Welcome to the internet! Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content, some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
Welcome to the internet! Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content, some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
[Verse 2]
Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest
[Verse 3]
Welcome to the internet! What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!
We've got a million different ways to engage
[Verse 4]
Welcome to the internet! Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta; here's a nine-year-old who died
We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
[Verse 5]
Welcome to the internet! Hold on to your socks
Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting; he just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
[Verse 6]
See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her, do a Zoom or find a tumor in your—
Here's a healthy breakfast option, you should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you; here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
[Chorus]
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time?
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything, all of the time
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time?
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything, all of the time
[Spoken Interlude]
You know, it wasn't always like this
[Bridge]
Not very long ago, just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs, travel blogs, a chatroom or two
We set our sights and spent our nights waiting
For you!
You, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad; you were barely two
And it did all the things we designed it to do
Now, look at you! Oh, ha, look at you!
You, you! Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now; your inside's out; honey, how you grew
And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do?
It was always the plan to put the world in your hand
[Break]
(*Laughs*)
[Chorus]
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A bit of everything all of the time?
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything, all of the time
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time?
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything and anything and everything
And anything and everything and
All of the time
欢迎来到互联网！周围看看
您可以想到的任何大脑都可以找到
我们有很多内容，有些更好，有些更糟
如果您都不感兴趣，那么您将是第一个
[第2节]
欢迎来到互联网！来坐下
您想看新闻还是任何著名的女性脚？
无需惊慌；这不是测试，哈哈
只是点头或摇头，我们要做剩下的
[第3节]
欢迎来到互联网！你更喜欢什么？
您想为公民权利而战还是发推文？
要开心！变角！怒气冲冲！
我们有一百万种不同的参与方式
[第4节]
欢迎来到互联网！放在一边
这是劳累意大利面的提示；这是一个九岁的孩子
我们有电影，医生和幻想运动
以及哈利·波特（Harry Potter）中所有不同角色的一堆彩色铅笔图纸互相操
[第5节]
欢迎来到互联网！抓住你的袜子
因为一个随机的家伙只是向您发送了他的公鸡的照片
它们是颗粒状的，令人反感。他只是寄给你更多
别惊讶，你知道你喜欢它，你妓女
[第6节]
看到一个男人被斩首，被冒犯，看到收缩
向我们展示您的孩子的照片，告诉我们您认为的每一个想法
开始谣言，购买扫帚或向婴儿潮一家发送死亡威胁
或dm一个女孩，修饰她，做变焦或在您的中找到肿瘤 -
这是一个健康的早餐选择，您应该杀死妈妈
这就是为什么女人永远不会操你的原因；这是您可以建造炸弹的方式
您是哪个电力游侠？参加这个古怪的测验
奥巴马派遣移民为您的孩子接种疫苗
[合唱]
我能一直对您感兴趣吗？
一点点的一切？
冷漠的悲剧，无聊是犯罪
一切和一切
我能一直对您感兴趣吗？
一点点的一切？
冷漠的悲剧，无聊是犯罪
一切和一切
[口语插曲]
你知道，并不总是这样
[桥]
不久前，就在您的时间之前
就在塔楼倒下之前，大约是'99
这是目录，旅行博客，一个或两个聊天室
我们设定了目光，过夜等待
为你！
你，你不满你
妈妈让你使用她的iPad；你几乎只有两个
它完成了我们设计的所有事情
现在，看着你！哦，哈，看着你！
你，你！不可阻挡，可观察
你的时间是现在；你的里面是;亲爱的，你如何成长
如果我们团结在一起，谁知道我们会做什么？
总是计划把世界掌握在你的手中
[休息]
（*笑*）
[合唱]
我能一直对您感兴趣吗？
一定的一切？
冷漠的悲剧，无聊是犯罪
一切和一切
我能一直对您感兴趣吗？
一点点的一切？
冷漠的悲剧，无聊是犯罪
任何事物和一切，一切
以及一切和一切
一直