May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...
[Verse 1]
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)
It's the return of the "Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Ha ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who, "Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes—
[Chorus]
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
[Verse 2]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a GRAMMY?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh!)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
[Chorus]
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
[Verse 3]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder: "How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate, I'm going, when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[Chorus]
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
[Outro]
Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up!
[Produced by Dr. Dre & Mel-Man]
请问我的注意力吗？
请问我的注意力吗？
真正的苗条阴暗会站起来吗？
我重复，真正的苗条阴暗请站起来吗？
我们将在这里有一个问题......
[verse 1]
你们所有人都表现得像你以前从未见过白人
像桃子一样在地板上的傻瓜只是在门口爆裂
并开始比以前更糟糕的谁
他们第一次离婚，扔掉她的家具（agh！）
这是“哦，等等，没办法的回归，你在开玩笑
他不只是说出我认为他的所作所为，他吗？“
德德博士说......没有，你是白痴！
Dre Dre的死者，他锁在我的地下室（哈哈！）
女权主义女性爱eminem
Chicka，Chicka，Chicka，Slim Shady，我厌倦了他
看着他，走来，grabbin'他的你知道什么
Flippin'你知道的谁，“是的，但他很可爱”
是的，我的头上可能有几个拧紧
但不比父母的卧室里有什么比在那里
有时我想上电视，只放松
但是不能，但是汤姆绿色驼背是一个沉重的驼鹿
我的屁股在你的嘴唇上，我的屁股是你的嘴唇
如果我很幸运，你可能只是给它一个小吻
这就是我们向小孩子提供的信息
并期望他们不知道女人的阴蒂是什么
当然，他们会知道什么是性交
当他们达到四年级时
他们有发现频道，不是吗？
我们不是不是“但哺乳动物 - 嗯，我们中的一些人，食人族
谁砍掉了像哈瓜一样打开的人
但如果我们可以驼背死亡动物和羚羊
然后没有理由的是一个男人和另一个男人不能闪耀
但如果你觉得我觉得，我得到了解毒剂
女人，挥动你的连裤袜，唱合唱，它会 -
[合唱]
我很苗条阴暗，是的，我是真正的阴暗
所有其他苗条的阴影都只是模仿
那么真正的苗条阴暗请不要站起来
请站起来，请站起来？
因为我很苗条阴暗，是的，我是真正的阴暗
所有其他苗条的阴影都只是模仿
那么真正的苗条阴暗请不要站起来
请站起来，请站起来？
[verse 2]
史密斯不会在他的RAP销售记录（不）
好吧，我这样做，所以他妈的他和他妈的！
你觉得我会觉得一个难以忍意的格莱美吗？
你们中的一半批评者甚至不能肚子我，更不用说忍住我
但苗条，如果你赢了怎么办，那不是很奇怪吗？
为什么，所以你们可以撒谎给我这里？
所以你可以在布兰妮斯皮尔斯旁边坐在这里？
狗屎，克里斯蒂娜aguilera更好地发动我的椅子
所以我可以坐在卡森戴利和弗雷德·杜尔特旁边
并听到他们争论她先送走了谁
小婊子让我在mtv上爆炸
是的，他很可爱，但我认为他与金，嘻嘻嫁给了
我应该在mp3上下载她的音频
并展示整个世界你如何给eminem vd（agh！）
我厌倦了你的小女孩和男孩群体
所有你所做的就是惹恼我，所以我已经送到了这里摧毁你
有一百万我们就像我一样
谁像我一样诅咒，谁只是不要像我一样乱搞
谁像我一样穿着;走路，说话和我的行为
并且可能是下一个最好的事情，但不是我
[合唱]
因为我很苗条阴暗，是的，我是真正的阴暗
所有其他苗条的阴影都只是模仿
那么真正的苗条阴暗请不要站起来
请站起来，请站起来？
因为我很苗条阴暗，是的，我是真正的阴暗
所有其他苗条的阴影都只是模仿
那么真正的苗条阴暗请不要站起来
请站起来，请站起来？
[verse 3]
我就像一场脑袋倾听，因为我只是给了你
你在生活室内与朋友开玩笑的东西
唯一的区别是我在你们的所有人面前说出来
我根本不必是假的或糖衣
我刚刚上麦克风并吐了它
以及你是否喜欢承认，我只是屎它
比九十的百分之九十令人沮丧
然后你想知道：“孩子们如何像valiums一样吃这些专辑？”
这很有趣，因为速度，我要去，当我三十
我将成为护理家庭调情的唯一人
当我用jergens醒来时，捏护士的驴子
而且我正在抽搐，但这一袋伟哥不起作用
每个人都是一个苗条的阴影潜伏
他可以在洋葱戒指上在汉堡王，Spittin'工作
或者在停车场，盘旋，尖叫，“我不给他妈的！”
他的窗户向下和他的系统
所以真正的阴暗请站起来
并将其中一个手指放在每次手指上？
并自豪能够离开你的思想和外面的控制
还有一个时间，尽可能大声，它是怎么回事？
[合唱]
我很苗条阴暗，是的，我是真正的阴暗
所有其他苗条的阴影都只是模仿
那么真正的苗条阴暗请不要站起来
请站起来，请站起来？
因为我很苗条阴暗，是的，我是真正的阴暗
所有其他苗条的阴影都只是模仿
那么真正的苗条阴暗请不要站起来
请站起来，请站起来？
因为我很苗条阴暗，是的，我是真正的阴暗
所有其他苗条的阴影都只是模仿
那么真正的苗条阴暗请不要站起来
请站起来，请站起来？
因为我很苗条阴暗，是的，我是真正的阴暗
所有其他苗条的阴影都只是模仿
那么真正的苗条阴暗请不要站起来
请站起来，请站起来？
[outro]
哈哈，我想我们所有人都有一个苗条的阴暗
他妈的，让我们站起来！
[由Dre＆Mel-Man博士制作]