All right! Stop whatcha doin', 'cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny—but yo I'm making money, see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
All right! Stop whatcha doin', 'cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny—but yo I'm making money, see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round, I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a "umpty"
Yo ladies, oh how I like to funk thee
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat; look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from getting busy
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy, allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
I'm still getting in the girls' pants
And I even got my own dance
[Hook]
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[Verse Two]
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
That's all right cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
But ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B
All the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really being sincere
Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still getting paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Both how I'm living and my nose is large
I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
I use a word that don't mean nothing, like looptid
I sang on "Doowutchalike", and if ya missed it
I'm the one who said, "Just grab 'im in the biscuits"
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
And now I'm gonna do my dance
[Hook]
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[Breakdown]
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
[Verse Three]
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shaking and twitching kinda like I was smoking
Crazy wack funky
People say 'ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty'
That's all right cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humping, funking, jumping
Jig around, shaking ya rump
And when a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stump
Tell him step off, I'm doing the Hump
[Hook]
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doing the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
[Hook]
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
[Outro]
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
Keep on doing the Humpty Dance
And to the ladies
Peace, and Humptiness forever
好的！停止干麻乐队，因为我要毁
图像和雅用于样式
我看起来很有趣，但是哟，我赚钱，看
所以，世界哟我希望你为我准备好
现在围着，我在镇上新来的傻瓜
而且我的声音年代由地下铺设
我喝了所有的轩尼诗雅上了车雅货架
所以才让我自我介绍一下
我的名字是积重难返，着有“umpty”发音
哟女士们，哦，我多么想你临阵脱逃
而在十大所有的说唱歌手 - 请允许我向你撞
我垫脚高，你们，并就如同矮胖
你会下降，当音响追问我
我喜欢押韵，我喜欢我的节奏时髦
我是勇敢的。我喜欢我的燕麦片块状
我生病的智慧DIS，直匪帮麦克
但有时我得到可笑
我会吃了你所有的饼干和你的甘草
嘿哟胖丫头，过来 - 是亚怕痒？
是啊，我叫雅脂肪;看看我，我瘦
它从来没有停止过，从我开始忙碌起来
我是一个怪胎，我喜欢与繁荣的女孩
有一次，我忙着在汉堡王浴室
我疯了，让我惊奇你
他们说我丑，但它就是不扰我
我仍然在女孩的裤子让
我甚至有我自己的舞蹈
[钩]
该积重难返舞蹈是你的机会做驼峰
做矮胖驼峰，来吧，做驼峰积重难返
做矮胖驼峰，只是看我做的矮胖驼峰
难道你知道我在做什么，做矮胖驼峰
做矮胖驼峰，做矮胖驼峰
[诗两]
人们说“哟，矮胖，你真的很有趣看着”
没关系，因为我得到的东西乱打
雅瞪眼，雅刺眼，雅不断尝试比较我
但雅不能接近我得到
我给他们多看，并在地板上，B
所有的女孩他们崇拜我
哦，是的，女士们，我真的是真诚的
因为在69我积重难返的鼻子发痒会后雅
我的鼻子大，嗯，嗯，我不以为耻
大像咸菜，我仍然得到报酬
我得到了女士们奠定，你知道我负责
无论怎么样，我的生活和我的鼻子大
我变得愚蠢，我拍像丘比特的箭
我使用并不意味着什么字，像looptid
我唱的“Doowutchalike”，如果雅错过了
我是一个谁说，“在饼干只是抓住“IM”
也告诉过你，我喜欢咬
嗯，是的，我想这是很明显的，我也喜欢写
所有你需要做的就是给积重难返的机会
现在我该怎么办我的舞蹈
[钩]
该积重难返舞蹈是你的机会做驼峰
做矮胖驼峰，来吧，做驼峰积重难返
做矮胖驼峰，只是看我做的矮胖驼峰
难道你知道我在做什么，做矮胖驼峰
做矮胖驼峰，做矮胖驼峰
[分解]
哦，是的，这就是休息，你们都
让我听到的低音槽的一点点就在这里
哦耶！
现在，我告诉过你一点点关于我自己
让我来告诉你关于这个舞蹈一点点
这是真正的容易做到 - 检查出来
[诗三]
首先，我瘫软在一边像我的腿断了
震动和抽搐有点像我在抽烟
疯狂的怪人时髦
人们说“雅样子M.C.锤上的裂纹，矮胖”
这是所有正确的原因我的身体的运动
它应该看起来像一个配合或抽搐
任何人都可以玩这个游戏
这是我的舞蹈，你们说积重难返，驼峰是我的名字
没有两个人会做同样的
雅得下来当雅似乎是在痛苦中
驼峰，funking，跳跃
夹具左右晃动，臀部雅
而当斗斗嚼点朋克像一个树桩手指
告诉他走下，我做的驼峰
[钩]
该积重难返舞蹈是你的机会做驼峰
做矮胖驼峰，来吧，做驼峰积重难返
做矮胖驼峰，只是看我做的矮胖驼峰
难道你知道我在做什么，做矮胖驼峰
做矮胖驼峰，做矮胖驼峰
黑种人，做矮胖驼峰，做矮胖驼峰
白人，做矮胖驼峰，做矮胖驼峰
波多黎各人，做矮胖驼峰，只是继续做驼峰
萨摩亚人，做矮胖驼峰，做矮胖驼峰
让我们stoopid！
[钩]
该积重难返舞蹈是你的机会做驼峰
做矮胖驼峰，来吧，做驼峰积重难返
做矮胖驼峰，只是看我做的矮胖驼峰
难道你知道我在做什么，做矮胖驼峰
做矮胖驼峰，做矮胖驼峰
哦，是的，来吧，把它分解
[OUTRO]
再次，地铁是在家里
我想送一个喊出来给全世界
继续做好矮胖舞
而到了淑女
和平，永远Humptiness