EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
HARRY POTTER!
VERSUS!
LUKE SKYWALKER!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
HARRY POTTER!
VERSUS!
LUKE SKYWALKER!
BEGIN!
[Harry Potter:]
Accio mic, let me fire up the wand!
Like Hermione and Ron, I’m about to get it on!
Cause my mouth spits hot like Incendio flames
You’re lukewarm like some Tauntaun remains
Even the mad eye of my man Alastor Moody
Could see your franchise only has two decent movies
Search your feelings, do you sense déjà vu?
You’re getting smoked, like your uncle Owen and aunt Beru!
Your acting’s flat and your raps are 2D too!
Bugger off to the afterlife where you’rе fat and see-through
You’re the biggest lеtdown in your series since Snoke!
It makes sense your father’s Vader. All you do is choke! (uh!)
You country bumpkin, you must be dumb!
Who farms moisture on a desert planet with two suns?
Let me stick my plans in your dusty bin droid
I’ll leave you like a horcrux. Split up and destroyed
[Luke Skywalker:] (Han Solo)
I don’t know who made you shoot first but that missed!
If I was you I'd have a bad feeling 'bout this! (ooh!)
I’m a rhyming Jedi like my father, before me
Your talking hat should’ve put you in Gryffin-dorky
Your origin story is mostly stolen from me!
You might be Potter, but Harry, I planted your seed!
Let’s see: little orphan raised by relatives in solitude
Suddenly gets taken under wing of funky wizard dude
Learns that he’s been destined to have powerful gifts
But between the two of us I think I got the cooler stick! (Swing it!)
My mic-saber cuts through you so slicey
Leave you on the floor like an arm at Mos Eisley
Hit you with the Wampa raps I get icy
Land ‘em in your face like (that’ll do nicely)
I flied an X-Wing to save a planet from massacre
You fly a broom like some kinda magical janitor
Your Dumble-dweeb Army likes to think that you’re the best
All you did was use your mom like a bullet-proof vest!
[Harry Potter:]
The death of my mother saved the wizarding race
Your mum died of heartache when she saw your face!
You swamp school dropout! You’re too whiny to rhyme
At least when I Slytherin a sister, she isn’t mine! (oooh!)
I’m the Boy Who Lived! Best seller without equal
I’ll split you like your fanbase’s feelings ‘bout the prequels!
Sequels brought you back to meet your demise
I’d say you were brilliant, but I must not tell lies
I left J.K. straight rolling in cash!
You let J.J. compact your character to trash!
So go on. Try and force more of your disses
You’re like a stormtrooper, cause all your shit misses!
[Luke Skywalker:] (R2D2)
(R2D2 noises)
That’s right R2, it does sound like he left all his fire in the goblet
(more R2D2 noises)
Haha, maybe he will get rescued by an anorexic hobbit
I think it’s pretty clear that you and I are pretty different
My drive’s hyper, your drive’s Privet!
I've got more rhymes than sand grains on Tatooine!
You couldn’t pull in the win with a tractor beam!
I crushed an Empire a galaxy large
I blew up the Death Star, you blew up Aunt Marge!
I’ll pop you where Poppy Pomfrey can’t be healing you
Unlike a great disturbance in the force, I’m not feeling you!
Death would eat you up without Hermione and luck
Because your own skills wingardium levio-suck!
You’re a dud like Dursley but worse
And I’d rather herd nerfs than have to endure your third verse!
[Harry Potter:] (The Weasleys)
Have you heard rap before? That was not dope at all
Maybe have Goldieballs show you the protocol
But I bet you’re just distracted you got a lot on your plate
On one hand: the rebellion; on the other hand: oh wait!
I roll deep and the Weasley's got my back!
(This muggle sucks more hole than the bloody Sarlacc!)
We’ll rough you up good if you try to step to Harry, mate
You’re the least intimidating twin since Mary-Kate!
I flow like butterbeer in Diagon streets!
You could find me getting fantastic on these beats!
It’s over Luke! I got the high ground advantage
I’ll close you like a map! Mischief Managed!
[Luke Skywalker:] (Yoda)
You should have Hagrid fly you home on his moped
If I wanted teenage wizardry I’d call Selena Gomez!
My attack tactics are galactically hardcore
Far more than your goofy little Scar Wars!
I learned flow with the best in the biz! (Get funky)
So of you, the end this is! (Maclunkey!)
My Jedi mind tricks put the nix on your Imperius
Twist you up like death sticks, I’m Bellatrix - dead Sirius!
No need to expelliarmus, you’re harmless in a duel
Call me the Hogwarts Express! I just took you to school!
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
EPIC RAP bitaka u povijesti!
HARRY POTTER!
PROTIV!
Luke Skywalker!
POČETI!
[Harry Potter:]
Accio mic, neka mi ložiti štapić!
Kao i Hermiona i Ron, ja sam oko da bi ga na!
Uzrok moja usta pljuje vruće kao Incendio plamenu
Ti si mlak poput nekih Tauntaun ostataka
Čak je i ludi oko mog čovjeka Alastor Moody
Mogao vidjeti svoju franšizu ima samo dva pristojne filmove
Traži svoje osjećaje, da li vi osjećaj deja vu?
Vi ste uzimajući pušio, kao što je vaš stric Owen i tetka Beru!
Vaše djelujući u stanu i vaši kuckanja su 2D previše!
