Before I check the mic (Check, check, one, two)
I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (Good evening)
Coronavirus in effect tonight
Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (Yeah)
Before I check the mic (Check, check, one, two)
I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (Good evening)
Coronavirus in effect tonight
Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (Yeah)
I throw on my tux, then I (Yeah) give zero fucks, then I (Yeah)
Act like a jockstrap (Uh), cup my nuts, then I (Yeah)
Check my ball hair (What?), make sure it's all there (Yeah)
Then call the pallbearer (Yeah)
It's Music to Bе Murdered By again, why stop?
Overkill likе a pipe bomb in your pine box
You're all hitched to my cock (What?)
Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot
Then treated it like a cyclops
Like it's the only one I got
And my thoughts are like nines cocked (Chk-chk)
Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked
That's why there's parental advising every time I drop
So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal
But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out?
Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out
Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out
The filthiest, so all this talk about "I'm washed up", how preposterous
Because if cleanliness is next to godliness
It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself
And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun
Still on top the pile
Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial
Quick to call you out on your bullshit
Don't make me give that crock a dial
Cause if I do, it's see you later, alligator
Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one
So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account
So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the
Bars that never slack, but always get attacked (Yeah)
I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that
Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit
Cause I have this target on my back (Ew, yuck)
But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans
I'd probably pop five Xans (Yeah)
Go in my garage, start my van
Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can
And doze off like *snores*, but odds like that with these thoughts I have's
Like a giant getting squashed by ants
If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors
Like I just tossed my crayons (Tossed my crayons)
Small, medium, and large size cans
Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands
Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and
If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands
[Interlude]
Shit, hold on, man
Motherfucker
Happy birthday to—
Fuck (Shh, quiet)
[Verse 2]
I sit in silence in candlelit environments
Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent
Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this
But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes
Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this
I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch
[Interlude]
What the fuck? Hold on, wait
I'm Diddy's side bitch?
Oh, I'm still east side, bitch
[Verse 3]
So until the E-N-D, since EPMD
Been givin' y'all the business (Yeah), D.R.E and me (Yup)
From the MMLP to MTBMB (Bitch)
Bitch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (Haha)
So call me Santa Clause (Santa Clause)
Cause at the present (Yeah), I out-rap 'em all, I'm at the mall
Got your bitch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (Uh)
Through a plastic straw (Yeah) with a fractured jaw (Damn)
My dick is coat check (Ha), she wanna jack it off (Yeah)
I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law
Mentally, I'm fucked up generally (Duh)
Dukes of Hazzard car, get the cadaver dogs
Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked
This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (Brr)
This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp"
I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt"
Then go eat some worms, like the early bird
What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word
Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth
Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt
And I won't buy a designer, 'cause I don't pander
But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (Damn)
And this the final chapter, 'cause I'm either frying after
Or they gon' give me the needle (What?) like a vinyl scratcher (DJ)
Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark
At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art
And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't
No bite like a tree mostly just all bark, arf, arf
But y'all pickin' the wrong tree, they call me dog because I'm barking (Bark, bark, bar king)
And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park
I'd describe it as bowling (Why?) ball hard (Ball's hard)
Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when
It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten
Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again
And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens
The cypher begins
I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe
It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin
My mind is a recycling bin
There's no place I never been
But I never budge and I never bend
You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends
Like adult diapers for men
Even when I'm rappin' less stellar
It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller
Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth
And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route
So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds
Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you
But if bar's were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter
Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (Nah)
So you'd be a fitted (Yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap
Bitch, I'll pee on your head, like a Phillies hat (Haha)
No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree
Bitch, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree
You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea
You're always punkin' out like Halloween
You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk
Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump
You're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump
Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk
Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to
Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah
This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome
Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album
So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer
The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt
I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood
It's lookin' like it's that time of the month
Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt
I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer, fuckin' phenomenal, but
Y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos
I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable
Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome
Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo
Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope
You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole
[Outro]
Wait, why'd the beat cut off?
Fuck it
Prije nego što sam provjeriti mikrofon (Check, check, jedan, dva)
Dajem im dodatni swipe sa Lysol maramicama (Dobro veče)
Korona virusa na snazi večeras
Antiseptici na palubi, imam svaki tip (Da)
Bacam na smoking, onda sam (Da) daje nulu fucks, onda sam (Da)
Ponašati kao suspenzor (Uh), kup svoja jaja, onda sam (Da)
Provjerite moja lopta za kosu (Šta?), Pobrinite se da je sve tu (Da)
Zatim pozvati nosača kovčega (Da)
To je muzika za Bе ponovo ubio, zašto stanica?
