May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
by Sanderlei Silveira ® - 13/06/2023 - BR C
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...
[Verse 1]
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)
It's the return of the "Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Ha ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who, "Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes—
[Chorus]
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
[Verse 2]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a GRAMMY?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh!)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
[Chorus]
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
[Verse 3]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder: "How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate, I'm going, when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[Chorus]
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
[Outro]
Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up!
Mogu li dobiti vašu pažnju, molim vas?
Mogu li dobiti vašu pažnju, molim vas?
Hoće li se pravi tanka sjenoviti molim vas?
Ponavljam, hoću li pravi tanki sjenišati molim te?
Ovdje ćemo imati problem ...
[VERSE 1]
Da li se ponašate kao da nikad ranije niste vidjeli bijelu osobu
Čeljusti sve na podu kao što je Pam poput Tommyja samo pukla na vratima
I počeli su joj guzivati guzicu nego prije
Prvo su se razveli, bacali su joj namještaj (AGH!)
To je povratak "Oh, čekaj, ni na koji način šališ se
Nije rekao samo ono što mislim da jeste, zar ne? "
I dr. Dre rekao je ... ništa, idioti!
Dr Dre je mrtav, zaključan je u mom podrumu (ha ha!)
Feminističke žene vole eminem
Chicha, Chickha, Chicha, tanka sjenovita, muka sam od njega
Pogledaj ga, hodao okolo, hvataj mu da znaš - šta
Flippin 'You-znam - ko, "da, ali on je tako sladak"
Da, verovatno imam nekoliko zajebavanja u glavi
Ali ne gore od onoga što se događa u spavaćim sobama vaših roditelja
Ponekad želim da se na TV-u i samo pustim
Ali ne mogu, ali cool je za Tom Green da grba mrtvu losu
Moj je kum na usanama, moj je guzbar na usamu
A ako budem sretan, možda biste ga mogli samo poljubiti
I to je poruka koju isporučujemo malo djece
I očekujte da ne znaju šta je ženski klitoris
Naravno, oni će znati koji je odnos
Do trenutka kada su pogodili četvrti razred
Imaju kanal Discovery, zar ne?
Nismo ništa, ali sisari - pa, neki od nas, kanibali
Ko je smanjio druge ljude poput kantala
Ali ako možemo grliti mrtve životinje i antilope
Onda nema razloga da muškarac i drugi čovjek ne mogu da ugrozi
Ali ako se osjećate kao da se osjećam, imam protuotrov
Žene, mahnu vašu pantyhose, pjevaju zboru i ide-
[Chorus]
Ja sam tanka sjenovita, da, ja sam prava sjenovita
Sve što ste druge tanke sjene samo imitiraju
Dakle, nećete li pravi tanki sjenišati, ustanite
Molimo ustanite, molim vas ustanite?
Jer sam tanka sjenovita, da, ja sam prava sjenovita
Sve što ste druge tanke sjene samo imitiraju
Dakle, nećete li pravi tanki sjenišati, ustanite
Molimo ustanite, molim vas ustanite?
[VERSE 2]
Hoće li Smith ne bi morati u svojim rapsu za prodaju rekorda (nope)
Pa, znam, jebi ga i jebi se i tebe!
Misliš da sam proklet zbog grammije?
Polovina vas kritičara ne mogu čak ni u stomaku, a kamoli med
Ali vitak, šta ako pobediš, zar ne bi bilo čudno?
Zašto, tako da ste mogli lagati samo da me dovedete ovde?
Dakle, možete me sjediti ovdje pored Britney Spears?
Sranje, Christina Aguilera Bolje prebaci me stolice
Pa mogu sjediti pored Carsona Daly i Fred Durst
I čuti ih da se svađaju o kome je prvo dala glavu
Mala kučka me je pustila na eksploziju na MTV
Da, sladak je, ali mislim da je udata za Kim, hee-hee
Trebao bih preuzeti zvuk na mp3
I pokažite cijelom svijetu kako ste dali Eminem VD (AGH!)
Muka mi je od tebe djevojčice i dječačke grupe
Sve što radiš je nerviraj me, pa sam poslao ovdje da te uništim
A mi je milion baš poput mene
Ko se javljaju kao ja, koji jednostavno ne zajebavaš poput mene
Ko se oblači poput mene; hodaj, razgovaraj i ponašaj se poput mene
I samo bi mogla biti sljedeća najbolja stvar, ali ne baš ja
[Chorus]
Jer sam tanka sjenovita, da, ja sam prava sjenovita
Sve što ste druge tanke sjene samo imitiraju
Dakle, nećete li pravi tanki sjenišati, ustanite
Molimo ustanite, molim vas ustanite?
Jer sam tanka sjenovita, da, ja sam prava sjenovita
Sve što ste druge tanke sjene samo imitiraju
Dakle, nećete li pravi tanki sjenišati, ustanite
Molimo ustanite, molim vas ustanite?
[VERSE 3]
Ja sam poput putovanja na glavu da bih slušao, jer ja samo višim tebe
Stvari koje se šališ sa svojim prijateljima u vašoj živinoj sobi
Jedina razlika je što sam dobio lopte da to izgovorim ispred sebe
I ne moram biti lažan ili šećernik to uopšte
Samo se nađem na mikrofon i pljujem
I želite li to priznati, samo sranjem
Bolji od devedeset posto od vas repera može
Tada se pitate: "Kako djeca mogu pojesti ove albume poput valijuma?"
Smiješno je, jer u cijeni idem, kad budem trideset
Ja ću biti jedina osoba u nježnoj kući flert
Guljiti sestru magarca kad se javimo s Jergensom
I ja sam trzao, ali ova čitava torba viagra ne radi
A svaka osoba je tanka sjenovita vrebanje
Mogao bi raditi u Burger King-u, spirit 'na svojim luknim prstenima
Ili na parkiralištu, kruži, vrišta, "Ne daj se!"
Sa svojim prozorima i njegovom sistemu gore
Pa će se pravi sjenoviti, ustati
I stavite jedan od tih prstiju na svaku ruku?
I budite ponosni što ste izlazili iz uma i vanjsku kontrolu
I još jednom, glasno koliko možete, kako ide?
[Chorus]
Ja sam tanka sjenovita, da, ja sam prava sjenovita
Sve što ste druge tanke sjene samo imitiraju
Dakle, nećete li pravi tanki sjenišati, ustanite
Molimo ustanite, molim vas ustanite?
Jer sam tanka sjenovita, da, ja sam prava sjenovita
Sve što ste druge tanke sjene samo imitiraju
Dakle, nećete li pravi tanki sjenišati, ustanite
Molimo ustanite, molim vas ustanite?
Jer sam tanka sjenovita, da, ja sam prava sjenovita
Sve što ste druge tanke sjene samo imitiraju
Dakle, nećete li pravi tanki sjenišati, ustanite
Molimo ustanite, molim vas ustanite?
Jer sam tanka sjenovita, da, ja sam prava sjenovita
Sve što ste druge tanke sjene samo imitiraju
Dakle, nećete li pravi tanki sjenišati, ustanite
Molimo ustanite, molim vas ustanite?
[Outro]
Ha ha, pretpostavljam da je u svima nama tanka sjenovita
Jebi se, hajde da se suprotstavimo!