T-Series! (Yeah!) It's your big day! (Woo!) Incredible job!
I know we had our differences. But today, I just wanna tell you
A congratulations, it's a celebration
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Here we go!)
by Sanderlei Silveira - 05/03/2023
T-Series! (Yeah!) It's your big day! (Woo!) Incredible job!
I know we had our differences. But today, I just wanna tell you
A congratulations, it's a celebration
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Here we go!)
A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
[Verse 1: PewDiePie]
A congratulations to your corporation
Guess to beat one Swedish boy, you need a billion Asians
Yeah, you did it, very nice, and all it took
Was a massive corporate entity with every song in Bollywood
Now you're at number one (One), hope you did nothing wrong
Like starting your business by selling pirated songs
Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's right there on Wikipedia
Get used to your past being held against you by the media (Uh oh)
I'm sure right now there's nothing that you're doing that's illegal, yeah
I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with the mafia
For legal reasons, that's a joke
For legal reasons, that's a joke
For serious, Indian mafia, please don't kill me, that's a joke
India, I'm sorry about the memes, you're the best
I love my Indian Bros, from Bombay to Bangladesh
I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy hitter
Bout to cause a genocide so you can call me Hi—
[Chorus: Roomie & PewDiePie]
A congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh!)
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Oh yeah!)
A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Yeah!)
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
[Post-Chorus: Roomie & PewDiePie]
Congratulations (Uh)
Congratulations (It's your big day! Woo!)
Congratulations
Congratulations (Such a big day)
[Verse 2: PewDiePie, Boyinaband & Both]
I got a letter in the post, hmm, what is this? (Hmm)
T-Series saying "Cease and desist"
Had a problem with me telling them to hold their defecation
But let me educate you, silly, that's not defamation (Woo)
T-Series can eat a dick (Still not defamation)
Suck my fucking Swedish meatballs (Still not defamation, yum)
Did you know that Indians have poo-poo in their brains?
That's a blatant racist lie
Yeah, but still not defamation! (Woo)
India got YouTube figured out, that's sick, son
How 'bout next you figure how to fix the caste system? (Oof)
Maybe all those ads will solve your crippling poverty
But looking at T-Series' past, I'm guessing not probably
But never mind the poor people, we just here to party
Just here to pop some bottles with the Nine-Year-Old Army
Non-alcoholic 'cause I had a real problem
But we still out here living like we 'bout to kamikaze
[Bridge: PewDiePie]
So this is it, thanks for sticking with my channel
Ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels
Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure
It's the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
Through all the change and controversy, you've been by my side
There's no army in the world I would rather give me watch time
It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard
Here's one last brofist from the number one in the world
[Chorus: Roomie & PewDiePie]
A congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh)
Party all day (Skrra), I know you've been waitin' (Yeet, party all day, yeah)
A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Oh)
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
[Post-Chorus: Roomie & PewDiePie]
Congratulations (Oh, ooh hoo)
Congratulations (Skrattar du, it's your big day!)
Congratulations (I'm fucking lit!)
Congratulations (Such a big day!)
Oh yeah, yeah
[Outro: PewDiePie]
Congratulations, T-Series! You did it!
Yatta desu ne
Hope that #MeToo stuff doesn't severely affect your bottom line
T-serien! (Ja!) Det er din store dag! (Woo!) Utrolig jobb!
Jeg vet at vi hadde forskjellene våre. Men i dag vil jeg bare fortelle deg det
En gratulerer, det er en feiring
Fest hele dagen, jeg vet at du har ventet (her går vi!)
