Welcome to the internet! Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content, some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
Welcome to the internet! Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content, some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
[Verse 2]
Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest
[Verse 3]
Welcome to the internet! What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!
We've got a million different ways to engage
[Verse 4]
Welcome to the internet! Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta; here's a nine-year-old who died
We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
[Verse 5]
Welcome to the internet! Hold on to your socks
Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting; he just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
[Verse 6]
See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her, do a Zoom or find a tumor in your—
Here's a healthy breakfast option, you should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you; here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
[Chorus]
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time?
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything, all of the time
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time?
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything, all of the time
[Spoken Interlude]
You know, it wasn't always like this
[Bridge]
Not very long ago, just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs, travel blogs, a chatroom or two
We set our sights and spent our nights waiting
For you!
You, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad; you were barely two
And it did all the things we designed it to do
Now, look at you! Oh, ha, look at you!
You, you! Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now; your inside's out; honey, how you grew
And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do?
It was always the plan to put the world in your hand
[Break]
(*Laughs*)
[Chorus]
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A bit of everything all of the time?
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything, all of the time
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time?
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything and anything and everything
And anything and everything and
All of the time
Dobrodošli na Internet! Pogledajte oko sebe
Sve što se može sjetiti vašeg mozga može se naći
Imamo planine sadržaja, neke bolje, neke gore
Ako vam ništa od toga ne zanima, bili biste prvi
[Stih 2]
Dobrodošli na Internet! Dođite i sjednite
Želite li vidjeti vijesti ili bilo koje poznate ženske noge?
Nema potrebe za panikom; Ovo nije test, haha
Samo kimnem ili odmahne glavom, a mi ćemo učiniti ostalo
[Stih 3]
Dobrodošli na Internet! Što biste radije?
Želite li se boriti za građanska prava ili tweetati rasnu grickalicu?
Budi sretan! Budi napaljen! Budite puknuli od bijesa!
Imamo milijun različitih načina za angažiranje
[Stih 4]
Dobrodošli na Internet! Odložite svoje brige
Evo savjeta za naprezanje tjestenine; Evo devetogodišnjaka koji je umro
Imamo filmove i liječnike i fantasy sportove
I hrpa crteža obojenih olova svih različitih likova u Harryju Potteru jebe jedni druge
[Stih 5]
Dobrodošli na Internet! Držite se čarapa
Jer slučajni momak samo vam je ljubazno poslao fotografije njegovog penisa
Oni su zrnati i izvan njega; Samo vam je poslao još
Ne ponašajte se iznenađeno, znaš da vam se sviđa, kurvaš
[Stih 6]
Pogledajte čovjeka koji se odruši, uvrijedi se, vidi smanjenje
Pokažite nam slike svoje djece, recite nam svaku misao koju mislite
Započnite glasinu, kupite metlu ili pošaljite prijetnju smrću bumeru
Ili dm djevojčicu i njeguje je, napravite zum ili pronađite tumor u vašem -
Evo zdrave opcije doručka, trebali biste ubiti mamu
Evo zašto te žene nikad ne jebe; Evo kako možete izgraditi bombu
Koji si vi rendžer? Uzmi ovaj čudan kviz
Obama je poslao imigrante da cijepi svoju djecu
[Zbor]
Mogu li vas stalno zanimati za sve?
Pomalo svega cijelo vrijeme?
Apatija je tragedija, a dosada je zločin
Sve i svašta, cijelo vrijeme
Mogu li vas stalno zanimati za sve?
Pomalo svega cijelo vrijeme?
Apatija je tragedija, a dosada je zločin
Sve i svašta, cijelo vrijeme
[Govorni interlude]
Znate, nije uvijek bilo ovako
[Most]
Ne tako davno, neposredno prije vašeg vremena
Neposredno prije nego što su kule pale, oko '99
Ovo su bili katalozi, blogovi putovanja, chat soba ili dva
Spojili smo pogled i proveli noć čekajući
Za tebe!
Ti, nezasitni te
Mama vam je dopustila da koristi njezin iPad; Bili ste jedva dva
I učinilo je sve stvari koje smo to dizajnirali
Sad, pogledaj se! Oh, ha, pogledaj te!
Ti ti! Nezaustavljivo, gledano
Vaše je vrijeme sada; Vaša iznutra je van; Dušo, kako si odrastao
A ako se držimo zajedno, tko zna što ćemo učiniti?
Uvijek je bio plan staviti svijet u vašu ruku
[Pauza]
(*Smijeh*)
[Zbor]
Mogu li vas stalno zanimati za sve?
Malo svega cijelo vrijeme?
Apatija je tragedija, a dosada je zločin
Sve i svašta, cijelo vrijeme
Mogu li vas stalno zanimati za sve?
Pomalo svega cijelo vrijeme?
Apatija je tragedija, a dosada je zločin
Sve i svašta i sve i svašta
I sve i svašta i
Cijelo vrijeme