May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
by Sanderlei Silveira ® - 26/04/2023 - BR X
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...
[Verse 1]
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)
It's the return of the "Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Ha ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who, "Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes—
[Chorus]
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
[Verse 2]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a GRAMMY?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh!)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
[Chorus]
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
[Verse 3]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder: "How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate, I'm going, when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[Chorus]
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
[Outro]
Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up!
Lahko dobim vašo pozornost, prosim?
Lahko dobim vašo pozornost, prosim?
Ali bo prava vitka senca vstala?
Ponavljam, ali bo prava vitka senca vstala?
Tu bomo imeli težave ...
[Verz 1]
Vsi se obnašate, kot da še nikoli niste videli bele osebe
Čeljusti vse na tleh, kot je Pam, kot je Tommy, je pravkar počil v vratih
In začela je, da je rit še slabša kot prej
Najprej so se ločili in jo vrgli čez pohištvo (agh!)
To je vrnitev "Oh, počakaj, nikakor, šalim se
Ni samo rekel, kaj mislim, kajne? "
In dr. Dre je rekel ... nič, ti idioti!
Dr. Dre je mrtev, zaprt je v moji kleti (ha ha!)
Feministične ženske imajo radi Eminem
Chicka, Chicka, Chicka, Slim Shady, z njim sem bolan
Poglej ga, hodi naokoli, zgrabi svoje znanje-kaj
Flippin 'ti veš, kdo, "ja, ampak je tako simpatičen"
Ja, verjetno sem v glavi ohlapno nekaj vijakov
Ampak nič slabšega od tistega, kar se dogaja v spalnicah vaših staršev
Včasih se želim spraviti na televizijo in samo pustiti ohlapnost
Ampak ne morem, ampak kul je, da Tom Green grmi mrtvega losa
Moj zasuk je na tvojih ustnicah, moj bedak je na tvojih ustnicah
In če imam srečo, se lahko le malo poljubiš
In to je sporočilo, ki ga dostavimo otrokom
In pričakujte, da ne bodo vedeli, kaj je ženski klitoris
Seveda bodo vedeli, kaj je odnos
Do trenutka, ko so dosegli četrti razred
Imajo kanal Discovery, kajne?
Nismo nič, ampak sesalci - no, nekateri od nas, kanibali
Ki režejo druge ljudi, kot so kantalope
Če pa lahko grmimo mrtve živali in antilope
Potem ni razloga, da moški in drug moški ne moreta pobegniti
Če pa se vam zdi, kot da se počutim, sem dobil protistrup
Ženske, mahajte s hlačami, zapojte zborove, in to gre -
[Refren]
Sem vitka senčna, ja, jaz sem pravi senčen
Vse druge vitke sence samo posnemajo
Torej ne bo prava vitka senčna prosim vstanite
Prosim, vstanite, prosim vstanite?
Ker sem vitka senčna, ja, pravi senčen
Vse druge vitke sence samo posnemajo
Torej ne bo prava vitka senčna prosim vstanite
Prosim, vstanite, prosim vstanite?
[Verz 2]
Will Smith v svojih posiljevanju ne bi moral prodati zapisov (nope)
No, jaz, zato ga jebi in zajebi tudi tebe!
Misliš, da se prekleto omli?
Polovica vas kritiki ne morejo niti zamahniti, kaj šele, da me zdržite
Ampak vitek, kaj če zmagaš, ali ne bi bilo čudno?
Zakaj, torej bi lahko le lagali, da bi me pripeljali sem?
Torej me lahko sedite tukaj poleg Britney Spears?
Sranje, Christina Aguilera bolje preklopi me stoli
Tako lahko sedim poleg Carsona Dalyja in Freda Dursta
In jih slišite, da se najprej prepirajo, komu je dala glavo
Mala psica me je na MTV razstrelila
Ja, srčkan je, ampak mislim, da je poročen s Kim, Hee-hee
Moral bi prenesti njen zvok na mp3
In pokažite ves svet, kako ste dali Eminem VD (agh!)
Bolan sem zaradi vas deklice in fantovske skupine
Vse, kar počnete, je, da me moti, zato so me poslali sem, da te uniči
In nas je milijon tako kot jaz
Kdo je všeč jaz, ki se preprosto ne zajebava kot jaz
Ki se oblačijo kot jaz; hodite, se pogovarjajte in se obnašajte kot jaz
In morda je naslednja najboljša stvar, vendar ne čisto jaz
[Refren]
Ker sem vitka senčna, ja, pravi senčen
Vse druge vitke sence samo posnemajo
Torej ne bo prava vitka senčna prosim vstanite
Prosim, vstanite, prosim vstanite?
Ker sem vitka senčna, ja, pravi senčen
Vse druge vitke sence samo posnemajo
Torej ne bo prava vitka senčna prosim vstanite
Prosim, vstanite, prosim vstanite?
[Verz 3]
Sem kot vodja potovanja, da poslušam, ker te samo dam
Stvari, o katerih se šališ s prijatelji v svoji sobi Livin '
Edina razlika je v tem, da imam kroglice, da to izgovorim pred vami
In sploh ne moram biti napačen ali ga sladkor
Samo stopim na mikrofon in ga pljunem
In ali to radi priznate, to samo sranje
Bolje kot devetdeset odstotkov vas lahko raperji
Potem se sprašujete: "Kako lahko otroci pojedo te albume, kot so Valiums?"
Smešno je, ker s hitrostjo grem, ko imam trideset let
Bom edina oseba v domu za ostarele, ki se spogleduje
Pripenjanje riti medicinske sestre, ko se spopadam z Jergensom
In trgam, vendar celotna torba viagre ne deluje
In vsak posameznik je vitek senčni
Lahko bi delal v Burger Kingu, spuščal se na vaše čebulne prstane
Ali na parkirišču kroži in kriči: "Ne zajebavam se!"
S svojimi okni navzdol in sistemom navzgor
Bo tudi prava senčna, prosim
In postavite enega od teh prstov na vsako roko?
In bodite ponosni, da ste v mislih in nadzirajo
In še enkrat, glasno, kako lahko, kako gre?
[Refren]
Sem vitka senčna, ja, jaz sem pravi senčen
Vse druge vitke sence samo posnemajo
Torej ne bo prava vitka senčna prosim vstanite
Prosim, vstanite, prosim vstanite?
Ker sem vitka senčna, ja, pravi senčen
Vse druge vitke sence samo posnemajo
Torej ne bo prava vitka senčna prosim vstanite
Prosim, vstanite, prosim vstanite?
Ker sem vitka senčna, ja, pravi senčen
Vse druge vitke sence samo posnemajo
Torej ne bo prava vitka senčna prosim vstanite
Prosim, vstanite, prosim vstanite?
Ker sem vitka senčna, ja, pravi senčen
Vse druge vitke sence samo posnemajo
Torej ne bo prava vitka senčna prosim vstanite
Prosim, vstanite, prosim vstanite?
[OUTRO]
Ha ha, mislim, da je v vseh nas tanek senčna
Jebi se, vsi vstanimo!