En gratulerer (woo!), Det er en feiring
Jeg vil bare fortelle deg at jeg synes at du er fantastisk
[Vers 1: Pewdiepie]
En gratulerer til selskapet ditt
Gjett å slå en svensk gutt, du trenger en milliard asiater
Ja, du gjorde det, veldig hyggelig, og alt det tok
Var en massiv bedriftsenhet med hver sang i Bollywood
Nå er du på nummer én (en), håper du ikke gjorde noe galt
Som å starte virksomheten din ved å selge piratkopierte sanger
Ups! Trodde ikke vi skulle se? Det er akkurat der på Wikipedia
Bli vant til at fortiden din blir holdt mot deg av media (UH OH)
Jeg er sikker på at akkurat nå er det ingenting du gjør som er ulovlig, ja
Jeg er sikker på at du ikke har hatt samvirke med mafiaen
Av juridiske grunner er det en vits
Av juridiske grunner er det en vits
For alvorlig, indisk mafia, vær så snill å ikke drep meg, det er en vits
India, jeg beklager memene, du er den beste
Jeg elsker mine indiske bros, fra Bombay til Bangladesh
Jeg tar på meg hele verden for deg, jeg er en tung hitter
Bout for å forårsake folkemord slik at du kan ringe meg hei -
[Chorus: Roomie & Pewdiepie]
En gratulerer, det er en feiring (åh!)
Fest hele dagen, jeg vet at du har ventet (å ja!)
En gratulasjoner (woo!), Det er en feiring (ja!)
Jeg vil bare fortelle deg at jeg synes at du er fantastisk
[Post-Chorus: Roomie & Pewdiepie]
Gratulerer (eh)
Gratulerer (det er din store dag! Woo!)
Gratulerer
Gratulerer (en så stor dag)
[Vers 2: Pewdiepie, Boyinaband & begge]
Jeg fikk et brev i innlegget, Hmm, hva er dette? (Hmm)
T-serien sier "opphør og avstå"
Hadde et problem med at jeg ba dem om å holde avstrømningen
Men la meg utdanne deg, dumt, det er ikke ærekrenkelse (woo)
T-serien kan spise en pikk (fremdeles ikke ærekrenkelse)
Sug mine jævla svenske kjøttboller (fremdeles ikke ærekrenkelse, yum)
Visste du at indianere har poo-poo i hjernen?
Det er en åpenlyst rasistisk løgn
Ja, men fortsatt ikke ærekrenkelse! (Woo)
India fikk YouTube funnet ut, det er syk, sønn
Hvordan kommer du til å finne ut hvordan du fikser kastesystemet? (Oof)
Kanskje alle disse annonsene vil løse din forkrøplende fattigdom
Men når jeg ser på T-serienes fortid, antar jeg ikke sannsynligvis
Men husk de fattige menneskene, vi bare her for å feste
Bare her for å poppe noen flasker med den ni år gamle hæren
Ikke-alkoholfritt fordi jeg hadde et reelt problem
Men vi fremdeles her og lever som vi kommer til kamikaze
[Bridge: Pewdiepie]
Så dette er det, takk for at du holder deg med kanalen min
Helt siden jeg var ingen, skrek til fat
Ja, dette er det, det har vært et eventyr
Det er slutten på regjeringen til Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
Gjennom all endring og kontrovers, har du vært ved min side
Det er ingen hær i verden, jeg vil heller gi meg vakttid
Det har vært en vill tur, så mens jeg fremdeles kan bli hørt
Her er en siste brofist fra nummer én i verden
[Chorus: Roomie & Pewdiepie]
En gratulerer, det er en feiring (OH)
Fest hele dagen (Skrra), jeg vet at du har ventet (yeet, fest hele dagen, ja)
En gratulasjoner (woo!), Det er en feiring (OH)
Jeg vil bare fortelle deg at jeg synes at du er fantastisk
[Post-Chorus: Roomie & Pewdiepie]
Gratulerer (åh, ooh hoo)
Gratulerer (Skrattar Du, det er din store dag!)
Gratulerer (jeg er jævla tent!)
Gratulerer (en så stor dag!)
Å ja, ja
[Outro: Pewdiepie]
Gratulerer, T-serien! Du gjorde det!
Yatta desu ne
Håper at #MeToo -ting ikke påvirker bunnlinjen alvorlig