Welcome to the internet! Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content, some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
Welcome to the internet! Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content, some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
[Verse 2]
Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest
[Verse 3]
Welcome to the internet! What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!
We've got a million different ways to engage
[Verse 4]
Welcome to the internet! Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta; here's a nine-year-old who died
We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
[Verse 5]
Welcome to the internet! Hold on to your socks
Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting; he just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
[Verse 6]
See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her, do a Zoom or find a tumor in your—
Here's a healthy breakfast option, you should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you; here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
[Chorus]
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time?
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything, all of the time
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time?
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything, all of the time
[Spoken Interlude]
You know, it wasn't always like this
[Bridge]
Not very long ago, just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs, travel blogs, a chatroom or two
We set our sights and spent our nights waiting
For you!
You, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad; you were barely two
And it did all the things we designed it to do
Now, look at you! Oh, ha, look at you!
You, you! Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now; your inside's out; honey, how you grew
And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do?
It was always the plan to put the world in your hand
[Break]
(*Laughs*)
[Chorus]
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A bit of everything all of the time?
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything, all of the time
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time?
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything and anything and everything
And anything and everything and
All of the time
Dobrodošli na Internet! Pogledajte oko sebe
Sve što vaš mozak može zamisliti može se naći
Imamo planine sadržaja, nekih boljih, nekih gore
Ako vas niko od vas zanima, bio bi prvi
[VERSE 2]
Dobrodošli na Internet! Dođite i sjedite
Želite li vidjeti vijesti ili neke poznate ženske noge?
Nema potrebe za panikom; Ovo nije test, haha
Samo klimne glavom ili protresite glavu i mi ćemo učiniti ostalo
[VERSE 3]
Dobrodošli na Internet! Šta biste radije?
Da li biste se željeli boriti za građanska prava ili tweet raspatsku slugu?
Budi sretan! Budite pohotni! Budite pucani sa bijesom!
Imamo milion različitih načina da se uključimo
[VERSE 4]
Dobrodošli na Internet! Stavite brige u stranu
Evo vrha za naprezanje tjestenine; Evo devetogodišnjaka koji je umro
Imamo filmove i ljekare i fantastične sportove
I gomila obojenih crteža olovke svih različitih znakova u Harryju Potteru jebeno jedni druge
[VERSE 5]
Dobrodošli na Internet! Držite se na čarape
Uzrok da nasumični momak samo vam je ljubazno poslao fotografije svog penisa
Oni su zrnasti i van; Samo te je poslao više
Ne ponašaj se iznenađen, znaš da ti se sviđa, kurva
[VERSE 6]
Vidite da muškarac je odgurnuo, uvrijedite se, vidite smanjivanje
Pokažite nam slike svoje djece, recite nam svaku misao mislite
Pokrenite glasine, kupite metlu ili pošaljite smrću prijetnju bumeru
Ili DM djevojku i mladoženju, napravite zumiranje ili pronađite tumor u svom-
Evo zdrave opcije za doručak, trebali biste ubiti mamu
Evo zašto vas žene nikad ne zajebavaju; Evo kako možete izgraditi bombu
Koju ste moći rendžer? Uzmi ovaj kvarkni kviz
Obama je poslao imigrante da vakcinišu vašu djecu
[Chorus]
Mogu li vas zanimati u svemu sve vreme?
Malo svega svega vremena?
Apatija je tragedija, a dosada je zločin
Bilo šta i sve, sve vrijeme
Mogu li vas zanimati u svemu sve vreme?
Malo svega svega vremena?
Apatija je tragedija, a dosada je zločin
Bilo šta i sve, sve vrijeme
[Izgovoreno interlude]
Znate, nije bilo uvijek takvo
[Bridge]
Ne baš davno, neposredno prije vašeg vremena
Neposredno prije pada kula, oko 6999
To su bili katalozi, putni blogovi, chat acooba ili dva
Postavili smo svoje znamenitosti i proveli noći čekajući
Za tebe!
Ti, nezasitan
Mama, neka ti koristiš svoj iPad; Bili ste jedva dva
I učinili su sve stvari koje smo to dizajnirali
Pogledaj se! Oh, ha, pogledaj te!
Ti, ti! Nezaustavljivo, satomi
Vaše je vrijeme sada; tvoja iznutra je van; Dušo, kako si rasla
A ako se držimo zajedno, ko zna šta ćemo učiniti?
Uvek je bio plan da svijet stavite u ruku
[Lom]
(* Smeh *)
[Chorus]
Mogu li vas zanimati u svemu sve vreme?
Malo svega svih vremena?
Apatija je tragedija, a dosada je zločin
Bilo šta i sve, sve vrijeme
Mogu li vas zanimati u svemu sve vreme?
Malo svega svega vremena?
Apatija je tragedija, a dosada je zločin
Bilo šta i sve i bilo šta i sve
I bilo šta i sve i
Sve vreme