Before I check the mic (Check, check, one, two)
I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (Good evening)
Coronavirus in effect tonight
Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (Yeah)
Before I check the mic (Check, check, one, two)
I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (Good evening)
Coronavirus in effect tonight
Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (Yeah)
I throw on my tux, then I (Yeah) give zero fucks, then I (Yeah)
Act like a jockstrap (Uh), cup my nuts, then I (Yeah)
Check my ball hair (What?), make sure it's all there (Yeah)
Then call the pallbearer (Yeah)
It's Music to Bе Murdered By again, why stop?
Overkill likе a pipe bomb in your pine box
You're all hitched to my cock (What?)
Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot
Then treated it like a cyclops
Like it's the only one I got
And my thoughts are like nines cocked (Chk-chk)
Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked
That's why there's parental advising every time I drop
So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal
But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out?
Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out
Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out
The filthiest, so all this talk about "I'm washed up", how preposterous
Because if cleanliness is next to godliness
It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself
And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun
Still on top the pile
Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial
Quick to call you out on your bullshit
Don't make me give that crock a dial
Cause if I do, it's see you later, alligator
Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one
So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account
So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the
Bars that never slack, but always get attacked (Yeah)
I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that
Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit
Cause I have this target on my back (Ew, yuck)
But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans
I'd probably pop five Xans (Yeah)
Go in my garage, start my van
Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can
And doze off like *snores*, but odds like that with these thoughts I have's
Like a giant getting squashed by ants
If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors
Like I just tossed my crayons (Tossed my crayons)
Small, medium, and large size cans
Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands
Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and
If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands
[Interlude]
Shit, hold on, man
Motherfucker
Happy birthday to—
Fuck (Shh, quiet)
[Verse 2]
I sit in silence in candlelit environments
Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent
Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this
But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes
Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this
I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch
[Interlude]
What the fuck? Hold on, wait
I'm Diddy's side bitch?
Oh, I'm still east side, bitch
[Verse 3]
So until the E-N-D, since EPMD
Been givin' y'all the business (Yeah), D.R.E and me (Yup)
From the MMLP to MTBMB (Bitch)
Bitch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (Haha)
So call me Santa Clause (Santa Clause)
Cause at the present (Yeah), I out-rap 'em all, I'm at the mall
Got your bitch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (Uh)
Through a plastic straw (Yeah) with a fractured jaw (Damn)
My dick is coat check (Ha), she wanna jack it off (Yeah)
I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law
Mentally, I'm fucked up generally (Duh)
Dukes of Hazzard car, get the cadaver dogs
Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked
This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (Brr)
This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp"
I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt"
Then go eat some worms, like the early bird
What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word
Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth
Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt
And I won't buy a designer, 'cause I don't pander
But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (Damn)
And this the final chapter, 'cause I'm either frying after
Or they gon' give me the needle (What?) like a vinyl scratcher (DJ)
Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark
At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art
And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't
No bite like a tree mostly just all bark, arf, arf
But y'all pickin' the wrong tree, they call me dog because I'm barking (Bark, bark, bar king)
And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park
I'd describe it as bowling (Why?) ball hard (Ball's hard)
Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when
It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten
Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again
And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens
The cypher begins
I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe
It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin
My mind is a recycling bin
There's no place I never been
But I never budge and I never bend
You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends
Like adult diapers for men
Even when I'm rappin' less stellar
It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller
Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth
And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route
So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds
Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you
But if bar's were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter
Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (Nah)
So you'd be a fitted (Yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap
Bitch, I'll pee on your head, like a Phillies hat (Haha)
No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree
Bitch, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree
You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea
You're always punkin' out like Halloween
You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk
Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump
You're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump
Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk
Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to
Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah
This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome
Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album
So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer
The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt
I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood
It's lookin' like it's that time of the month
Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt
I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer, fuckin' phenomenal, but
Y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos
I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable
Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome
Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo
Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope
You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole
[Outro]
Wait, why'd the beat cut off?
Fuck it
Prije nego što sam provjeriti mikrofon (ček, ček, jedan, dva)
Dajem joj dodatni ciklus brisanja s Lysol dezinficijens brisanje (dobra večer)
Koronavirusa u večeras snazi
Antiseptici na palubi, imam sve vrste (Da)
Ja baciti na moj tux, onda sam (Da) daju nula fucks, onda sam (Da)
Djelovati kao suspenzor (uh), šalica moj orasima, onda sam (Da)
Provjerite svoju sredini kose (što?), Pobrinite se da je sve što postoji (Da)
Zatim pozovite nosač kovčega (Da)
To je glazba za be opet ubio, zašto prestati?
