I really was born at 9:29 AM on 9/29
You think I'm lying, but I'm, I'm being dead serious (I gotta see this birth certificate)
Okay, I'll prove it
I really was born at 9:29 AM on 9/29
You think I'm lying, but I'm, I'm being dead serious (I gotta see this birth certificate)
Okay, I'll prove it
[Verse]
Well, who am I? I'm almost 25
Can't remember half the time that I've been alive
Cause half was in a cheap apartment
And half was on the Eastside (Eastside)
They said don't meet your heroes, they're all fuckin' weirdos
And God knows that they were right
Because nobody loves you, they just try to fuck you
Then put you on a feature on the B-Side
And who do you call when it's late at night?
When the headlines just don't paint the picture right
When you look at yourself on a screen and say
Oh my God, there's no way that's me
And I, I quit smoking, well recently, I tried
And I bought another house, and I never go outside
And I remember this girl with pink hair in Detroit
Well, she told me
She said, "Ashley, you gotta promise us that you won't die
Cause we need you," and honestly, I think that she lied
And I remember the names of every single kid I've met
But I forget half the people who I've gotten in bed
And I've stared at the sky in Milwaukee
And hoped that my father would finally call me
And it's just these things that I'm thinkin' for hours
And I'm pickin' my hair out in clumps in the shower
Lost the love of my life to an ivory powder
But then I realize that I'm no higher power
That I wasn't in love then, and I'm still not now
And I'm so happy I figured that out
I've got a long way to go until self-preservation
Think my moral compass is on a vacation
And I can't believe I still feed my fucking temptation
I'm still looking for my salvation
[Chorus]
Soft and slow, watch the minutes go
Count out loud, so we know you don't keep 'em for yourself
Watch the minutes go
Count out loud, so we know you don't keep 'em for yourself
[Interlude]
I think I have a confession to make, I feel like (So we know you don't)
I need to say that I was really born at 9:26
It's on my birth certificate, I'm a liar
Man, I'm a fucking liar
[Outro]
Soft and slow, watch the minutes go
Count out loud, so we know you don't keep 'em for yourself
我真的出生于上午9:29在9/29
你认为我在说谎，但我，我是非常认真的（我要看到这个出生证明）
好吧，我会证明这一点
[诗]
好吧，我是谁？我几乎25
记不清半，我一直活着的时间
原因一半是在一个廉价公寓
一半是上东区（东区）
他们说，不符合你的英雄，他们都是该死的变态
天知道他们是正确的
因为没有人爱你，他们只是尝试他妈的你
然后把你放在一个功能上的B面
你给谁打电话就当它是深夜？
当头条新闻就是不粉刷右图
当你看着自己的屏幕和发言权
哦，我的上帝，没有办法那就是我
而我，我戒烟，以及最近，我试着
而我又买房子，我从来没有到外面去
我记得这个女孩在底特律粉红色的头发
好了，她告诉我
她说：“阿什利，你得答应我们，你不会死
因为我们需要你“，和诚实，我认为她撒谎
我记得我见过的每一个孩子的名字
但我忘了谁的一半我在床上已经得到了人们
而且我在密尔沃基的盯着天空
并希望我的父亲终于给我打电话
它只是这些事情，我想的几个小时
而且我在淋浴团块捡了我的头发
失去了我生命中的挚爱，以乳白色粉末
但后来我意识到，我没有更高的功率
我是不爱的话，我依然不是现在
而且我很高兴我想通了这一点
我有一个很长的路要走，直到自保
想想我的道德指南针是在度假
我不能相信我还喂我他妈的诱惑
我仍然在寻找我的救赎
[合唱]
软又慢，观看分钟去
伯爵大声，所以我们知道你不陪他们自己
观看分钟去
伯爵大声，所以我们知道你不陪他们自己
[插曲]
我觉得我有件事要坦白，我觉得（所以我们知道你不）
我必须说，我真的出生于9:26
这是我的出生证明，我是个骗子
男人，我是一个他妈的骗子
[OUTRO]
软又慢，观看分钟去
伯爵大声，所以我们知道你不陪他们自己