EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
HARRY POTTER!
VERSUS!
LUKE SKYWALKER!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
HARRY POTTER!
VERSUS!
LUKE SKYWALKER!
BEGIN!
[Harry Potter:]
Accio mic, let me fire up the wand!
Like Hermione and Ron, I’m about to get it on!
Cause my mouth spits hot like Incendio flames
You’re lukewarm like some Tauntaun remains
Even the mad eye of my man Alastor Moody
Could see your franchise only has two decent movies
Search your feelings, do you sense déjà vu?
You’re getting smoked, like your uncle Owen and aunt Beru!
Your acting’s flat and your raps are 2D too!
Bugger off to the afterlife where you’rе fat and see-through
You’re the biggest lеtdown in your series since Snoke!
It makes sense your father’s Vader. All you do is choke! (uh!)
You country bumpkin, you must be dumb!
Who farms moisture on a desert planet with two suns?
Let me stick my plans in your dusty bin droid
I’ll leave you like a horcrux. Split up and destroyed
[Luke Skywalker:] (Han Solo)
I don’t know who made you shoot first but that missed!
If I was you I'd have a bad feeling 'bout this! (ooh!)
I’m a rhyming Jedi like my father, before me
Your talking hat should’ve put you in Gryffin-dorky
Your origin story is mostly stolen from me!
You might be Potter, but Harry, I planted your seed!
Let’s see: little orphan raised by relatives in solitude
Suddenly gets taken under wing of funky wizard dude
Learns that he’s been destined to have powerful gifts
But between the two of us I think I got the cooler stick! (Swing it!)
My mic-saber cuts through you so slicey
Leave you on the floor like an arm at Mos Eisley
Hit you with the Wampa raps I get icy
Land ‘em in your face like (that’ll do nicely)
I flied an X-Wing to save a planet from massacre
You fly a broom like some kinda magical janitor
Your Dumble-dweeb Army likes to think that you’re the best
All you did was use your mom like a bullet-proof vest!
[Harry Potter:]
The death of my mother saved the wizarding race
Your mum died of heartache when she saw your face!
You swamp school dropout! You’re too whiny to rhyme
At least when I Slytherin a sister, she isn’t mine! (oooh!)
I’m the Boy Who Lived! Best seller without equal
I’ll split you like your fanbase’s feelings ‘bout the prequels!
Sequels brought you back to meet your demise
I’d say you were brilliant, but I must not tell lies
I left J.K. straight rolling in cash!
You let J.J. compact your character to trash!
So go on. Try and force more of your disses
You’re like a stormtrooper, cause all your shit misses!
[Luke Skywalker:] (R2D2)
(R2D2 noises)
That’s right R2, it does sound like he left all his fire in the goblet
(more R2D2 noises)
Haha, maybe he will get rescued by an anorexic hobbit
I think it’s pretty clear that you and I are pretty different
My drive’s hyper, your drive’s Privet!
I've got more rhymes than sand grains on Tatooine!
You couldn’t pull in the win with a tractor beam!
I crushed an Empire a galaxy large
I blew up the Death Star, you blew up Aunt Marge!
I’ll pop you where Poppy Pomfrey can’t be healing you
Unlike a great disturbance in the force, I’m not feeling you!
Death would eat you up without Hermione and luck
Because your own skills wingardium levio-suck!
You’re a dud like Dursley but worse
And I’d rather herd nerfs than have to endure your third verse!
[Harry Potter:] (The Weasleys)
Have you heard rap before? That was not dope at all
Maybe have Goldieballs show you the protocol
But I bet you’re just distracted you got a lot on your plate
On one hand: the rebellion; on the other hand: oh wait!
I roll deep and the Weasley's got my back!
(This muggle sucks more hole than the bloody Sarlacc!)
We’ll rough you up good if you try to step to Harry, mate
You’re the least intimidating twin since Mary-Kate!
I flow like butterbeer in Diagon streets!
You could find me getting fantastic on these beats!
It’s over Luke! I got the high ground advantage
I’ll close you like a map! Mischief Managed!
[Luke Skywalker:] (Yoda)
You should have Hagrid fly you home on his moped
If I wanted teenage wizardry I’d call Selena Gomez!
My attack tactics are galactically hardcore
Far more than your goofy little Scar Wars!
I learned flow with the best in the biz! (Get funky)
So of you, the end this is! (Maclunkey!)
My Jedi mind tricks put the nix on your Imperius
Twist you up like death sticks, I’m Bellatrix - dead Sirius!
No need to expelliarmus, you’re harmless in a duel
Call me the Hogwarts Express! I just took you to school!
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
EPIC RAP BITKE povijesti!
HARRY POTTER!
PROTIV!
LUKE Skywalker!
Počne!
[Harry Potter:]
Accio mic, dozvolite mi da pokrenete štap!
Kao i Hermiona i Ron, ja sam o tome da ga se!
Jer usta pljuje vruće kao Incendio plamenu
Ti si mlak kao neki tauntaun ostaci
Čak je i ludi oko mog čovjeka Alastor Moody
Da ti vidim franšiza ima samo dva pristojan filmova
Pretraga svoja osećanja, da li osjetiti déjà vu?
Ti se pušio, kao što je tvoj ujak Owen i strina Beru!
stan glumu i svoj rep su 2D previše!