Overkill likе cijev bombu u svom borovoj kutiji
Ti si sve kači na moj penis (Što?)
Otišao iz punchin' u vremenu sat za dobivanje moj metak
Zatim ga tretira kao Kiklop
Kao da je to samo jedan sam dobio
I moje misli su kao devetke napet (Chk-chk)
Svaki pravac opscen, pervertedest um, dobio najprljavijih pjesmica skladištima
Zato postoji roditeljski savjetovanje svaki put sam kap
Dakle, bacanja na temu Alfred, ja ću ga usmjeriti poput Panamskog kanala
No, kako sam mogao dobiti u rukama oko govoriš smeće je sve što sam stavio?
Kuja, ja još uvijek dobiti vrećicu kad sam stavljajući smeće iz
Osim toga, beznačajan usta, nisam o tome da ga isprati
Najprljavijem, tako da sve to govoriti o „Ja sam oprao”, kako je apsurdno
Jer ako čistoća je pola zdravlja
Očito je da je to nemoguće za mene biti izvan sebe
A ja sam kažeš tog kapitala kao vlastita imenica
Još uvijek na vrhu hrpu
Dobio mene sjedi na brojeve kao džep biranje
Brzo vas pozvati se na svoje gluposti
Nemojte da daju da se zemljani lonac dial
Jer ako ja to, to je vas vidjeti kasnije, aligator
To je napravio iz prikolice, onda sam se zavjetovali za snabdjevanje hranom za nikoga
Dakle mržnje, ja sam stekao o istom iznosu koji je u moj bankovni račun
Pa evo još malo sranje za vas da se žale, kažem
Barovi koji nikada Slack, ali uvijek se napale (Da)
Mislim da su gunnin' za mene, to je Startin' da se osjećaju kao da
Kao što sam ja obilježio, jer kad sam rap, to je kao Fallin 'na leđima u tar pit
Jer imam metu na leđima (EW, fuj)
Ali, ako sam ikada dvaput prešao moj navijače i izgubio Stans
Vjerojatno bih pop pet Xans (Da)
Idi u mojoj garaži, početak moje kombi
Udisati koliko ugljičnog monoksida i iscrpiti mogu
I zadrijemati kao * hrkanjem *, ali nejednakost kao što je to s ove misli imam-a
Kao div uzimajući izgnječen mravi
Ako je ovo test vremena, ja bih proći s ocjenom
Kao što sam upravo bacio svoje bojice (bacio moje bojice)
Mala, srednja i velika veličine limenke
Sanitizers svih vrsta, marki, cijene devet bendova
Koji je mala cijena za Lysol maramice i
Ako mi dlanovi četkom preko moje hlače, ja perem ruke
[Međuigre]
Sranje, drži se, čovječe
motherfucker
Sretan rođendan-
Jebote (Tiho, tiho)
[Redak 2]
Sjedim u tišini u svijećama okruženjima
Ispijanje Divlji irski, a uzimajući u nasilje
Ubilačke vizije kad sam pljuvanje ovako
Ali zapravo sam samo ispunjava moju želju za ubijanje rime
Što je stvarno djetinjasto i glupo, ali ja sam stvarno ovako
Dajem noćne more da Billie Eilish, ja sam Diddy je strana kuja
[Međuigre]
Koji kurac? Čekaj, čekaj
Ja sam Diddy je bočni kuja?
