EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
HARRY POTTER!
VERSUS!
LUKE SKYWALKER!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
HARRY POTTER!
VERSUS!
LUKE SKYWALKER!
BEGIN!
[Harry Potter:]
Accio mic, let me fire up the wand!
Like Hermione and Ron, I’m about to get it on!
Cause my mouth spits hot like Incendio flames
You’re lukewarm like some Tauntaun remains
Even the mad eye of my man Alastor Moody
Could see your franchise only has two decent movies
Search your feelings, do you sense déjà vu?
You’re getting smoked, like your uncle Owen and aunt Beru!
Your acting’s flat and your raps are 2D too!
Bugger off to the afterlife where you’rе fat and see-through
You’re the biggest lеtdown in your series since Snoke!
It makes sense your father’s Vader. All you do is choke! (uh!)
You country bumpkin, you must be dumb!
Who farms moisture on a desert planet with two suns?
Let me stick my plans in your dusty bin droid
I’ll leave you like a horcrux. Split up and destroyed
[Luke Skywalker:] (Han Solo)
I don’t know who made you shoot first but that missed!
If I was you I'd have a bad feeling 'bout this! (ooh!)
I’m a rhyming Jedi like my father, before me
Your talking hat should’ve put you in Gryffin-dorky
Your origin story is mostly stolen from me!
You might be Potter, but Harry, I planted your seed!
Let’s see: little orphan raised by relatives in solitude
Suddenly gets taken under wing of funky wizard dude
Learns that he’s been destined to have powerful gifts
But between the two of us I think I got the cooler stick! (Swing it!)
My mic-saber cuts through you so slicey
Leave you on the floor like an arm at Mos Eisley
Hit you with the Wampa raps I get icy
Land ‘em in your face like (that’ll do nicely)
I flied an X-Wing to save a planet from massacre
You fly a broom like some kinda magical janitor
Your Dumble-dweeb Army likes to think that you’re the best
All you did was use your mom like a bullet-proof vest!
[Harry Potter:]
The death of my mother saved the wizarding race
Your mum died of heartache when she saw your face!
You swamp school dropout! You’re too whiny to rhyme
At least when I Slytherin a sister, she isn’t mine! (oooh!)
I’m the Boy Who Lived! Best seller without equal
I’ll split you like your fanbase’s feelings ‘bout the prequels!
Sequels brought you back to meet your demise
I’d say you were brilliant, but I must not tell lies
I left J.K. straight rolling in cash!
You let J.J. compact your character to trash!
So go on. Try and force more of your disses
You’re like a stormtrooper, cause all your shit misses!
[Luke Skywalker:] (R2D2)
(R2D2 noises)
That’s right R2, it does sound like he left all his fire in the goblet
(more R2D2 noises)
Haha, maybe he will get rescued by an anorexic hobbit
I think it’s pretty clear that you and I are pretty different
My drive’s hyper, your drive’s Privet!
I've got more rhymes than sand grains on Tatooine!
You couldn’t pull in the win with a tractor beam!
I crushed an Empire a galaxy large
I blew up the Death Star, you blew up Aunt Marge!
I’ll pop you where Poppy Pomfrey can’t be healing you
Unlike a great disturbance in the force, I’m not feeling you!
Death would eat you up without Hermione and luck
Because your own skills wingardium levio-suck!
You’re a dud like Dursley but worse
And I’d rather herd nerfs than have to endure your third verse!
[Harry Potter:] (The Weasleys)
Have you heard rap before? That was not dope at all
Maybe have Goldieballs show you the protocol
But I bet you’re just distracted you got a lot on your plate
On one hand: the rebellion; on the other hand: oh wait!
I roll deep and the Weasley's got my back!
(This muggle sucks more hole than the bloody Sarlacc!)
We’ll rough you up good if you try to step to Harry, mate
You’re the least intimidating twin since Mary-Kate!
I flow like butterbeer in Diagon streets!
You could find me getting fantastic on these beats!
It’s over Luke! I got the high ground advantage
I’ll close you like a map! Mischief Managed!
[Luke Skywalker:] (Yoda)
You should have Hagrid fly you home on his moped
If I wanted teenage wizardry I’d call Selena Gomez!
My attack tactics are galactically hardcore
Far more than your goofy little Scar Wars!
I learned flow with the best in the biz! (Get funky)
So of you, the end this is! (Maclunkey!)
My Jedi mind tricks put the nix on your Imperius
Twist you up like death sticks, I’m Bellatrix - dead Sirius!
No need to expelliarmus, you’re harmless in a duel
Call me the Hogwarts Express! I just took you to school!
