All right! Stop whatcha doin', 'cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny—but yo I'm making money, see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
All right! Stop whatcha doin', 'cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny—but yo I'm making money, see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round, I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a "umpty"
Yo ladies, oh how I like to funk thee
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat; look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from getting busy
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy, allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
I'm still getting in the girls' pants
And I even got my own dance
[Hook]
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[Verse Two]
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
That's all right cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
But ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B
All the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really being sincere
Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still getting paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Both how I'm living and my nose is large
I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
I use a word that don't mean nothing, like looptid
I sang on "Doowutchalike", and if ya missed it
I'm the one who said, "Just grab 'im in the biscuits"
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
And now I'm gonna do my dance
[Hook]
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[Breakdown]
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
[Verse Three]
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shaking and twitching kinda like I was smoking
Crazy wack funky
People say 'ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty'
That's all right cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humping, funking, jumping
Jig around, shaking ya rump
And when a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stump
Tell him step off, I'm doing the Hump
[Hook]
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doing the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
[Hook]
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
[Outro]
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
Keep on doing the Humpty Dance
And to the ladies
Peace, and Humptiness forever
U redu! Stop Šta radiš ', jer sam o tome da propast
Slike i stil koji ya nekada
Gledam smiješno ali yo ja zarađivati, pogledajte
Tako yo svijetu Nadam se da si spremna za mene
Se okupljaju oko, ja sam nova budala u gradu
I moj zvuk je propisuje Underground
Pijem sve Hennessy ya dobio na polici
Dakle, samo me pusti da se predstavim
Moje ime je Humpty, izgovara sa "umpty"
Yo dame, oh kako volim da funk te
I svi reperi u prvih deset - dozvolite mi da bump tebi
Ja sam Steppin 'visok, svi, i baš kao Humpty Dumpty
Ti ćeš pasti kad mi je stereo pumpe
Volim da rimuju, ja kao moj otkucaja funky
Ja sam hrabar. Volim svoje zobene pahuljice kvrgave
Muka mi je pamet dis, ravno gangsta Mack
Ali ponekad se smiješno
Ja ću pojesti sve svoje krekere i vaša sladića
Ej, ti debela djevojka, Dori - su ya golicljiv?
Da, zvao sam te masti; gledaj me, ja sam mršava
To me nije spriječilo da zauzet
Ja sam nakaza, volim devojke sa bum
Jednom sam dobio zauzet u Burger King kupatilo
Ja sam lud, dozvolite mi da zadivi te
Kažu da sam ružna ali jednostavno me ne faze
Ja i dalje dobiti u pantalonama djevojke '
A ja čak imam svoju ples
[Hook]
Humpty Dance je vaša šansa da se uradi grbu
Da li Humpty grba, hajde i učiniti Humpty Hump
Da li Humpty grba, samo gledati mene da Humpty Hump
Da znaš šta radim, radim Humpty Hump
Da li Humpty grba, učinite Humpty Hump
[Verse Two]
Ljudi kažu "Yo, Humpty, ti stvarno smiješno gledate"
To je u redu jer sam se stvari kuva
Ya stare, ya odsjaja, ya stalno pokušavaju da me usporedbu
Ali ya ne mogu dobiti u mojoj blizini
Dajem ih više, vidim, a na podu, B
Sve devojke su me obožavaju
Oh, da, dame, stvarno sam iskren
Jer u 69 mom Humpty nos će zagolicati ya zadnje
Moj nos je velika, uh-uh Ne stidim
Big kao krastavac, ja i dalje biti plaćen
Ja se postavio dame, znaš da sam zadužen
Oba kako živim i nos je velik
Ja se glup, pucam strelicom kao Cupid
Ja koristim riječ to ne znači ništa, kao looptid
pjevao sam na "Doowutchalike", a ako ya propustili
Ja sam taj koji je rekao: "Samo grab 'im u keksa"
Također ya rekao da volim da bite
Pa, da, mislim da je to očigledno, i ja kao da pišem
Svi ya morao učiniti je dati Humpty šansu
I sad cu da radim svoj ples
[Hook]
Humpty Dance je vaša šansa da se uradi grbu
Da li Humpty grba, hajde i učiniti Humpty Hump
Da li Humpty grba, samo gledati mene da Humpty Hump
Da znaš šta radim, radim Humpty Hump
Da li Humpty grba, učinite Humpty Hump
[Slom]
Oh, da, to je pauza, svi
Da čujem malo da bas groove ovde
Oh, da!
Sada kada sam ti rekao nešto o sebi
Dozvolite mi da kažem nešto o ovom plesu
To je stvarno lako napraviti - check it out
[Verse Three]
Prvo sam šepati sa strane, kao da mi je noga slomljena
Trese i trzaju nekako kao da je pušio
Crazy wack funky
Ljudi kažu 'ya izgledati član savjeta Čekić na crack, Humpty '
To je u redu jer moje tijelo je u pokretu
Trebalo bi da izgleda kao napad ili konvulzije
Svako može igrati ovu igru
Ovo je moj ples, svi, Humpty grba je moje ime
No dvoje ljudi će učiniti isto
Ya sam ga kada ya Čini se da u boli
Trpanja, funking, skakanje
Jig oko, trese ya krnje
A kada doo-doo budala punk upire prstom kao panj
Reci mu odstupi, radim Hump
[Hook]
Humpty Dance je vaša šansa da se uradi grbu
Da li Humpty grba, hajde i učiniti Humpty Hump
Da li Humpty grba, samo gledati mene da Humpty Hump
Da znaš šta radim, radim Humpty Hump
Da li Humpty grba, učinite Humpty Hump
Crnci, uradite Humpty grba, učinite Humpty Hump
Belci, uradite Humpty grba, učinite Humpty Hump
Portorikanci, uradite Humpty grba, samo nastavite raditi na grbu
Samoanci, uradite Humpty grba, učinite Humpty Hump
Hajdemo Stoopid!
[Hook]
Humpty Dance je vaša šansa da se uradi grbu
Da li Humpty grba, hajde i učiniti Humpty Hump
Da li Humpty grba, samo gledati mene da Humpty Hump
Da znaš šta radim, radim Humpty Hump
Da li Humpty grba, učinite Humpty Hump
Oh, da, hajde i slomiti ga
[Outro]
Još jednom, Underground je u kući
Voleo bih pozdraviti se na cijeli svijet
Držati na radi Humpty Dance
I dame
Mir, i Humptiness zauvijek