Night 1:
Phone Guy "Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grownups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Night 1:
Phone Guy "Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grownups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. IIt's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll pr they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.
YYeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night."
Night 2:
Phone Guy "Uhh, Hello? Hello? Uh, well, if you're hearing this and you made it to day two, uh, congrats! II won't talk quite as long this time since Freddy and his friends tend to become more active as the week progresses. Uhh, it might be a good idea to peek at those cameras while I talk just to make sure everyone's in their proper place. You know...
Uh... Interestingly enough, Freddy himself doesn't come off stage very often. I heard he becomes a lot more active in the dark though, so, hey, I guess that's one more reason not to run out of power, right? II also want to emphasize the importance of using your door lights. There are blind spots in your camera views, and those blind spots happen to be right outside of your doors. So ifif you can’t find something, or someone, on your cameras, be sure to check the door lights. Uh, you might only have a few seconds to react... Uh, not that you would be in any danger, of course. I'm not implying that. Also, check on the curtain in Pirate Cove from time to time. The character in there seems unique in that he becomes more active if the cameras remain off for long periods of time. I guess he doesn't like being watched. I don't know. Anyway, I'm sure you have everything under control! Uh, talk to you soon."
Night 3:
Phone Guy "Hello, hello? Hey you're doing great! Most people don’t last this long. I mean, you know, they usually move on to other things by now. I'm not implying that they died. Thththat’s not what I meant. Uh, anyway I better not take up too much of your time. Things start getting real tonight.
Uh... Hey, listen, I had an idea: if you happen to get caught and want to avoid getting stuffed into a Freddy suit, uhh, try playing dead! You know, go limp. Then there's a chance that, uh, maybe they’ll think that you're an empty costume instead. Then again if they think you're an empty costume, they might try to... stuff a metal skeleton into you. I wonder how that would work. Yeah, never mind, scratch that. It's best just not to get caught.
Um... Ok, I'll leave you to it. See you on the flip side!"
Night 4:
Phone Guy Hello, hello? Hey! Hey, wow, day 4. I knew you could do it.
Uh, hey, listen, I may not be around to send you a message tomorrow. *banging* It'sIt's been a bad night here for me. Um, II'm kinda glad that I recorded my messages for you *clears throat* uh, when I did.
Uh, hey, do me a favor. *banging* Maybe sometime, uh, you could check inside those suits in the back room? *banging* I'm gonna to try to hold out until someone checks. Maybe it won’t be so bad. *bang bang* Uh, IIII always wondered what was in all those empty heads back there. *chime plays*.
You know...*deep moan* oh, no *noises followed by a loud screech and static*
Night 5:
Note: The phone call from Night Five is not actually spoken by Phone Guy. It's more likely one of the animatronics in a deep, garbled, demonicsounding voice. When the audio clip is played backwards and some postprocessing applied, it is rendered into a difficult to understand, and hard to translate, garble.
While numerous possible fan translations exist, a more recent speculation is that the call is in fact an excerpt from the book Autobiography of a Yogi by Paramhansa Yogananda. It has not been confirmed, however, and is simply speculated because of the frequent matches in handtranslated phrases that most translators of the call have found. The complete passage speculated to be in the call is as follows:
(Omitted: Sir,) it is lamentable that mass agricultural development is (omitted: not) speeded by fuller use of your marvelous mechanisms. Would it not be easily possible to employ some of them in quick laboratory experiments to indicate the influence of various types of fertilizers on plant growth?
You are right. Countless uses (omitted: of Bose instruments) will be made by future gener (omitted: ations. The scientist) seldom knows contemporaneous (omitted: reward; it is enough to possess) the joy of creative (omitted: service.)
— Excerpt from Autobiography of a Yogi by Paramhansa Yogananda
All of this comes from the game Five Night at Freddy's made by game developer, Scott Cawthon, and the Five Nights at Freddy's Wiki.
