All right! Stop whatcha doin', 'cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny—but yo I'm making money, see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
All right! Stop whatcha doin', 'cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny—but yo I'm making money, see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round, I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a "umpty"
Yo ladies, oh how I like to funk thee
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat; look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from getting busy
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy, allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
I'm still getting in the girls' pants
And I even got my own dance
[Hook]
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[Verse Two]
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
That's all right cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
But ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B
All the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really being sincere
Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still getting paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Both how I'm living and my nose is large
I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
I use a word that don't mean nothing, like looptid
I sang on "Doowutchalike", and if ya missed it
I'm the one who said, "Just grab 'im in the biscuits"
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
And now I'm gonna do my dance
[Hook]
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[Breakdown]
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
[Verse Three]
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shaking and twitching kinda like I was smoking
Crazy wack funky
People say 'ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty'
That's all right cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humping, funking, jumping
Jig around, shaking ya rump
And when a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stump
Tell him step off, I'm doing the Hump
[Hook]
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doing the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
[Hook]
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
[Outro]
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
Keep on doing the Humpty Dance
And to the ladies
Peace, and Humptiness forever
U redu! Zaustavljanje Whatcha radiš, jer sam o propasti
Slika i stil koji ya koristi za
Gledam smiješno-a jo sam zarađivati novac, vidi
Tako yo svijetu Nadam se da ste spremni za mene
Sada okupljaju, ja sam nova budala u gradu
I moj zvuk se propisuje Underground
Pijem svu Hennessy ya dobio na ya polici
Dakle, samo neka mi se predstavim
Moje ime je Humpty, izgovara s „umpty”
Yo dame, oh kako volim funk ti
I svi reperi u prvih deset - dopustite mi da čekić te
Ja sam steppin' visok, svi vi, i baš kao Humpty Dumpty
Ti ćeš pasti kad su me stereo pumpa
Volim pjesmica, ja kao moj otkucaja funky
Ja sam hrabar. Sviđa mi zobene pahuljice kvrgava
Ja sam bolesna pamet DIS, ravno gangsta Mack
No, ponekad se smiješno
Ja ću pojesti sve svoje krekere i svoj slatki
Hej yo debela djevojka, c'mere - su ya škakljiv?
Da, nazvao sam ya masti; pogledaj me, ja sam mršava
Nikada me zaustavio od dobivanja posla
Ja sam nakaza, Volim cure s bum
Jednom sam dobio zauzet u Burger King kupaonici
Ja sam luda, dopustite mi da iznenaditi te
Kažu da sam ružna ali jednostavno me ne zbunjivati
Ja sam još uvijek uzimajući u hlačama djevojaka
I ja sam čak i dobio svoju ples
[Kuka]
Humpty Ples je prilika za napraviti grba
Da li Humpty grba, hajde i učiniti Humpty grba
Da li Humpty grba, samo gledati me učiniti Humpty grba
Ya znam što radim, radi Humpty grba
Da li Humpty grba, napraviti Humpty grba
[Redak dva]
Ljudi kažu: „Ej, Humpty, ti si stvarno smiješno gledao”
To je u redu jer sam se stvari Cookin'
Ya pogled, ya odraza, ya stalno pokušavaju da me usporedbu
No ya ne mogu dobiti kod mene
Dajem „em više vidjeti, a na katu, B
Sve cure su me obožavaju
O da, dame, ja sam stvarno bio iskren
Uzrok je u 69 moj Humpty nos će golicati ya straga
Moj nos je velik, uh-uh ja ne stidim
Big kao nestašno dijete, ja sam još uvijek uzimajući plaćeni
Ja bi postavio dame, ya know Ja sam zadužen
I kako ja živim i moj nos je velik
Sam se glupo, ja strijele kao Cupid
Koristim riječ koja ne znače ništa, kao looptid
pjevala sam na „Doowutchalike”, a ako ya propustili
Ja sam onaj koji je rekao: „Samo zgrabite„im u keksa”
Također ya rekao da volim gristi
Pa, da, mislim da je očito, i ja bih pisati
Sve ya morao učiniti bilo je dati Humpty priliku
A sada ću raditi svoj ples
[Kuka]
Humpty Ples je prilika za napraviti grba
Da li Humpty grba, hajde i učiniti Humpty grba
Da li Humpty grba, samo gledati me učiniti Humpty grba
Ya znam što radim, radi Humpty grba
Da li Humpty grba, napraviti Humpty grba
[Kvar]
Oh, da, to je pauza, svi vi
Dopustite mi da čujem malo taj bass groove ovdje
O da!
Sada kada sam rekao ya malo o sebi
Dopustite mi da kažem ya malo o ovom plesu
To je pravi lako učiniti - check it out
[Redak Tri]
Prvo sam šepati na stranu kao što je moja noga bila slomljena
Trese i trza nekako kao da sam pušiti
Ludi Wack funky
Ljudi kažu „ya izgledati glavni komandant Čekić na cracku, Humpty”
To je u redu uzrok moje tijelo u pokretu
To bi trebao izgledati fit ili konvulzije
Svatko može igrati ovu igru
Ovo je moj ples, svi vi, Humpty grba mi je ime
Nema dvoje ljudi će to učiniti isto
Ya ga je dobio dolje kada ya Čini se da u boli
Seksati, funking, skakanje
Jig okolo, tresti ya stražnjica
A kada je doo-doo balvan punk upire prstom poput panja
Reci mu sići, radim grba
[Kuka]
Humpty Ples je prilika za napraviti grba
Da li Humpty grba, hajde i učiniti Humpty grba
Da li Humpty grba, samo gledati me učiniti Humpty grba
Ya znam što radim, radi Humpty grba
Da li Humpty grba, napraviti Humpty grba
Crnci, učinite Humpty grba, učinite Humpty grba
Bijelci, učinite Humpty grba, učinite Humpty grba
Puerto Ricans, učinite Humpty grba, samo nastaviti raditi na grbu
Samoanci, učinite Humpty grba, napraviti Humpty grba
Idemo stoopid!
[Kuka]
Humpty Ples je prilika za napraviti grba
Da li Humpty grba, hajde i učiniti Humpty grba
Da li Humpty grba, samo gledati me učiniti Humpty grba
Ya znam što radim, radi Humpty grba
Da li Humpty grba, napraviti Humpty grba
Oh, da, hajde i to break down
[Završnu]
Još jednom, Underground u kući
Htio bih poslati kriknuti da cijeli svijet
Imajte na događaj Humpty Dance
I dame
Mir i Humptiness zauvijek