All right! Stop whatcha doin', 'cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny—but yo I'm making money, see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
All right! Stop whatcha doin', 'cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny—but yo I'm making money, see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round, I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a "umpty"
Yo ladies, oh how I like to funk thee
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat; look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from getting busy
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy, allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
I'm still getting in the girls' pants
And I even got my own dance
[Hook]
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[Verse Two]
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
That's all right cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
But ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B
All the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really being sincere
Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still getting paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Both how I'm living and my nose is large
I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
I use a word that don't mean nothing, like looptid
I sang on "Doowutchalike", and if ya missed it
I'm the one who said, "Just grab 'im in the biscuits"
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
And now I'm gonna do my dance
[Hook]
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[Breakdown]
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
[Verse Three]
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shaking and twitching kinda like I was smoking
Crazy wack funky
People say 'ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty'
That's all right cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humping, funking, jumping
Jig around, shaking ya rump
And when a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stump
Tell him step off, I'm doing the Hump
[Hook]
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doing the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
[Hook]
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
[Outro]
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
Keep on doing the Humpty Dance
And to the ladies
Peace, and Humptiness forever
V redu! Stop whatcha delaš, ker sem tik pred propadom
Podoba in slog, ki ya uporablja za
Gledam smešno, ampak yo sem, da bi denar, si oglejte
Torej yo sveta Upam, da ste pripravljeni za mene
Zdaj zbiramo krog, sem nov bedak v mestu
In moj zvok se določi Underground
Pijem ves Hennessy ya je dobil na ya polici
Torej, naj vam predstavim
Moje ime je Humpty, izgovarja s "umpty"
Yo dame, oh, kako rad funk tebi
In vsi raperji v prvo deseterico - dovolite mi, da bula te
Sem Steppin "visok, y'all, in tako kot vso polomijo
Boš padla, ko me je stereo črpalke
Všeč mi je, da rima, jaz kot moja utripov Funky
Sem Ognja. Rad imam ovsene vozličasti
Sem bolnih wit dis, naravnost gangsta Mack
Ampak včasih sem dobil smešno
Bom pojedel vse krekerje in vaš lakrice
Ej yo maščobe dekle, c'mere - so ya Občutljivo?
Ja, sem poklical ya maščobe; poglej me, da sem suh
To me ni nikoli prenehal dobili zaseden
Jaz sem čudakinja, mi je všeč dekleta z boom
ko sem zaposlen v Burger King kopalnico
Jaz sem nor, mi dovolite, da se presenetiti te
Pravijo, da sem grda, ampak to pač ni me faze
Jaz sem še vedno v hlačah deklet
In sem tudi dobil svoj ples
[Hook]
Humpty Ples je vaša priložnost, da to grbo
Ali Humpty grba, pridi in naredite Humpty grbinami
Ali Humpty grba, samo gledal me storiti Humpty grbinami
Ali veš, kaj delam, delaš Humpty grba
Ali Humpty grba, naredite Humpty grba
[Verz Dva]
Ljudje pravijo "Yo, Humpty, ste res smešno gledam"
To je vse v redu, ker sem dobil stvari cookin "
Ya stare, ya bleščanje, ya nenehno poskušali me primerjate
Ampak ya ne more priti blizu mene
Sem dal 'em več, glejte, in na tleh, B
Vsa dekleta so obožujejo me
Oh ja, dame, sem res biti iskren
Vzrok v 69 moj Humpty nos bo žgečkanja ya zadaj
Moj nos je velik, uh-uh me ni sram
Big kot škripcih, sem še vedno pridobivanje plačan
Dobim jih po gospe, veš, da sem zadolžen
Oba, kako živim in moj nos je velik
Dobim neumen, sem ustrelil puščico kot Kupid
Uporabim besedo, ki ne pomenijo nič, kot looptid
Sem pel o "Doowutchalike", in če ya ga zamudili
Jaz sem tisti, ki je rekel: "Samo zgrabi 'im v piškotov"
ya je povedal tudi, da mi je všeč, da ugriz
No, ja, mislim, da je očitno, tudi jaz želel napisati
Vse ya moral storiti, je dal Humpty priložnost
In zdaj bom naredil moj ples
[Hook]
Humpty Ples je vaša priložnost, da to grbo
Ali Humpty grba, pridi in naredite Humpty grbinami
Ali Humpty grba, samo gledal me storiti Humpty grbinami
Ali veš, kaj delam, delaš Humpty grba
Ali Humpty grba, naredite Humpty grba
[Zlomiti se]
Oh, ja, da je odmor, y'all
Naj slišim malo te bas utor tukaj
Oh, ja!
Zdaj, ko sem rekel, ya malo o sebi
Naj povem, ya malo o tem plesu
To je zelo enostavno narediti - check it out
[Verz Tri]
Najprej sem mehak na strani, kot je bila moja noga razdeljena
Tresenje in trzanje nekako, kot sem kaditi
Crazy wack funky
Ljudje pravijo, da "ya izgledal M.C. Hammer na razpoke, Humpty "
To je vse v redu, ker moje telo je v gibanju
To naj bi izgledal napadu ali krči
Vsakdo lahko igra to igro
To je moj ples, y'all, Humpty grbinami je moje ime
Niti dve osebi to bo naredil enako
Ya dobil dol, ko ya zdi, da je v bolečinah
Ranžiranja, funking, skakanje
Jig okoli, tresenje ya križ
In ko je doo-doo Balvan punk kaže s prstom, kot štor
Povejte mu sestopajo, delam grbine
[Hook]
Humpty Ples je vaša priložnost, da to grbo
Ali Humpty grba, pridi in naredite Humpty grbinami
Ali Humpty grba, samo gledal me storiti Humpty grbinami
Ali veš, kaj delam, delaš Humpty grba
Ali Humpty grba, naredite Humpty grba
Črnci, naredite Humpty grba, naredite Humpty grbinami
Belci, naredite Humpty grba, naredite Humpty grbinami
Puerto Ricans, naredite Humpty grba, samo ne o tem na grbo
Samoans, naredite Humpty grba, naredite Humpty grba
Pojdimo stoopid!
[Hook]
Humpty Ples je vaša priložnost, da to grbo
Ali Humpty grba, pridi in naredite Humpty grbinami
Ali Humpty grba, samo gledal me storiti Humpty grbinami
Ali veš, kaj delam, delaš Humpty grba
Ali Humpty grba, naredite Humpty grba
Oh, ja, pridi in ga razčleniti
[Outro]
Še enkrat, Underground je v hiši
Želel bi poslali krik ven po vsem svetu
Naj na tem, da Humpty Dance
In dame
Mir in Humptiness vedno