May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat
Sanderlei Silveira - 20/02/2024 02:26 - US ∞ X
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
[Verse 1]
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)
It's the return of the "Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said
Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who, "Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade they've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals
Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
[Chorus]
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
[Verse 2]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
Well, I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh!)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
[Chorus]
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
[Verse 3]
I'm like a head trip to listen to 'cause I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it (Err), I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder: "How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm goin', when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting
Pinchin' nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings (Ch, puh)
Or in the parkin' lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[Chorus]
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
[Outro]
Ha-ha
I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up
E'tiboringizni olsam maylimi?
E'tiboringizni olsam maylimi?
Haqiqiy Slim Shady Iltimos, turingmi?
Men takrorlayman
Haqiqiy Slim Shady Iltimos, turingmi?
Bizda bu erda muammo bor
[1-oyat]
Siz ilgari hech qachon oq odamni ko'rmagan kabi harakat qiling
Pam kabi pamdagi jag'lar shunchaki eshik oldida yorilib ketganday
Va uning eshagi avvalgidan ham yomonroq boshladi
Ular birinchi bo'lib ajrashishdi, uni mebel ustiga tashladilar (AGH!)
Bu "oh, kutish, hech qanday yo'lda, sen hazillashyapsan"
U shunchaki u nima deb o'ylaganimni aytmadi, shunday emasmi?
Va doktor Dre
Hech narsa, siz ahmoqlar, doktor Drensning o'lishi, u mening podvalimda qulflangan (ha-ha!)
Feminist ayollar Eminemni yaxshi ko'rishadi
Tovuq-tovuq - piva, sirmi, men udan kasalman
Unga qarang, atrofingizdagi Grabbina bilan tanishing
Flippin "Siz biling - kim", lekin u juda yoqimli "
Ha, ehtimol, boshimda bir nechta videotasvirga ega bo'ldim
Ammo ota-onangizning yotoqxonasida nimadan yomonroq emas
Ba'zan men televizorda bo'lishni xohlayman va shunchaki bo'shashishni xohlayman
Lekin iloji yo'q, ammo o'lim mozalarini urish uchun juda salqin
Mening qo'lim labingizda, mening qo'lim sizning lablaringizda
Va agar men omadli bo'lsam, shunchaki bir oz o'pishingiz mumkin
Va bu biz kichkina bolalarga etkazib beradigan xabar
Va ayolning klorislari nima ekanligini bilmasliklarini kutmang
Albatta, ular o'zaro aloqani bilishadi
To'rtinchi sinfda ular to'rtinchi sinfga urishganida, ular kashfiyot kanaliga ega emaslarmi?
Biz emas, balki sutemizuvchilar
Xo'sh, ba'zi odamlarni kantalup kabi ochgan ba'zi odamlar
Ammo agar biz o'lik hayvonlar va antilopalarni ko'tarsak
Keyin erkak va boshqa odamni eta olmaydi degan hech qanday sabab yo'q
Ammo agar his qilganimni his qilsangiz, men antidotni oldim
Ayollar, pantyhozingni silkitib, xorni kuylang va u davom etadi
[Xor]
Men soyaman, ha, men haqiqiy soyaliman
Barchangiz boshqa nozik slims shunchaki taqlid qilmoqda
Shunday qilib, haqiqiy nozik soyali, iltimos, turing
Iltimos, turing, turingmi?
Sababi, men simmi, ha, men haqiqiy soyaliman
Barchangiz boshqa nozik slims shunchaki taqlid qilmoqda
Shunday qilib, haqiqiy nozik soyali, iltimos, turing
Iltimos, turing, turingmi?
[2-oyat]
Smit uning raflarida yozuvlarni sotish uchun (yo'q)
Yaxshi, men buni fuck va sizni ham fuck
Siz grammatik haqida la'nat aytyapman deb o'ylaysizmi?
Siz tanqidchilarning yarmi meni osholmaydi, men bilan birga bo'laman
Ammo nozik, agar g'alaba qozonsangiz nima bo'ladi? Bu g'alati bo'lmaydimi?
Nima uchun? Shunday qilib, yigitlar meni bu erga olib kelish uchun yolg'on gapirishlari mumkinmi?
Shunday qilib, siz bu erda Britney Spear yonida o'tirishingiz mumkinmi?
