We packin' Diamond Pistols
I changed my bio
It says "Father," don't say "Daddy"
All my friends will tip their caddies
We packin' Diamond Pistols
I changed my bio
It says "Father," don't say "Daddy"
All my friends will tip their caddies
Whenever we finish up eighteen holes
Game night is lit now
Always make noise when I sit down
That don't mean I don't spend dollars
Whenever I go to Home Depot
[Verse 1: Cody Ko]
Yeah, let's get this show on the road
Refund check, gonna spend it on a boat (Ahoy)
Because I'd rather be fishin'
Tevas lookin' colder than the beer I'm sippin' (Ice)
I leave the decorating to my wife (Yeah)
But I'ma rearrange her insides (Hahaha)
Ha, the dad dick is no joke
Shit hangin' like a panorama photo (Ayy)
I built a deck around the house and then I painted it
Didn't like the kitchen so I renovated it
After Johnny's Little League, hit the local Applebee's
Clean the plate and tell the waitress that I hated it (God, I hated it, haha)
And when we at Target, I back in and park it (Back in and park it)
I stay in the whip and I check the stock market (Check the stock market)
[Chorus: Quinn XCII]
I changed my bio
It says "Father," don't say "Daddy"
All my friends will tip their caddies
Whenever we finish up eighteen holes
Game night is lit now
Always make noise when I sit down
That don't mean I don't spend dollars
Whenever I go to Home Depot
[Verse 2: Noel Miller]
I got two jet skis in the garage
Sleepin' with my wife and my dog named Ménage
Got a career, baby, not a lil' job
I say, "Get on your knees," I'm just talkin' 'bout God
My wallet too fat, fuckin' with my back
Bout ten credit cards, what you know about that?
Every time I swipe, get a lil' kickback
That dresser too heavy, daddy gonna lift that
I love to play poker (Poker)
Lay pipe in some loafers (Loafers)
Whip you around like a chauffer (Chauffer)
I play with real guns, not no controller (Controller)
[Bridge: Quinn XCII]
I'm on the Internet and they call me Daddy
All this housework made me so chatty
Power tools, oh, that make me savvy
No, I haven't tried to **** the nanny
[Chorus: Quinn XCII]
I changed my bio
It says "Father," don't say "Daddy"
All my friends will tip their caddies
Whenever we finish up eighteen holes
Game night is lit now
Always make noise when I sit down
That don't mean I don't spend dollars
Whenever I go to Home Depot
我们packin'钻石手枪
我改变了我的生物
它说：“父亲，”只做不说“爸爸”
我所有的朋友都会提示他们的球童
每当我们完成了十八洞
现在游戏的夜晚点亮
总是制造噪音，当我坐下来
这并不意味着我不花美元
每当我去家得宝
[诗歌1：科迪柯]
是啊，让我们的道路上这个节目
退款支票，要花钱在船上（嗨）
因为我宁愿被钓鱼
Tevas看着的寒冷比我还在喝啤酒（ICE）
我离开装饰我的妻子（是啊）
但我是她重新安排内部（哈哈哈）
哈，爸爸家伙是不是开玩笑
妈的犹豫不决，像全景照片（AYY）
我建房子周围的甲板上，然后我把它画
不喜欢厨房，所以我重新装修一番
约翰尼的小联赛后，击中了当地的阿普尔比的
清洁板，并告诉我恨它女服务员（上帝，我讨厌它，哈哈）
而当我们的目标，我回来和停放（早在和停放）
我留在了鞭子，我查看股市行情（查看股市行情）
[合唱：昆XCII]
我改变了我的生物
它说：“父亲，”只做不说“爸爸”
我所有的朋友都会提示他们的球童
每当我们完成了十八洞
现在游戏的夜晚点亮
总是制造噪音，当我坐下来
这并不意味着我不花美元
每当我去家得宝
[诗2：诺尔米勒]
我在车库里有两个水上摩托艇
睡与我的妻子和我的狗名叫三陪
得到了职业生涯，宝贝，不是一个可爱的小”工作
我说，“把你的膝盖上，”我只是在说“回合神
我的钱包太胖了，他妈的我的背
布特10张信用卡，你知道是什么样？
我每次刷卡，获得了律”回扣
这梳妆台太重了，爸爸会升力
我喜欢玩扑克牌（扑克）
在一些秀场上铺设管道（平底便鞋）
鞭你身边像个chauffer（Chauffer）
我真正玩枪，不是没有控制器（Controller）
[桥：奎因XCII]
我在互联网上，他们叫我爸爸
这一切家务让我如此健谈
电动工具，哦，那让我悟性
不，我没试过****保姆
[合唱：昆XCII]
我改变了我的生物
它说：“父亲，”只做不说“爸爸”
我所有的朋友都会提示他们的球童
每当我们完成了十八洞
现在游戏的夜晚点亮
总是制造噪音，当我坐下来
这并不意味着我不花美元
每当我去家得宝