Overkill likе bombu u borovoj kutiji
Svi ste kači na kurac (Što?)
Išao od punchin 'a sat da dobijem moj pogodak
Zatim tretira ga kao Kiklop
Kao da je to jedini imam
I moje misli su kao devetke repetirao (Chk-Chk)
opscene svaku liniju je, pervertedest um, dobio je najprljaviji rimu skladištima
To je razlog zašto postoji roditeljskog savjetovanja svaki put kad kap
Dakle, bacanje na temu Alfred, ja ću ga kanališu poput Panamskog kanala
Ali kako sam mogao da ustanem u rukama o tebi govori smeće je sve što sam stavio van?
Bitch, ja ipak dobiti torbu kad ja iznosim smeće napolje
Pored toga, noša usta, nisam o tome da se operu ga
Najprljavije, tako da sva ta priča o "Ja sam isplivalo", kako je apsurdno
Jer, ako je čistoća pored pobožnost
Očigledno je da je nemoguće da budem pored sebe
I ja sam 'bout da je kapital kao vlastita imenica
I dalje na vrh gomile
Me sjedi na brojeve kao džep biranje
Brzo da te pozove na sranje
Ne da mi to glupost dial
Jer ako ja, to vidimo se kasnije, aligatore
Napravio ga prikolici, a onda sam se zakleo da se zadovolje niko
Tako mržnje, koje sam stekla o istom iznosu koji je u mom bankovnom računu
Pa evo još malo sranje za vas da se žale, kažem
Barovi koji nikada ne popustim, ali uvijek napadaju (Da)
Mislim da su Gunnin za mene, to je počinjem da se osjećaju kao da su
Kao što sam ja izabrao, jer kad sam Rap, to je kao Fallin 'na leđima u tar pit
Jer imam ovog cilja na leđima (Fuj, bljak)
Ali, ako sam ikada prevario svoje fanove i izgubio Stans
Verovatno bih pop pet Xans (Da)
Idi u mojoj garaži, početi moj kombi
Udahnite koliko ugljen-monoksida i iscrpiti ja mogu
I zadremam poput * hrkanje *, ali šanse tako sa ovim mislima imam a
Kao div gazi mrave
Ako je ovo test vremena, ja bih uposliti letećim bojama
Kao da sam bacio moje bojice (bacim bojice)
Mala, srednja i limenke velikih dimenzija
Dezinfekciju svih vrsta, marki, troškovi devet bendova
Što je mala cijena za Lysol maramice i
Ako dlanovima oprao preko moje pantalone, perem ruke
[Interlude]
Sranje, drži, čovjek
motherfucker
Hretan rođendan to-
Fuck (Pssst, tišina)
[Verse 2]
Sjedim u tišini u sveće okruženjima
Sipping Wild irski uzimajući nasilnih
Ubilački vizije kada me pljuje ovako
Ali stvarno ja samo ispunjenje mojih želja ubijanja rime
Što je zaista djetinjasto i glupo, ali stvarno sam ovako
Dajem noćne more Billie Eilish, ja sam Diddy strani kuja
[Interlude]
Koji kurac? Drži se, čekanja
Ja sam Diddy strani kučka?