Yo, shit, Kristina Aguilera meni stullarni yoqing
Shunday qilib, men Karson Dalli va Fred Durstning yonida o'tiraman
Va u birinchi navbatda kimni bergani haqida bahslashing
Kichkina bitch meni MTV-da portlatga soling
Ha, u yoqimli, lekin men u kim, hee-heega uylangan deb o'ylayman
Men uning audio mp3-ni yuklab olishim kerak
Va butun dunyoga Eminem VD berganingizni (AG!)
Sizdan kasalman, kichkina qiz va o'g'il bolalar guruhlari, siz meni bezovta qiladi
Shuning uchun men sizni yo'q qilish uchun bu erga yuborildim
Va men kabi millionga yaqin
Men kabi kim kabi kushtlar, kim men kabi fuck bermaydi
Men kabi kiyinadigan, piyoda, gaplashing va menga o'xshab harakat qiladi
Va shunchaki eng yaxshi narsa bo'lishi mumkin, ammo men ham emas
[Xor]
Sababi, men simmi, ha, men haqiqiy soyaliman
Barchangiz boshqa nozik slims shunchaki taqlid qilmoqda
Shunday qilib, haqiqiy nozik soyali, iltimos, turing
Iltimos, turing, turingmi?
Sababi, men simmi, ha, men haqiqiy soyaliman
Barchangiz boshqa nozik slims shunchaki taqlid qilmoqda
Shunday qilib, haqiqiy nozik soyali, iltimos, turing
Iltimos, turing, turingmi?
[3- oyat]
Men sizga faqat givin deb tinglash uchun bosh safariga o'xshayman
Do'stlaringiz bilan do'stlaringiz bilan hazillashadigan narsalar
Faqatgina farqim, men buni y'all oldida aytish uchun to'plarni oldim
Va men umuman yolg'on yoki shakarcolat bo'lmayman
Men shunchaki mikrofonga boraman va tupuraman
Va buni tan olishni yaxshi ko'rasizmi
Siz pishiriqning to'qson foizidan yaxshiroq
Shunda siz: "Bolalar qanday qilib qarama-qarshiliklarni eyishlari mumkin?"
Bu juda kulgili, "men o'ttiz bo'lsam, tezligimga sabab"
Men Nursinning uy bekati-dagi yagona odam bo'laman
Jergen bilan birga bo'lganimda, hamshiraning eshaklari
Va men hushtak chalmoqchiman, lekin bu butun viagra ishlamayapti
Va har bir kishi sirli soyli lurkin '
U Burger Kingida, Spittin 'SpittTin-da piyoz halqalarida ishlashi mumkin (Ch, PUH)
Yoki parminning "Lotida aylana", qichqiriq, "men fuck bermayman!"
Uning derazalari bilan va uning tizimi bilan
Shunday qilib, haqiqiy soyali turing
Bir barmoqlardan birini har bir qo'lim bilan joylashtiringmi?
Va sizning ongingiz va konturingizni boshqarish bilan faxrlaning
Va yana bir bor baland ovozda, iloji boricha, qanday o'tadi?
[Xor]
Men soyaman, ha, men haqiqiy soyaliman
Barchangiz boshqa nozik slims shunchaki taqlid qilmoqda
Shunday qilib, haqiqiy nozik soyali, iltimos, turing
Iltimos, turing, turingmi?
Sababi, men simmi, ha, men haqiqiy soyaliman
Barchangiz boshqa nozik slims shunchaki taqlid qilmoqda
Shunday qilib, haqiqiy nozik soyali, iltimos, turing
Iltimos, turing, turingmi?
Sababi, men simmi, ha, men haqiqiy soyaliman
Barchangiz boshqa nozik slims shunchaki taqlid qilmoqda
Shunday qilib, haqiqiy nozik soyali, iltimos, turing
Iltimos, turing, turingmi?
Sababi, men simmi, ha, men haqiqiy soyaliman
Barchangiz boshqa nozik slims shunchaki taqlid qilmoqda
Shunday qilib, haqiqiy nozik soyali, iltimos, turing
Iltimos, turing, turingmi?
[Ortiqcha]
Ha-ha
O'ylaymanki, barchamizda nozik soya bor
Uni fuck, keling, barchamiz turamiz