Nat 1:
Telefon Guy "Hej, hej? Uh, jeg ønskede at optage en besked for dig at hjælpe dig med at blive bosat ind på din første nat. Um, jeg arbejdede faktisk på kontoret før dig. Jeg er færdig med min sidste uge nu, som Et kendsgerning. Så jeg ved, at det kan være lidt overvældende, men jeg er her for at fortælle dig, at der ikke er noget at bekymre sig om. Uh, du vil gøre det fint. Så lad os bare fokusere på at få dig igennem din første uge . Okay?
Uh, lad os se, først er der en introduktionshilsen fra virksomheden, som jeg skal læse. Uh, det er lidt af en juridisk ting, du ved det. Um, "Velkommen til Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Et magisk sted for både børn og voksne, hvor fantasi og sjov kommer til liv. Fazbear Entertainment er ikke ansvarlig for skade på ejendom eller person. Ved at opdage, at der er sket skade eller død, er der sket en savnet person Rapporten vil blive indleveret inden for 90 dage, eller som snart er ejendom og lokaler blevet grundigt rengjort og bleget, og tæpperne er blevet udskiftet. "
Blah blah blah, nu det kan lyde dårligt, jeg ved, men der er virkelig intet at bekymre sig om. Uh, de animatroniske tegn her får lidt quirky om natten, men gør jeg bebrejder dem? Nej. Hvis jeg blev tvunget til at synge de samme dumme sange i tyve år, og jeg fik aldrig et bad? Jeg ville nok være lidt irritabel om natten også. Så husk, disse tegn har et særligt sted i børns hjerter, og vi skal vise dem lidt respekt, ikke? Okay.
Så bare vær opmærksom på, tegnene har tendens til at vandre lidt. Uh, de er tilbage i en slags fri roaming-tilstand om natten. Uh ... noget om deres servos låsning, hvis de bliver slukket for længe. Uh, de plejede at få lov til at gå rundt om dagen også. Men så var der bidet af '87. Ja. IIT er fantastisk, at menneskekroppen kan leve uden frontallobe, ved du det?
Uh, nu om din sikkerhed, den eneste virkelige risiko for dig som en natvagt her, hvis nogen, er det faktum, at disse tegn, uh, hvis de tilfældigvis ser dig efter timer, vil det sandsynligvis ikke genkende dig som en person. De vil pre de vil sandsynligvis se dig som en metal endoskeleton uden dets kostume på. Nu siden det er imod reglerne her på Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, vil de sandsynligvis forsøge at ... kraftigt stuff dig inde i en Freddy Fazbear Suit. Um, det ville ikke være så slemt, hvis dragterne selv ikke var fyldt med crossbeams, ledninger og animatroniske enheder, især omkring ansigtsområdet. Så du kunne forestille dig, hvordan du har hovedet kraftigt presset inde i en af dem, der kunne forårsage lidt ubehag ... og døden. Uh, de eneste dele af jer, der sandsynligvis ville se dagens lys igen ville være dine øjenkugler og tænder, når de springer ud af masken, heh.
YYeah, de fortæller dig ikke disse ting, når du tilmelder dig. Men hej, første dag skulle være en brise. Jeg vil chatte med dig i morgen. Uh, tjek de kameraer, og husk at lukke dørene kun, hvis det er absolut nødvendigt. Skal spare magt. Okay, godnat. "
Nat 2:
Telefon Guy "Uhh, hej? Hej? Uh, ja, hvis du hører dette, og du har gjort det til dag to, vil tillykke! Jeg vil ikke snakke ret så længe denne gang siden Freddy og hans venner har tendens til at blive mere aktiv som ugen skrider frem. Uhh, det kan være en god ide at kigge på de kameraer, mens jeg snakker bare for at sikre, at alle er på deres rette sted. Du ved ...
