Wish I was a stone, so I couldn't feel
You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal
But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
Don't want to be stone, I changed my mind
Sanderlei Silveira - 2023-11-10T02:59-03:00 - SA (S.BR) L
Wish I was a stone, so I couldn't feel
You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal
But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
Don't want to be stone, I changed my mind
[Verse 2]
I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
Then I could see the places I've been
But then I would know that you're talkin' shit
I don't want to know what my friends think
[Verse 3]
Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
I'd be so glad when I hear you come home
But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long
I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone
[Verse 4]
I wish I could act in a show on TV
Cause then I could practice not bein' me
I'll practice my cry, put it into my reel
But you won't believe me when I cry for real
[Verse 5]
I wish that my brain would triple in size
I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight
But I'd get too deep with that kind of mind
I don't wanna know the point of life
[Verse 6]
In some other life I would be rich
I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill
But couldn't complain 'bout anything small
Nobody'd feel bad for me at all
[Verse 7]
If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack
I'd get invited to every frat
But when you get old and your good days have passed
You'll only want me when you're sad
[Verse 8]
Wish I was a song, your favorite one
You'd follow the dance to me at your prom
I would be there when your baby is born
For two or three minutes, then I'm gone
[Verse 9]
I wish I was big, as big as my house
I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd
But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch
God, I could really use him now
[Verse 10]
I wish I was God, I'd never trip up
And if I did, well, so fuckin' what?
I could be cruel and break all your stuff
Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what
[Verse 11]
But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird
Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
And then you would die, you'd love me to death
I never know who the hell I am
[Pre-Chorus]
I wish I was me, whoever that is
I could just be and not give a shit
Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan
Cause I don't know who the hell I am
(—am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am—)
[Chorus]
One, two, pandemonium!
One, two, pandemonium!
Here I go again
One, two, pandemonium!
Here I go again
One, two, pandemonium!
One, two—
Here I go again
Volio bih da sam kamen, pa se nisam mogao osjećati
Vikao bi mi u lice, to ne bi bilo veliko
Ali propustio bih način na koji se nadoknađujemo i nasmiješimo
Ne želim biti kamen, predomislio sam se
[Stih 2]
Volio bih da imam oči u stražnjem dijelu glave
Tada sam mogao vidjeti mjesta na kojima sam bio
Ali tada bih znao da ti govoriš sranje
Ne želim znati što moji prijatelji misle
[Stih 3]
Volio bih da sam moj pas na travnjaku
Bilo bi mi drago kad čujem da se vratiš kući
Ali da sam moj pas, ne bih dugo živio
Sigurno ću je propustiti kad je nema
[Stih 4]
Volio bih da mogu glumiti u emisiji na TV -u
Jer tada bih me mogao vježbati
Vježbat ću svoj plač, stavite ga u kolut
Ali nećeš mi vjerovati kad plačem za stvarno
[Stih 5]
Volio bih da mi se mozak utrostruči u veličini
Zakucao bih svaku šalu, pobijedio bih u svakoj borbi
Ali ja bih se previše duboko s takvom uma
Ne želim znati poantu života
[Stih 6]
U nekom drugom životu bio bih bogat
Putovao bih u stilu, pokrivao bih račun
Ali nisam se mogao žaliti ništa malo
Nitko se uopće ne bi osjećao loše prema meni
[Stih 7]
Da sam kokain ili boca Jacka
Pozvan bih na svaku fratu
Ali kad ostariš i prošli su vam dobri dani
Željet ćeš me samo kad si tužna
[Stih 8]
Volio bih da sam pjesma, tvoja omiljena
Pratili biste ples sa mnom na vašem maturantu
Bila bih tamo kad se tvoje dijete rodi
Dvije ili tri minute, onda me nema
[Stih 9]
Volio bih da sam velik, velik kao i moja kuća
Spavao bih na drveću, preskočio bih svaku gužvu
Ali ne bih se uklapao na kauč svog terapeuta
Bože, sada bih ga stvarno mogao koristiti
[Stih 10]
Volio bih da sam Bog, nikad se ne bih uputio
A ako jesam, dobro, jebeno što?
Mogla bih biti okrutna i slomiti sve vaše stvari
Da, bio bih voljen bez obzira na sve
[Stih 11]
Ali da sam Bog, postalo bi nekako čudno
Jer biste rekli samo ono što želim čuti
A onda bi umro, voljeli biste me do smrti
Nikad ne znam tko sam dovraga
[Predhorus]
Volio bih da sam ja, tko god je to
Mogao bih biti samo i ne da se sramim
Hej, bit ću sve što te čini obožavateljima
Jer ne znam tko sam dovraga
(—Am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am—)
[Zbor]
Jedan, dva, pandemonij!
Jedan, dva, pandemonij!
Evo mene opet
Jedan, dva, pandemonij!
Evo mene opet
Jedan, dva, pandemonij!
Jedan dva-
Evo mene opet