I guess I'm blessed to be so fucking bored
And hiding from this phantom antigen that wants to send us to the morgue
Quarantine, fuck this disease
I’d rather be on Star Tours or stuck at the DMV
I guess I'm blessed to be so fucking bored
And hiding from this phantom antigen that wants to send us to the morgue
Quarantine, fuck this disease
I’d rather be on Star Tours or stuck at the DMV
Quarantine, nah, not for me
I thought that things were fucked up in 2019
Fuck quarantine
[Verse 2]
Some people hit the bottle
Some people hit the books
Some people storm The Capitol
Some second guess parenthood
[Refrain]
It'll disappear in April
Just like a miracle
We don't need social distance
We don’t need old people
So throw the shop doors open
And save our economy
We don't need ICU beds
Or PPE
[Chorus]
Quarantine, fuck this disease
I'd rather watch some magic or do press in Germany
Quarantine, no, not for me
I thought that things were fucked up in 2019
Fuck quarantine
[Refrain]
It'll disappear in April
Just like a miracle
We don't need social distance
We don't need old people
So throw the shop doors open
And save our economy
We don't need ICU beds
We don't need PPE
[Outro]
Quarantine, fuck this disease
I’m never shaking hands again and don’t kiss me on the cheek
Fuck quarantine