Uh ... interessant nok, Freddy selv kommer ikke fra scenen meget ofte. Jeg hørte, at han bliver meget mere aktiv i mørket, men så hej, jeg tror det er endnu en grund til ikke at løbe tør for magt, ikke? II Ønsker også at understrege vigtigheden af at bruge dine dørlys. Der er blinde pletter i dine kameravisninger, og de blinde pletter er færdige uden for dine døre. Så hvis du ikke kan finde noget, eller nogen på dine kameraer, skal du sørge for at kontrollere dørlyset. Uh, du kan kun have et par sekunder til at reagere ... uh, ikke at du ville være i fare, selvfølgelig. Jeg antyder ikke det. Kontroller også gardinet i Pirate Cove fra tid til anden. Karakteren der forekommer unikt, idet han bliver mere aktiv, hvis kameraerne forbliver ude i lange perioder. Jeg tror ikke, at han ikke kan lide at blive set. Jeg ved ikke. Anyway, jeg er sikker på at du har alt under kontrol! Uh, tal med dig snart. "
Nat 3:
Telefon Guy "Hej, hej? Hej, du har det godt! De fleste mennesker varer ikke så længe. Jeg mener, at de normalt går videre til andre ting nu. Jeg betyder ikke, at de døde. THTHAT ER IKKE Hvad jeg mente. Uh, alligevel jeg bedre ikke tage for meget af din tid. Det begynder at blive rigtig i aften.
Uh ... Hej, lyt, jeg havde en ide: Hvis du tilfældigvis bliver fanget og vil undgå at blive fyldt i en Freddy Suit, kan du prøve at spille død! Du ved, go lime. Så er der en chance for, at de måske tror, at du er et tomt kostume i stedet. Så igen hvis de tror du er et tomt kostume, kan de forsøge at ... Jeg spekulerer på, hvordan det ville fungere. Ja, aldrig noget imod, ridse det. Det er bedst bare ikke at blive fanget.
Um ... Ok, jeg vil forlade dig til det. Se dig på flipsiden! "
Nat 4:
Telefon Guy Hej, hej? Hej! Hej, wow, dag 4. Jeg vidste, at du kunne gøre det.
Uh, hej, lyt, jeg må ikke være omkring for at sende dig en besked i morgen. * Banging * Det har været en dårlig nat her for mig. Um, jeg er venlig glad for, at jeg registrerede mine beskeder til dig * rydder halsen * uh, da jeg gjorde det.
Uh, hej, gør mig en tjeneste. * Banging * måske engang, uh, du kunne tjekke inde i disse dragter i baglokalet? * Banging * Jeg skal forsøge at holde ud, indtil nogen kontrollerer. Måske vil det ikke være så slemt. * Bang Bang * Uh, IIII spekulerede altid på, hvad der var i alle de tomme hoveder tilbage der. * Chime spiller *.
Du ved ... * Deep Moan * Åh, nej * lyde efterfulgt af en høj screech og statisk *
Nat 5:
Bemærk: Telefonopkaldet fra nat fem er faktisk ikke talt af telefon fyr. Det er mere sandsynligt en af animatronikerne i en dyb, forvrænget, demonicsounding stemme. Når lydklippet afspilles baglæns, og nogle efterprocesser anvendes, gøres det til en vanskelig at forstå, og svært at oversætte, garble.
Mens der findes mange mulige ventilatoroversættelser, er en nyere spekulation, at opkaldet faktisk er et uddrag fra bogen selvbiografi af en yogi af Paramhansa Yogananda. Det er imidlertid ikke blevet bekræftet, og er simpelthen spekuleret på grund af de hyppige kampe i handtranslaterede sætninger, som de fleste oversættere af opkaldet har fundet. Den komplette passage, der spekulerede til at være i opkaldet, er som følger:
(Udeladt: hr.) Det er beklageligt, at masse landbrugsudvikling er (udeladt: ikke), der er fremhævet af fyldigere brug af dine fantastiske mekanismer. Ville det ikke være let muligt at ansætte nogle af dem i hurtige laboratorieforsøg for at angive indflydelsen af forskellige typer gødninger på plantevækst?
Du har ret. Utallige anvendelser (udeladt: af BOSE-instrumenter) vil blive foretaget af fremtidige slægt (udeladt: Ations. Forskeren) ved sjældent samtidig (udeladt: belønning; det er nok at besidde) glæden ved kreativ (udeladt: service.)
- Uddrag fra selvbiografi af en yogi af Paramhansa Yogananda
Alt dette kommer fra spillet fem nat på Freddy's lavet af Game Developer, Scott Cawthon, og de fem nætter på Freddy's Wiki.