Oh, ja sam i dalje istočnoj strani, kučko
[Verse 3]
Dakle, dok E-N-D, jer EPMD
Bio Dati svi poslovni (Da), D.R.E i ja (Yup)
Od MMLP do MTBMB (Bitch)
Kučko, to je 2020. godine, još uvijek nije Seein me (Haha)
Tako me zovu Djed Mraz (Djed Mraz)
Uzrok u ovom (Da), sam-rap ih sve, ja sam u tržnom centru
Imaš kuja u štali kupaonicu, mogla sisati košarku (Uh)
Kroz plastičnom slamčicom (Da) sa slomljenom čeljusti (Damn)
Moj kurac je kaput provjera (Ha), ona Wanna jack ga (Da)
Ja sam do sada bio bar, trebalo bi da se bave zakonom
Mentalno sam sjeban općenito (Duh)
Dukes automobila Hazzard, dobiti leš psi
Jer ovo je ubistvo, ubistvo, a vi ćete se murked, murked
Ova muzika 'bout da te ubijem, brr, brr (Brr)
Piletinu udario moj telefon, rekla je, "Chirp, cvrkutati"
Rekao sam: "Hut, koliba, planinariti suknju, suknja"
Onda idi jesti crve, kao što je rano rani
Šta je ljubav? To je prljava riječ
Da padnem u to, ne postoji djevojka na Zemlji
Ili bilo koje druge planete, to je svijet boli
I neću kupiti dizajner, jer ja ne Pander
Ali, ja sam se sa toliko čvorova, potreban mi je kiropraktičar (Damn)
A ovo zadnje poglavlje, jer ja ni prženja nakon
Ili su gon 'daj mi iglu (Što?) Kao vinil enigma (DJ)
Da, ja sam karticu, kao što su Hallmark
Na Walmart s malim kolica za kupovinu Wall Art
I svi koji tvrde da su psi nisu
Bez ugriza kao drvo uglavnom samo sve kora, ARF, ARF
Ali vi maltretirati na pogrešno drvo, zovu me pas, jer sam lajanje (Kora, kora, bar kralj)
I ja imam puno, da, kao što je, gdje automobili park
Ja bih ga opisao kao kuglanje (Zašto?) Lopta tvrda (Ball tvrdi)
Uzrok oluk Tamo je moj um i kada
To je u ovom kadru, bolje split kao pet i deset
Jer bez drugog za rezervne, ja Frapantan ponovo
I kada je beat je moj uličici, idem pravo za olovke
The Cypher počinje
Pričam smack kao heroin, mikrofon je špric
To je kao pijanci, Vicodin, ja bih uporediti sa tin
Moj um je kanta za reciklažu
Nema mesta nikad nisam bio
Ali ja ni mrdnuti i nikada savijati
hyperextend si me, život ovoj igri, to ovisi
Kao i pelene za odrasle za muškarce
Čak i kada sam Rappin 'manje Stellar
To je kiselo grožđe, ja i dalje cvili, ja sam najbolji prodavač
Kao Trey dvojka, sprej vi kao ove snimke prodiru kroz Dre štand
I ići ravno kroz grejpa, ne odstupnicu
Tako da neće ostaviti ovdje samo oslabljen sa nekoliko ogrebotina rane
Tvoje dupe je trava i Neću vam pase
Ali ako bar su bili polu-mac-a, ja bih biti Ludi šeširdžija
Jer imam toliko kape, a nemate nikakve trake (Nah)
Tako da bi se postavljeni (Da), tako da se ne ponašaju kao da Fittin 'da kačite
Bitch, ja ću piškiti na glavu, kao Phillies šešir (Haha)
Ne stajem mene, ti si na prozor šoping
Kučko, vjerojatno bankrotirati na dolar Tree
Nikad se ne kupi sranje, sve što ikada policajac je o krivici
Uvek Punkin 'out kao Halloween
Radije odlučuju da pobjegnu, potrebno je da ga zaustavi, punk
Homi, ti nisi G, ponašaj se kao da imam pumpu
Ti ćeš penis toplotu ili dobiti Glock i deponija
Kučko, ako si upucao drvo, ne bi pop prtljažnik
Da, a ja sam drugari sa Alfred, mi uskoro
Izvaditi utrobu ih, gut ih i vlasišta ih, da
Ovo je 'bout biti najkrvaviji ishod
Zato što gon 'učiniti da krvare sa svakim rez iz ovog albuma
Dakle, ja Choppin '' ih kao Dahmer
Maticu posao sa maticama koje su veće od Jabba Hutt
Ja sam u rez, a ja sam se za krv
To izgleda kao da je to vrijeme u mjesecu
Carvin '' ih s barovima dok sam izoštriti 'ih, pas i mešanac
Ja ću jebem mamu u dupe sa termometrom, jebeni fenomenalan, ali
Y'all'll se smanji jebote kao trbušnih mišića ako ne VAMONOS
Stalno si upao kao domina je impresivan, odvratni
Stompin 'a Mudhole u mom comp čak i ako je sa vrha kupole
Sin ih, uzmi Coppertone, ja sam na Stop and Go Coppin "MOP-a i Glo
Imaš jako napeti kao što si progutao uže
Te iz džepa, iako, kao što je jebeno novčanik ukrao
[Outro]
Čekaj, zašto ritam cut off?
Jebi ga