Tiny Meat Gang | We packin' diamond pistols
Uh, baby, get low 'cause I already am
Staring through her skirt like I'm Superman
My hair add an inch, your boy Dapper Dan
Tiny Meat Gang | We packin' diamond pistols
Uh, baby, get low 'cause I already am
Staring through her skirt like I'm Superman
My hair add an inch, your boy Dapper Dan
I always look fit, I ain't gotta cram
Cut shorty off 'cause I'm short term
Controllin' my joystick, now it's your turn (Bitch)
I don't listen to her chirp, bro, that's your bird
Dudes bent out of shape 'cause they got curved
I could suck a titty while I'm standing up (woo)
Don't ever fucking tell me I ain't man enough (Little bitch)
Standing 5'8", voice 6'5" (Ooh)
Your whole whip cracking 'cause we're short guys
[Chorus: blackbear]
Hey-ey-ey, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid
On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
Short king, mama, ayy
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
Short king, mama, ayy
Ain't no "must be this tall to ride"
I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
Short king, mama, ayy, shorty
[Verse 2: Cody Ko]
All my shirt tags say XM (Extra)
Got girls saying I'm they best friend (Ah)
Pants not cuffed, they just hemmed
She all in my hotspot 'cause she tetherin'
Still stand tall, I don't need height
Usin' all my words, I ain't gotta fight (Bitch)
The glove only comes off at night
Give my shirt to her, bet it fit right
Stuntin' in my platform shoes (Yeah)
I serenade, you just built like a flute
In the airport lounge, sippin' free booze
In economy, still got leg room (Hahahaha)
[Chorus: blackbear]
Hey-ey-ey, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid
On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
Short king, mama, ayy
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
Short king, mama, ayy
Ain't no "must be this tall to ride"
I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty
Short king, mama, ayy, shorty
[Outro Skit: Cody Ko and Noel Miller]
Welcome back to Short Kings Radio, now we're gonna hear from one of our listeners
Caller Number Five, you are on the air
Yo, I just wanna give a big shout out to TMG
Uh, that new shit, uh
Mhm
That shit got me laid
I'm 5'2" and, like, I've never had a song empower me as a Short King
Haha, okay
So I just wanna say, thank you TMG, thank you blackbear for getting me, uh, fucking laid dude
Uh, it was sick, dude, thank you
Thank you so much
Haha, well that's great to hear, caller, glad you got your dick wet
Next up, Halsey
Mi packin' dijamant pištolje
Uh, beba, dobiti niska jer sam već jesam
Zureći kroz suknju kao da sam Superman
Moja kosa dodati inča, vaš dječak Elegantni Dan
Uvijek gledam stane, ja ne moram strpati
Cut shorty off jer sam kratkoročni
Controllin' moj joystick, sada je vaš red (kuja)
Ne slušati njezine pištanje, braco, to je tvoj ptica
Dudes savijena izvan forme jer su dobili zakrivljeno
Mogao sam sisati titty dok stojim gore (zaprositi)
Nemojte nikada jebeno Reci mi da nije dovoljno muškarac (Mala kuja)
Stojeći 5'8" , glas 6'5" (Ooh)
Vaš cijeli bič pucanja jer smo kratke dečki
[Hor: blackbear]
Hej-ey-ey, ja sam 5 stopala nešto, ali moji računi sve plaćeno
Na mojim Tippy-Prsti iz L. A. u zaljevu
Ide off duboke kraju, odmarati u plićaku
Ne morate petama, djevojka, samo donijeti ručnik
Ja sam pet noga nešto i ja sam Royalty
Kratki kralj, mama, ayy
Ja sam pet noga nešto i ja sam Royalty
Kratki kralj, mama, ayy
Nije ni „mora biti taj visoki na vožnju”
Ja sam zabavna veličine, super lijep momak
Ja sam pet noga nešto i ja sam Royalty
Kratki kralj, mama, ayy, shorty
[Redak 2: Ko Cody]
Sve moje košulje oznake kažu XM (Extra)
Imaš djevojke govoreći: ja sam im najbolji prijatelj (Ah)
Hlače nisu vezane lisicama, oni samo opkoljena
sve što je u mojoj hotspot „jer ona tetherin”
Ipak stajati visok, ne trebam visinu
Uporaba sve riječi moje, ja se ne moram boriti (kuja)
Rukavica dolazi samo od noću
Dajte mi košulju s njom, kladiti se uklapa
Stuntin' u mojim cipele s platformom (Da)
Ja serenada, samo izgrađen poput frule
U čekaonici zračne luke, sippin' besplatno piće
U ekonomiji, ipak je dobio nogu sobu (hahahaha)
[Hor: blackbear]
Hej-ey-ey, ja sam 5 stopala nešto, ali moji računi sve plaćeno
Na mojim Tippy-Prsti iz L. A. u zaljevu
Ide off duboke kraju, odmarati u plićaku
Ne morate petama, djevojka, samo donijeti ručnik
Ja sam pet noga nešto i ja sam Royalty
Kratki kralj, mama, ayy
Ja sam pet noga nešto i ja sam Royalty
Kratki kralj, mama, ayy
Nije ni „mora biti taj visoki na vožnju”
Ja sam zabavna veličine, super lijep momak
Ja sam pet noga nešto i ja sam Royalty
Kratki kralj, mama, ayy, shorty
[Završnu Skit: Cody Ko i Noel Miller]
Dobro došli natrag u uži Kings Radio, sada ćemo čuti od jednog od naših slušatelja
Pozivatelja broj pet, vi ste na zraku
Hej, ja samo želim dati veliki kriknuti da TMG
Uh, da je nova sranje, uh
mhm
To sranje je dobio mene položio
Ja sam 5'2" i, kao, nikad nisam imao pjesmu Daj mi snagu kao kratki kralja
Haha, ok
Pa ja samo želim reći hvala TMG, hvala ti blackbear za dobivanje me, uh, jebote položio dude
Uh, to je bolestan, čovječe, hvala
Puno ti hvala
Haha, pa to je sjajno čuti, pozivatelj, drago što je dobio svoj kurac Wet
Zatim se, Halsey