Gubi se u zagrobni život, gdje you'rе masti i vidjeti-kroz
Ti si najveći lеtdown u seriji od Snoke!
Ima smisla tvog oca Vader. Sve ti je čok! (Uh!)
Možete seljak, morate biti glup!
Koji obrađuje vlage na pustom planetu sa dva sunca?
Dozvolite mi da zabijem planova u svojim prašnjavim bin droid
Ja ću vas ostaviti kao horkruks. Split i uništena
[Luke Skywalker:] (Han Solo)
Ja ne znam ko je vas prvo pucaju, ali to propustiti!
Ako sam ja ti i ja bih imao loš osjećaj 'bout ovo! (Ooh!)
Ja sam rhyming Jedi poput mog oca, pre mene
Vaš razgovor šešir Trebala sam si stavio u Gryffin-glupe
Vaš porijekla priča uglavnom ukraden od mene!
Možda ste Potter, ali Harry, posadio sam tvoje sjeme!
Da vidimo: malo siroče pokrenuo rodbine u samoći
Iznenada biva uzet pod okriljem funky čarobnjaka dude
Saznaje da je on bio predodređen da imaju jake poklone
Ali između nas dvoje, mislim da imam štap hladnjaka! (Swing to!)
Moje mic-saber rezovi kroz vas tako slicey
Vas ostaviti na podu kao ruka u Mos Eisley
Udario u Wampa rep dobijem ledenu
Zemljište ih u lice, kao (to ću lijepo)
leteo sam X-Wing spasiti planet od masakra
Vi letite metlu kao neka vrsta magične domar
Vaš Dumble-glupan vojske voli misliti da si ti najbolja
Sve što je uradio je koristiti tvoja mama kao pancir!
[Harry Potter:]
Smrt moje majke spasila čarobnjački utrke
Tvoja mama je umrla od tuge kad je vidjela svoje lice!
Možete močvara napuštanja škole! Previše si Cmizdrava rimovati
Barem kada sam Slytherin sestre, ona nije moja! (Oooh!)
Ja sam Dječak koji je živio! Najbolje prodavani bez premca
Ja ću vam podijeliti kao tvoj fanova osećanja 'bout na prequels!
Nastavaka te vratio u skladu sa Vašim smrti
Ja bih rekao da si briljantan, ali moram da kažem laži
Ostavio sam J.K. ravno valjanje u kešu!
pustiti da J.J. kompaktna svoj lik u smeće!
Tako nastavi. Pokušajte i prisiliti više vaših disses
Ti si kao jurišnika, uzrok svih vaših sranja promašaja!
[Luke Skywalker:] (R2D2)
(R2D2 šumovi)
Tako je R2, to zvuči kao da je ostavio sve svoje vatre u pehar
(Više R2D2 zvuci)
Haha, možda će se spasili od strane anoreksična hobit
Mislim da je prilično jasno da ti i ja smo prilično različiti
hyper mog diska, Privet vašeg diska!
Imam više rime nego zrna peska na Tatooine!
Nisi mogao povući u pobjedi s traktorom zrak!
Ja slomiti carstva galaksije veliki
uprskao sam se na Death Star, vi razneo teta Marge!
Ja ću ti pop gdje Poppy Pomfri ne mogu biti ti healing
Za razliku od velikih poremećaja u snazi, ja ne osjećaš!
Smrt bi te pojesti bez Hermione i sreće
Jer vaše vještine wingardium levio-suck!
Ti si ćorak kao Dursley ali lošiji
I ja bih radije stada Nerfs nego da bi duže treći stih!
[Harry Potter:] (The Weasleys)
Da li ste čuli rap ranije? To nije bilo droge na sve
Možda imaju Goldieballs vam pokazati protokol
Ali kladim se da samo rastrojena imaš puno na tanjiru
S jedne strane: pobuna; s druge strane: oh čekaj!
Bacam se duboko i Weasley ima moja leđa!
(Ovaj Muggle sranje više rupa nego krvavi Sarlacc!)
Mi ćemo grubo te dobro ako pokušate da korak Harry, mate
Ti si najmanje zastrašujuće twin od Mary-Kate!
I teče kao Butterbeer u Dijagon ulicama!
Moglo bi se naći da dobijem fantastično na ovim otkucaja!
Gotovo je Luk! Dobio sam u visokom prizemlju prednost
Ja ću ti zatvoriti kao mapa! Mischief Managed!
[Luke Skywalker:] (Yoda)
Trebalo bi da imate Hagrid letite kući na njegovom mopeda
Ako želim tinejdžerskih čarobnjaštvo ja zovem Selena Gomez!
moju taktiku napada su galakticki hardcore
Daleko od tvog Goofy malo Scar Wars!
Naučio sam protoka sa najboljima u poslu! (Get Funky)
Tako vas, na kraju je to! (Maclunkey!)
Moje Jedi um trikova stavio nix na Imperius
Twist te kao štapiće smrt, ja sam Bellatrix - mrtav Sirius!
Nema potrebe da Expelliarmus, ti si bezopasan u dvoboju
Zovite me Hogwarts Express! Upravo sam ti uzeo u školu!
[Outro]
KO JE POBIJEDIO?
KO JE SLEDEĆI?
TI ODLUCI!
EPIC RAP BITKE povijesti!