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
EPIC RAP史研究胜负的关键！
哈利·波特！
与！
卢克·天行者！
开始！
[哈利波特：]
阿乔麦克风，让我火起来的棒！
就像赫敏和罗恩，我要得到它！
因为我的嘴里吐出热像火焰熊熊火焰
你不冷不热像一些Tauntaun遗体
即使是我的男人阿拉斯托穆迪的疯眼
看得出你的特许经营只有两个像样的电影
搜索你的感情，你感觉似曾相识？
你要抽烟，喜欢你的叔叔欧文和贝鲁阿姨！
你的表演的平坦和你的斥责是2D呢！
开溜到来世，其中you'rе脂肪和透视
你最大的lеtdown以来的斯诺克系列！
这是有道理的你父亲的武士。你要做的就是呛！ （嗯！）
你乡巴佬，你一定是哑巴！
谁与两个太阳沙漠星球农场水分？
让我坚持我的计划在多尘仓机器人
我将离开你像一个魂器。分裂和销毁
[卢克：]（汉索洛）
我不知道是谁做你先开枪，但错过！
如果我是你，我就会有一种不好的预感“这回合！ （哇！）
我是一个押韵绝地像我父亲，我之前
你说话的帽子应该已经把你Gryffin，傻乎乎的
您的起源故事大多是从我被偷了！
你可能会波特，但哈利，我种的种子！
让我们来看看：小孤儿上调在孤独的亲戚
突然变得时髦的下精灵花花公子的翼采取
得知他已经注定要有强大的礼物
但是我们两个人之间，我认为我得到了冷却器棒！ （摇摆吧！）
我的话筒军刀切过你这么slicey
让你在地板上像在莫斯艾斯利手臂
打你的说唱Wampa我得到结冰
土地“时间在你的脸一样（那会很好地做）
我飞过一架X翼保存从大屠杀的行星
你飞的扫帚像有些还挺神奇的看门人
您Dumble-呆子军喜欢认为你是最好的
所有你所做的就是用你的妈妈像防弹背心！
[哈利波特：]
我母亲的死拯救了巫师的比赛
你妈妈死了心痛的时候，她看到你的脸！
你沼泽辍学！你太烦躁韵
至少当我斯莱特林一个姐姐，她是不是我的！ （哦！）
我大难不死的男孩！最佳卖家不等于
我就拆你喜欢你的粉丝群的感情“回合的前传！
续集带你回来，以满足您的灭亡
我说你是辉煌的，但我必须说假话
我离开J.K.直线滚动现金！
你让J·J压缩你的角色的垃圾！
就这么走了。尝试并迫使更多的disses的
你就像一个冲锋，造成所有你的屎错过！
[卢克：]（R2D2）
（R2D2噪音）
这是正确的R2，这听起来像他把自己所有的火在高脚杯
（更R2D2噪音）
哈哈，也许他将获得由厌食症霍比特人获救
我认为这是很清楚的，你和我是非常不同的
我的驱动器的超，你的驱动器的女贞！
我得到了比在塔图因沙粒更押韵！
你不能在赢拉带牵引光束！
我粉碎的帝国大星系
我炸毁了死星，你炸毁了玛吉姨妈！
我会弹出你在哪里罂粟庞弗雷不能治愈你
不像在力轩然大波，我不感觉你！
死亡会吃掉你没有赫敏和运气
因为你自己的技能加迪姆勒维levio，吸！
你就像德思礼，但更糟糕的哑弹
我宁愿从众nerfs不是要忍受你的第三诗句！
[哈利波特：]（该韦斯莱）
你听说过说唱？这不是涂料在所有
也许有Goldieballs告诉你的协议
但我敢打赌，你只是愣你的餐盘中有很多
一方面：叛乱;在另一方面：哦，等等！
我摇深，韦斯莱的气死我了！
（这个麻瓜吸比血腥沙拉克更多的洞！）
我们将粗略您好，如果你试图一步哈利，队友
你是因为玛丽 - 凯特至少恐吓双胞胎！
我流就像在对角街道黄油啤酒！
你可以找到我让这些节奏太棒了！
这是在卢克！我得到了制高点优势
我将关闭你喜欢的地图！恶作剧管理！
[卢克：]（尤达）
你应该有海格飞你回家对他的助力车
如果我想十几岁的魔力我会打电话给塞莱娜戈麦斯！
我的进攻战术是galactically铁杆
远远超过你的愚蠢的小疤痕大战！
我学会了在BIZ最好的流动！ （得到质朴）
所以你，这到底是！ （Maclunkey！）
我的心中绝的招数把尼克斯在你夺魂
扭动你像死枝，我贝拉特里克斯 - 死了天狼！
无需除你武器，你在决斗无害
叫我霍格沃茨特快列车！我只是把你去上学！
[OUTRO]
谁赢了？
谁是下一个？
你决定！
EPIC RAP史研究胜负的关键！