
【前副歌】
我不该放任自己为所欲为
其背后是付出的代价与罪恶
最终让自己陷入危机
（自始至终都是如此）
尖叫着从梦中醒来
总有一天我会看着你离我而去
因为你会厌倦我满腔的阴谋诡计
（但这次 是最后一次）
【副歌】
嗨 正是我 我就是麻烦本身
茶余饭后的闲谈上 大家一致认同
我也许会直视太阳 但我不会看向镜中的自己
大家总是支持这样一个不完美的英雄 一定很累吧
【主歌 2】
有时我觉得所有人都是娇小的性感尤物
而我就像山顶之上的怪胎
太过巨大 不愿外出 缓缓夷平你最爱的城市
刺穿我的心脏 但我仍有一线生机
【前副歌】
你是否发觉我隐藏起的那份自恋已悄然伪装成利他主义
活脱国会议员们的嘴脸
（自始至终都是如此）
尖叫着从梦中醒来
总有一天我会看着你离我而去
人生也将散尽所有意义
（但这次 是最后一次）
【副歌】
嗨 正是我
我就是麻烦本身（我就是麻烦本身）
茶余饭后的闲谈上 大家一致认同
我也许会直视太阳 但我不会看向镜中的自己
大家总是支持这样一个不完美的英雄 一定很累吧
【桥段】
噩梦中 我的儿媳将我谋杀 只为我的钱财
她认为我把它们都藏在了井里
全家聚集在一起阅读我的遗嘱 然后有人惊呼道
她正在地狱里嘲笑我们呢!
【分解联奏】
嗨 正是我 我就是麻烦本身
嗨 正是我 我就是麻烦本身
嗨 正是我 大家一致认同
大家一致认同
【副歌】
嗨 正是我（嗨）
我就是麻烦本身（我就是麻烦本身）
茶余饭后的闲谈上 大家一致认同
（大家一致认同）
我也许会直视太阳 但我不会看向镜中的自己
大家总是支持这样一个不完美的英雄 一定很累吧
在Teatime（Teatime），每个人都同意（每个人都同意）
我会直接凝视阳光，但永远不会在镜子里
它必须始终为反英雄扎根