[Soundbite]
Breaking News Alert:
A deadly shootout at a local toy store has left one police officer wounded, and a wanted serial killer dead
[Soundbite]
Breaking News Alert:
A deadly shootout at a local toy store has left one police officer wounded, and a wanted serial killer dead
Our next guest claims her son's doll is possessed by the spirit of a dead mass murderer-
[Intro]
I'll be watching over you and every move you make
I may be made of plastic, but I'm wide awake
I'll be right by your side until the day you die
Your friend until the end, I'm your Good Guy...
Hey, Andy!
It's time to play, motherfucker!
[Verse 1]
Through a child's eye, you'll find it's hard to refuse
A friendly freckled face (Oh, honey, isn't he cute?)
But little do they know little do they see
(That play time is over!)
It's a killing spree, bitch
[Pre-Chorus]
Na-na-na booboo, he's gonna get you
E-V-I-L
D-O-L-L
Na-na-na booboo, violence and voodoo
[Chorus]
You won't ever grow up
You won't make it past six
‘Cause this two-foot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch
You won't ever grow up
He'll toy with you 'till you die
To prove that evil comes in every size
[Post-Chorus]
(Mommy, mommy, my doll is alive!)
[Verse 2]
One child holds the truth, but he's labeled a liar
(One doll dismembered them all!)
With no assembly required
They won't know what to say
They won't know what to do
Cause the carnage continues at a store near you!
[Pre-Chorus]
Na-na-na booboo, he's gonna get you
E-V-I-L
D-O-L-L
Na-na-na booboo, violence and voodoo
[Chorus]
You won't ever grow up
You won't make it past six
‘Cause this two-foot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch
You won't ever grow up
He'll toy with you till you die
To prove that evil comes in every size
[Post-Chorus]
(Na na na na na na na)
[Bridge]
And once he's planted his seed
You'll know your life's been uprooted
‘Cause safety's not guaranteed
(Assault and batteries included)
(Na na na na na na na)
Stitched back together it seems
By the evil bride of his dreams
(Heaven help you) if you hear him scream:
[Build]
Ade Due Damballa
(Attention shoppers: one soul left in stock)
Ade Due Damballa
(A new kid on the chopping block)
[Breakdown]
Yeah!
Hahaha
Hidey-ho, bitch!
[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
You won't ever grow up
You won't make it past six
‘Cause this two-foot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch
You won't ever grow up
He'll toy with you 'till you die
To prove that evil comes in every size
(Na na na na na na na)
You won't ever grow up
You won't make it past six
‘Cause this two-foot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch
You won't ever grow up
He'll toy with you 'till you die
To prove that evil comes (evil comes)
Evil comes
In every size
[Outro]
(Na-na-na booboo, fuck you!)
[Soundbite]
Upozorenje o vijestima:
Smrtonosna pucnjava u lokalnoj prodavaonici igračaka ostavila je jedan policajac ranjen, a željeni serijski ubojica mrtav
Naš sljedeći gost tvrdi da je lutka njezina sin opsjednuta duhom mrtvog masovnog ubojice
[Uvod]
Gumat ću vas i svaki potez
Možda ću biti izrađen od plastike, ali ja sam budan
Bit ću na tvojoj strani do dana kad umreš
Tvoj prijatelj do kraja, ja sam tvoj dobar tip ...
Hej, Andy!
Vrijeme je da igrate, jeberfucker!
[Stih 1]
Kroz djetetovo oko, naći ćete teško odbiti
Prijateljsko pjegavo lice (oh, dušo, nije li slatki?)
Ali malo znaju da malo vide
(Da je vrijeme reprodukcije gotova!)
To je ubojstvo, kuja
[Pre-Chorus]
Na-na-na boboo, on će te dobiti
ZLO
LUTKA
Na-na-na booboo, nasilje i vudu
[Chorus]
Nećete ikada odrasti
Nećeš uspjeti šest
Jer ova dva noga visoka demonska lutka će vas učiniti njegovom kučkom
Nećete ikada odrasti
Igrat će se s tobom dok ne umreš
Dokazati da zlo dolazi u svakoj veličini
[Post-chorus]
(Mama, mama, moja lutka je živa!)
[Stih 2]
Jedno dijete drži istinu, ali je označio lažljivcem
(Jedna je lutka ih sve raspršila!)
Bez potrebe za montažom
Neće znati što da kaže
Neće znati što učiniti
Zato što se pokolj nastavlja u trgovini u blizini!
[Pre-Chorus]
Na-na-na boboo, on će te dobiti
ZLO
LUTKA
Na-na-na booboo, nasilje i vudu
[Chorus]
Nećete ikada odrasti
Nećeš uspjeti šest
Jer ova dva noga visoka demonska lutka će vas učiniti njegovom kučkom
Nećete ikada odrasti
Igrat će se s tobom dok ne umreš
Dokazati da zlo dolazi u svakoj veličini
[Post-chorus]
(Na na na na na na na)
[Most]
I jednom je zasadio njegovo sjeme
Znat ćete da je vaš život bio iskorijenjen
Jer nije zajamčen sigurnost
(Napad i baterije uključene)
(Na na na na na na na)
Čini se zajedno
Zbog zla nevjesta njegovih snova
(Nebo vam pomaže) ako čujete kako vrišti:
[Izgraditi]
Ade zbog damballa
(Pozornost kupaca: jedna duša koja je ostala na skladištu)
Ade zbog damballa
(Novo dijete na bloku za sjeckanje)
[Slom]
Da!
Hahaha
Hidey-ho, kuja!
[Gitara solo]
[Chorus]
Nećete ikada odrasti
Nećeš uspjeti šest
Jer ova dva noga visoka demonska lutka će vas učiniti njegovom kučkom
Nećete ikada odrasti
Igrat će se s tobom dok ne umreš
Dokazati da zlo dolazi u svakoj veličini
(Na na na na na na na)
Nećete ikada odrasti
Nećeš uspjeti šest
Jer ova dva noga visoka demonska lutka će vas učiniti njegovom kučkom
Nećete ikada odrasti
Igrat će se s tobom dok ne umreš
Dokazati da zlo dolazi (dođe zlo)
Zlo dolazi
U svakoj veličini
[Outro]
(Na-na-na booboo, jebi vas!)