Oh, ja sam još uvijek istočna strana, kuja
[Redak 3]
Dakle, dok E-N-D, jer EPMD
Bio givin' y'all poslovanje (Da), D.R.E i ja (Yup)
Od MMLP do MTBMB (Bitch)
Bitch, to je 2020, još uvijek nije seein' ja (Haha)
Tako me zovu Djed Mraz (Djed Mraz)
Uzrok u sadašnjosti (Da), sam-rap ih sve, ja sam u trgovačkom centru
Imaš svoju kuju u kupaonici staje, mogla sisati košarku (Uh)
Kroz plastičnu slamku (Da) s lomom vilice (Damn)
Moj kurac je kaput provjera (Ha), ona želim ga jack off (Da)
Ja sam do sada prošlost baru, trebam vježbati zakon
Mentalno, ja sam sjeban općenito (Duh)
Dukes of Hazzard automobila, dobiti Cadaver psi
Uzrok je to ubojstvo, ubojstvo, a vi ćete dobiti murked, murked
Ovaj glazbeni kažeš da te ubije, Brr, Brr (Brr)
Ova piletina pogoditi moj telefon, rekla je, „cvrkut, cvrkut”
Rekao sam: „koliba, kućica, planinariti suknju, suknju”
Zatim idite jesti neke crve, kao rano ptica
Koji kurac je ljubav? To je prljava riječ
Učini me u nju pada, ne postoji djevojka na Zemlji
Ili bilo koje druge planete, to je svijet boli
I neću kupiti dizajner, jer ja ne Pander
Ali ja sam natrag s toliko čvorova, moram kiropraktor (Damn)
A ovo zadnje poglavlje, jer sam ili prženja nakon
Ili su gon”daj mi iglu (Što?) Kao gramofonska scratcher (DJ)
Da, ja sam karticu, kao što su Hallmark
Na Walmart s malim košaricu za kupnju zid umjetnosti
A svi vi koji tvrde da psi nisu
Bez ugriza kao stablo govore samo sve kore, Arf, Arf
Ali svi vi pickin' krivu stablo, zovu me pas, jer sam lajao (kora, kora, bar Kralj)
I ja sam dobio puno, da, kao što su gdje automobili park
Ja bih ga opisuju kao kuglanje (Zašto?) Loptu teško (Lopta je teško)
Uzrok žlijeb Tamo moj um, a kad
To je u ovom okviru, bolje Split kao pet i deset
Uzrok bez drugoga na pretek, ja sam strikin' opet
A kad beat je gore moj sokak, idem pravo za olovke
Cypher počinje
Ja sam talkin' ukus poput heroina, mikrofon je šprica
To je kao binge, Vicodin, ja bih porediti kositra
Moj um je recikliranje smeće
Nema mjesta da nikada nije bio
Ali ja nikada popustiti i nikada zavoja
hyperextend si na mene, život ovoj igri je, to ovisi
Kao i pelene za odrasle za muškarce
Čak i kada sam rappin' manje zvijezda
To je kiselo grožđe, ja još uvijek cviljenje, ja sam najbolji prodavač
Kao Trey Deuce, sprej ti kao ove snimke prodrijeti kroz Dre štandu
I idu ravno kroz grejpa, ni bijeg
Tako da neće ostaviti ovdje samo scathed s nekoliko struže rana
Guzicu je trava, a ja sam ne će te pasti
Ali ako bar je bila polu-MAC-a, bio bih Ludi Klobučar
Uzrok sam dobio toliko kape, a vi nemate nikakve trake (Ma)
Tako da bih se podešava (Da), tako da ne djeluju kao da fittin' puknuti
Kuja, ja ću piškiti na glavu, kao Phillies šešir (Haha)
Ne stoppin' ja, ti si na prozor shoppingu
Bitch, vjerojatno ići razbio na dolar Tree
Vi nikada kupiti sranje, sve što je ikada policajac je molba
Uvijek punkin' k'o noć vještica
Vi radije odlučiti na bijeg, morate ga zaustaviti, punk
Homie, niste G ponašati kao da je dobio pumpu
Ti ćeš penis toplinu ili se Glock i deponij
Bitch, ako snimio stablo, ti ne bi pop prtljažnik
Da, i ja sam prijatelje sa Alfred, mi o
Izvaditi utrobu ih, gut „em i vlasište” em, da
To je „bout biti najkrvaviji ishod
Uzrok smo gon”učiniti da krvari sa svakim izrezati iz ovog albuma
Tako sam choppin' „Em Up kao Dahmer
Tvrd orah s orasima koje su veće od Jabba Huttu
Ja sam u rez, i ja sam se za krv
To je gledao kao da je to vrijeme u mjesecu
Carvin' „Em Up sa rešetkama, dok sam izoštri” Em Up, pas i mješanac
Ću jebati svoju mamu u guzicu termometrom, jebena fenomenalan, ali
Y'all'll dobiti cut zajebati kao trbušne mišiće ako ne vámonos
Držim droppin' poput domina, golem, gnusno
Stompin' a mudhole u mom comp čak i ako je s vrha kupole
Sin 'em, dobiti Coppertone, ja sam na stanici i Go coppin' The Mop i Glo
Imaš svoj želudac u čvorove kao da proguta uže
Vi iz džepa, iako, kao što je jebeno novčanik ukrao
[Završnu]
Čekaj, zašto ritam zatrti?
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