Odjebati u zagrobni život, gdje you'rе masti i prozirnom
Ti si najveći lеtdown u svom nizu od Snoke!
To ima smisla svoga oca Vadera. Sve što trebate učiniti je prolazna! (Uh!)
Vi zemlja seljačina, morate biti glup!
Tko farme vlagu na pustinjski planet s dva sunca?
Pusti me držati svoje planove u svom prašnjavom bin droida
Ja ću vas ostaviti kao horcrux. Split i uništena
[Luke Skywalker:] (Han Solo)
Ne znam tko je napravio što pucati prvi, ali to propustila!
Ako sam ti bila bih imati loš osjećaj „bout to! (Ooh!)
Ja sam rimom Jedi poput mog oca, prije mene
Vaš govori šešir trebao sam staviti u Gryffin-dorky
Podrijetlom priča je uglavnom ukraden od mene!
Možda ćete biti Potter, ali Harry, ja zasadio vaše potomstvo!
Da vidimo: malo siroče odgojio rođacima u samoći
Odjednom dobiva uzeti pod okrilje funky čarobnjaka dude
Uči da je on bio suđeno da imaju moćne darove
Ali između nas dvojice mislim da sam dobila hladnjak štap! (Swing to!)
Moje mic-Sabre presijeca si tako slicey
Ostaviti na podu kao ruka u Mos Eisley
Hit Vam Wampa pojavu neobičnih kuckanja i dobiti ledena
Zemljište „em u lice kao što je (to će učiniti lijepo)
flied sam X-Wing spasiti planet od masakra
Vi letite metlu kao neki rod čarobni domar
Vaš Dumble-dweeb vojska voli misliti da ste najbolji
Sve što je učinio koristiti svoju mamu kao neprobojnog prsluka!
[Harry Potter:]
Smrt moje majke spasio čarobnjačkom utrku
Tvoja mama je umrla od boli u srcu kad je vidjela svoje lice!
Vi močvara prekida školovanja! Previše si whiny za pjesmica
Barem kad sam Slytherin sestra, ona nije moja! (Oooh!)
Ja sam dječak koji je živio! Najbolji prodavatelj bez premca
Ja ću vas podijeliti kao svoju bazu obožavatelja osjećaje „bout prednastavke!
Nastavci donio sigurnosnu kako bi zadovoljili vaše smrti
Rekao bih da su sjajni, ali ne smijem reći laži
Ostavio sam J. K. ravno valjanje u gotovini!
Vas J.J. kompaktan svoj lik u smeće!
Na taj način ići dalje. Pokušajte i prisiliti više svojih disses
Ti si poput stormtrooper, uzrok svih vaših sranja promaši!
[Luke Skywalker:] (R2D2)
(R2D2 zvukovi)
To je točno, R2, to zvuči kao da je napustio sve svoje požar u pehar
(više buke R2D2)
Haha, možda će se spasio anoreksične hobita
Mislim da je prilično jasno da ti i ja smo prilično različiti
Moj pogon u hiper, svoj pogon u Privet!
Imam više rime nego zrnaca pijeska na Tatooine!
Ne može se povući u pobjedi s vučnu zraku!
slomiti sam carstvo galaksija velika
digao sam se na Death Star, ti raznio teti Marge!
Ja ću ti pop gdje Poppy Pomfrey ne mogu biti ti iscjeljivanje
Za razliku od velikog poremećaja u sili, neću vam osjećaj!
Smrt će vas pojesti bez Hermione i sreće
Zbog svoje sposobnosti wingardium levio-sisati!
Ti si neuspjeh kao Dursley, ali i gore
I ja bih radije stada nerfs nego morati podnijeti svoj treći stih!
[Harry:] (The Weasleys)
Jeste li čuli za rap prije? To nije bio doping uopće
Možda imaju Goldieballs pokazati vam protokol
Ali kladim se da ste samo omesti imaš puno na vašem tanjuru
S jedne strane: pobuna; s druge strane: čekaj!
Razvaljati duboko i Weasley je dobio leđa!
(To bezjak sranje više rupa nego krvavog Sarlacc!)
Mi ćemo grubo si se dobro ako pokušate korak do Harryja, prijatelju
Ti si najmanje zastrašujuće blizanac jer Mary-Kate!
Ja potekle kao butterbeer u Diagon ulicama!
Ti bi mogao naći mene uzimajući fantastičan tih otkucaja!
To je više od Luke! Dobio sam veliku prednost od tla
Ja ću vas zatvoriti kao karta! Mischief Managed!
[Luke Skywalker:] (Yoda)
Trebali bi imati Hagrid odletjeti kući na svom mopedu
Ako sam htjela tinejdžerski čarobnjaštvo bih nazvao Selena Gomez!
Moje napada taktike su galaktički hardcore
Daleko više od glup Little ožiljak rata!
saznao sam teći s najboljima u biz! (Prvi funky)
Dakle, od vas, kraj je to! (Maclunkey!)
Moj Jedi Mind Tricks staviti Nix na svom Imperius
Twist vas poput smrti palicama, ja sam Bellatrix - mrtav Sirius!
Nema potrebe da expelliarmus, ti si bezopasan u dvoboju
Nazovite me Hogwarts Express! Samo sam vas odveo u školu!
[Završnu]
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TKO JE SLJEDEĆI?
TI ODLUČI!
EPIC RAP bitaka u povijesti!