Welcome to the internet! Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content—some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
Welcome to the internet! Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content—some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
[Verse 2]
Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest
[Verse 3]
Welcome to the internet! What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!
We've got a million different ways to engage
[Verse 4]
Welcome to the internet! Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta; here's a nine-year-old who died
We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
[Verse 5]
Welcome to the internet! Hold on to your socks
Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting; he just sent you more
Don't act surprised—you know you like it, you whore
[Verse 6]
See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her; do a Zoom
Or find a tumor in your—
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
[Chorus]
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time
[Spoken Interlude]
You know, it wasn't always like this
[Bridge]
Not very long ago, just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs, travel blogs
A chatroom or two
We set our sights and spent our nights waiting
For you! You, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad; you were barely two
And it did all the things we designed it to do
Now, look at you! Oh, look at you!
You, you! Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now, your inside's out, honey, how you grew
And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do?
It was always the plan to put the world in your hand
[Break]
(*Laughing hysterically*)
[Chorus]
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A bit of everything all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything and anything and everything
And anything and everything and
All of the time
欢迎到互联网！四处看看
凡是你的大脑能想到的都可以找到
我们已经得到的内容，一些山更好，差一些
如果没有它是你的兴趣，你会是第一个
[诗歌2]
欢迎到互联网！快来坐
你想看到新闻或任何著名女性的脚？
有没有必要恐慌;这不是一个测试，哈哈
只是点头或摇头，我们会做休息
[诗歌3]
欢迎到互联网！你喜欢什么？
你愿意为民权斗争或tweet一个种族污辱？
要开心！是角质！与愤怒爆棚！
我们有一百万个不同的方式来吸引
[第4节]
欢迎到互联网！把你的烦恼放在一边
下面是使劲面食的尖端;这里有一个九十岁谁死
我们有电影，医生和梦幻体育
和一帮所有的彩色铅笔在图纸哈利·波特的不同人物的他妈的对方
[第5节]
欢迎到互联网！留住你的袜子
因为随机家伙只是好心送你他的阴茎的照片
他们是粒状和倒胃口;他只是送你更多
不要装作惊讶，你知道你喜欢它，你妓女
[诗歌6]
看到一个人斩杀，得到冒犯，请参阅收缩
让我们看看图片你的孩子
告诉我们每一个想你想
造谣，买一把扫帚，或发送死亡威胁的婴儿潮一代
或DM一个女孩和她的新郎;做一个放大
或者找到你的 - 肿瘤
这里有一个健康的早餐选择
你应该杀了你的妈妈
这也是为什么女人永远也不去你妈的
这里是你如何建立一个炸弹
其中电力游侠是你吗？采取这种古怪的测验
奥巴马发来的移民接种你的孩子
[合唱]
我能吸引你的一切的一切的时候？
一切的一点点，所有的时间
冷漠是一个悲剧，无聊是一种犯罪行为
时间任何东西，一切都
我能吸引你的一切的一切的时候？
一切的一点点，所有的时间
冷漠是一个悲剧，无聊是一种犯罪行为
时间任何东西，一切都
[口语插曲]
你知道，这是不是总是这样
[桥]
不久之前，只是你的时间之前
就在接近塔倒塌，大约99年
这是目录，旅游博客
聊天室或两个
我们把目光投向花了我们的夜晚等待
为你！你，你得寸进尺
妈妈让你用iPad的她;你勉强2
它做了所有我们设计它做的事
现在，看看你！呵呵，看你！
你，你！势不可挡，有看头
你的时间就是现在，你里面的出，亲爱的，你是如何成长
如果我们团结在一起，谁知道我们该怎么办呢？
它总是把世界在你的手计划
[休息]
（*笑歇斯底里*）
[合唱]
我能吸引你的一切的一切的时候？
一切有点所有的时间
冷漠是一个悲剧，无聊是一种犯罪行为
时间任何东西，一切都
我能吸引你的一切的一切的时候？
一切的一点点，所有的时间
冷漠是一个悲剧，无聊是一种犯罪行为
任何事情，一切，任何东西，一切
和任何东西，一切，
所有的时间