Welcome to the internet! Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content, some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
Welcome to the internet! Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content, some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
[Verse 2]
Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest
[Verse 3]
Welcome to the internet! What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!
We've got a million different ways to engage
[Verse 4]
Welcome to the internet! Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta; here's a nine-year-old who died
We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
[Verse 5]
Welcome to the internet! Hold on to your socks
Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting; he just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
[Verse 6]
See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her, do a Zoom or find a tumor in your—
Here's a healthy breakfast option, you should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you; here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
[Chorus]
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time?
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything, all of the time
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time?
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything, all of the time
[Spoken Interlude]
You know, it wasn't always like this
[Bridge]
Not very long ago, just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs, travel blogs, a chatroom or two
We set our sights and spent our nights waiting
For you!
You, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad; you were barely two
And it did all the things we designed it to do
Now, look at you! Oh, ha, look at you!
You, you! Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now; your inside's out; honey, how you grew
And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do?
It was always the plan to put the world in your hand
[Break]
(*Laughs*)
[Chorus]
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A bit of everything all of the time?
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything, all of the time
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time?
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything and anything and everything
And anything and everything and
All of the time
Karibu kwenye mtandao! Angalia kote
Chochote ambacho ubongo wako unaweza kufikiria kinaweza kupatikana
Tunayo milima ya yaliyomo, bora zaidi, mbaya zaidi
Ikiwa hakuna yoyote ya kukupendeza, utakuwa wa kwanza
[Mstari wa 2]
Karibu kwenye mtandao! Njoo uchukue kiti
Je! Ungependa kuona habari au miguu yoyote maarufu ya wanawake?
Hakuna haja ya hofu; Huu sio mtihani, haha
Kichwa tu au kutikisa kichwa chako, na tutafanya kilichobaki
[Mstari wa 3]
Karibu kwenye mtandao! Je! Ungependelea nini?
Je! Ungependa kupigania haki za raia au tweet slur ya rangi?
Kuwa na furaha! Kuwa Horny! Kupasuka na ghadhabu!
Tunayo njia tofauti milioni za kushiriki
[Mstari wa 4]
Karibu kwenye mtandao! Weka huduma zako kando
Hapa kuna ncha ya kusumbua pasta; Hapa kuna mtoto wa miaka tisa aliyekufa
Tunayo sinema na madaktari na michezo ya kushangaza
Na rundo la michoro za penseli za rangi ya wahusika wote tofauti katika Harry Potter fucking kila mmoja
[Mstari wa 5]
Karibu kwenye mtandao! Shikilia soksi zako
Sababu mtu wa bahati nasibu alikutumia picha za jogoo wake
Wao ni wenye nguvu na mbali; Alikutumia tu zaidi
Usifanye mshangao, unajua unapenda, wewe kahaba
[Mstari wa 6]
Tazama mtu aliyekatwa kichwa, kukasirika, angalia mteremko
Tuonyeshe picha za watoto wako, tuambie kila wazo unalofikiria
Anza uvumi, nunua ufagio, au tuma tishio la kifo kwa boomer
Au DM msichana na kumfanya afanye, fanya zoom au pata tumor katika yako--
Hapa kuna chaguo la kiamsha kinywa lenye afya, unapaswa kumuua mama yako
Hii ndio sababu wanawake hawakupitii kamwe; Hapa kuna jinsi unaweza kujenga bomu
Je! Wewe ni mgambo gani wa nguvu? Chukua jaribio hili la quirky
Obama alituma wahamiaji kuwachinja watoto wako
[Chorus]
Je! Ninaweza kukuvutia katika kila kitu wakati wote?
Kidogo cha kila kitu wakati wote?
Janga la kutojali, na uchovu ni uhalifu
Chochote na kila kitu, wakati wote
Je! Ninaweza kukuvutia katika kila kitu wakati wote?
Kidogo cha kila kitu wakati wote?
Janga la kutojali, na uchovu ni uhalifu
Chochote na kila kitu, wakati wote
[Aliyezungumzwa]
Unajua, haikuwa kama hii kila wakati
[Daraja]
Sio zamani sana, kabla ya wakati wako
Hapo kabla ya minara kuanguka, circa '99
Hii ilikuwa catalogi, blogi za kusafiri, chumba cha mazungumzo au mbili
Tunaweka vituko vyetu na tulitumia usiku wetu kusubiri
Kwa ajili yako!
Wewe, hauwezi kukusafisha
Mama acha utumie iPad yake; Ulikuwa wawili wawili
Na ilifanya mambo yote ambayo tuliiunda kufanya
Sasa, angalia wewe! Ah, ha, angalia wewe!
Wewe, wewe! Haiwezekani, inayoweza kutazamwa
Wakati wako ni sasa; Ndani yako iko nje; Mpendwa, jinsi ulivyokua
Na ikiwa tutashikamana, ni nani anayejua tutafanya nini?
Daima ilikuwa mpango wa kuweka ulimwengu mikononi mwako
[Kuvunja]
(*Anacheka*)
[Chorus]
Je! Ninaweza kukuvutia katika kila kitu wakati wote?
Kidogo cha kila kitu wakati wote?
Janga la kutojali, na uchovu ni uhalifu
Chochote na kila kitu, wakati wote
Je! Ninaweza kukuvutia katika kila kitu wakati wote?
Kidogo cha kila kitu wakati wote?
Janga la kutojali, na uchovu ni uhalifu
Chochote na kila kitu na chochote na kila kitu
Na chochote na kila kitu na
Wakati wote