Wish I was a stone, so I couldn't feel
You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal
But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
Don't want to be stone, I changed my mind
Sanderlei Silveira - 2023-11-10T02:59-03:00 - SA (S.BR) L
Wish I was a stone, so I couldn't feel
You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal
But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
Don't want to be stone, I changed my mind
[Verse 2]
I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
Then I could see the places I've been
But then I would know that you're talkin' shit
I don't want to know what my friends think
[Verse 3]
Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
I'd be so glad when I hear you come home
But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long
I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone
[Verse 4]
I wish I could act in a show on TV
Cause then I could practice not bein' me
I'll practice my cry, put it into my reel
But you won't believe me when I cry for real
[Verse 5]
I wish that my brain would triple in size
I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight
But I'd get too deep with that kind of mind
I don't wanna know the point of life
[Verse 6]
In some other life I would be rich
I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill
But couldn't complain 'bout anything small
Nobody'd feel bad for me at all
[Verse 7]
If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack
I'd get invited to every frat
But when you get old and your good days have passed
You'll only want me when you're sad
[Verse 8]
Wish I was a song, your favorite one
You'd follow the dance to me at your prom
I would be there when your baby is born
For two or three minutes, then I'm gone
[Verse 9]
I wish I was big, as big as my house
I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd
But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch
God, I could really use him now
[Verse 10]
I wish I was God, I'd never trip up
And if I did, well, so fuckin' what?
I could be cruel and break all your stuff
Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what
[Verse 11]
But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird
Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
And then you would die, you'd love me to death
I never know who the hell I am
[Pre-Chorus]
I wish I was me, whoever that is
I could just be and not give a shit
Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan
Cause I don't know who the hell I am
(—am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am—)
[Chorus]
One, two, pandemonium!
One, two, pandemonium!
Here I go again
One, two, pandemonium!
Here I go again
One, two, pandemonium!
One, two—
Here I go again
Bol by som rád, keby som bol kameň, takže som sa nemohol cítiť
Kričal by si mi do tváre, nebolo by to nič veľké
Ale chýba mi spôsob, akým sa vymýšľame a usmievame sa
Nechcem byť kameň, zmenil som názor
[Verš 2]
Prial by som si, aby som mal oči v zadnej časti hlavy
Potom som videl miesta, kde som bol
Ale potom by som vedel, že hovoríš sračky
Nechcem vedieť, čo si moji priatelia myslia
[Verš 3]
Bol by som rád, keby som bol mojím psom na trávniku
Bol by som rád, keď počujem, že si prídeš domov
Ale keby som bol môj pes, nežil by som dlho
Určite mi bude chýbať, keď bude preč
[Verš 4]
Prial by som si, aby som mohol konať v relácii v televízii
Pretože by som potom mohol trénovať
Precvičím si výkrik, vložím ho do mojej cievky
Ale nebudeš mi uveriť, keď plačem na skutočné
[Verš 5]
Prial by som si, aby sa môj mozog strojnásobil veľkosť
Bil by som každý vtip, vyhral by som každý boj
Ale s takou mysľou by som sa príliš hlboko dostal
Nechcem poznať bod života
[Verš 6]
V inom živote by som bol bohatý
Cestoval by som štýlovo, pokryl by som účet
Ale nemohol sa sťažovať, že nie je nič malé
Nikto by sa pre mňa vôbec necítil
[Verš 7]
Keby som bol kokaín alebo fľaša Jacka
Dostal by som pozvaný na každú frat
Ale keď zostarnete a vaše dobré dni uplynuli
Budeš ma chcieť iba vtedy, keď si smutný
[Verš 8]
Kiež by som bol pieseň, tvoj obľúbený
Sledovali by ste mi tanec pri svojom plese
Bol by som tam, keď sa narodí tvoje dieťa
Na dve alebo tri minúty, potom som preč
[Verš 9]
Prial by som si, aby som bol veľký, taký veľký ako môj dom
Spal by som na stromoch, preskočil by som každý dav
Ale ja by som sa nezmestil na gauč svojho terapeuta
Bože, teraz by som ho mohol skutočne použiť
[Verš 10]
Prial by som si, aby som bol Boh, nikdy by som sa nezúčastnil
A keby som to urobil, dobre, tak kurva čo?
Mohol by som byť krutý a zlomiť všetky vaše veci
Áno, bol by som milovaný, nech sa deje čokoľvek
[Verš 11]
Ale keby som bol Boh, bolo by to trochu čudné
Pretože by si len povedal, čo chcem počuť
A potom by si zomrel, miloval by si ma k smrti
Nikdy neviem, kto som do pekla
[Pre-Corus]
Prial by som si, aby som bol ja, ktokoľvek to je
Mohol by som byť a nedal by som sa sračky
Hej, budem ťa čokoľvek, čo ťa robí fanúšikom
Pretože neviem, kto do pekla som
(—Am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am—)
[Chorus]
Jeden, dva, pandémium!
Jeden, dva, pandémium!
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Jeden, dva, pandémium!
Tak som tu zas
Jeden, dva, pandémium!
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