Before I check the mic (Check, check, one, two)
I give it a extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (Good evening)
Coronavirus in effect tonight
Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (Yeah)
Before I check the mic (Check, check, one, two)
I give it a extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (Good evening)
Coronavirus in effect tonight
Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (Yeah)
I throw on my tux, then I (Yeah) give zero fucks, then I (Yeah)
Act like a jockstrap (Uh), cup my nuts, then I (Yeah)
Check my ball hair (What?), make sure it's all there (Yeah)
Then call the pallbearer (Yeah)
It's Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop?
Overkill like a pipe bomb in your pine box
You're all hitched to my cock (What?)
Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot
Then treated it like a cyclops
Like it's the only one I (Only one eye) got
And my thoughts are like nines cocked (Chk-chk)
Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked
That's why there's parental advising (Visine) every time I drop (Eye drop)
So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal
But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out?
Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out
Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out
The filthiest, so all this talk about I'm washed up, how preposterous
Because if cleanliness is next to godliness
It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself
And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun
Still on top the pile
Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial
Quick to call you out on your bullshit
Don't make me give that crock a dial
Cause if I do it, see you later, alligator
Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one
So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account
So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the
Bars that never slack (Yeah), but always get attacked (Yeah)
I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that
Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit
Cause I have this target on my back (Ew, yuck)
But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans
I'd probably pop five Xans (Yeah)
Go in my garage, start my van
Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can
And doze off like *snores*
But odds like that, with these thoughts I have's like a giant getting squashed by ants
If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors
Like I just tossed my crayons (Tossed my crayons)
Small, medium, and large size cans
Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands
Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and
If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands
[Interlude]
Shit, hold on, man
Motherfucker
Happy birthday to—
Fuck (Shh, quiet)
[Verse 2]
I sit in silence in candlelit environments
Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent
Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this
But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes
Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this
I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch
[Interlude]
What the fuck? Hold on, wait
I'm Diddy's side bitch?
Oh, I'm still east side, bitch
[Verse 3]
So 'til the E-N-D, since EPMD
Been givin' y'all the business (Yeah), D-R-E and me (Yup)
From the MMLP to (Huh?) MTBMB (Bitch)
Bitch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (Haha)
So call me Santa Claus (Santa Claus)
Cause at the present (Yeah), I out-rap 'em all (Wrap 'em all), I'm at the mall
Got your bitch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (Uh)
Through a plastic straw (Yeah) with a fractured jaw (Damn)
My dick is coat check (Ha), she wanna jack it off (Yeah)
I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law
Mentally, I'm fucked up generally (General Lee) (Duh)
Dukes of Hazzard car (Yeah), get the cadaver dogs
Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked
This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (Brr)
This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp"
I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt"
Then go eat some worms, like the early bird
What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word
Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth
Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt
And I won't buy her designer, 'cause I don't pander (Panda)
But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (Damn)
And this the final chapter (Why?), 'cause I'm either frying after (Oh)
Or they gon' give me the needle (What?) like a vinyl scratcher (DJ)
Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark
At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art
And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't
No bite, like a tree, mostly just all bark, arf, arf
But y'all pickin' the wrong tree, they call me dog because I'm barking (Bar king, bark, bark, barking)
And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park
I'd describe it as bowling (Why?) ball hard (Ball's hard)
Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when
It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten
Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again
And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens (Pins)
The cypher begins
I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe
It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin
My mind is a recycling bin
There's no place I never been
But I never budge and I never bend
You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends
Like adult diapers for men
Even when I'm rappin' less stellar
It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller (Cellar)
Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth
And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route
So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds
Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you
But if bars were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter
Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (Nah)
So you'd be a fitted (Yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap
Bitch, I'll pee (P) on your head like a Phillies hat (Haha)
No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree
Bitch, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree
You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea
You're always punkin' out like Halloween
You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk
Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump
And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump
Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk
Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to
Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah
This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome
Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album
So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer
The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt
I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood
It's lookin' like it's that time of the month
Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt
I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer, fuckin' phenomenal, but
Y'all will get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos
I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable
Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome
Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo
Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope
You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole
[Outro]
Wait, why'd the beat cut off?
Fuck it
之前我检查麦克风（支票，支票，一，二）
我给它一个一个来苏尔额外刷卡消毒液擦拭（晚上好）
冠状病毒在今晚的效果
甲板上的防腐剂，我得到了所有类型（是啊）
我把我的晚礼服，然后我（是啊）给予零个乱搞，那我（是啊）
像护裆（嗯），杯我的坚果，那我（是啊）
检查我的头发球（什么？），请确保它都在那里（是啊）
然后调用护柩者（是啊）
它的音乐再次被害通过，为什么要停？
矫枉过正像管炸弹在你的松木棺材
你所有的钩挂到我的公鸡（什么？）
从punchin'一个时钟去让我的投篮
然后，对待它像一个独眼龙
喜欢它是唯一一个我（只有一只眼睛）有
而我的想法是一样花枝招展翘起（CHK-CHK）
每一行的淫秽，pervertedest心灵，得到了最脏韵库存
这就是为什么有家长建议（维西纳）我每次降（滴眼液）
因此，主题阿尔弗雷德扔，我会引导他像巴拿马运河
但是，我怎么能起床你说垃圾是一切，我放出来的武器？
婊子，我仍然可以当我把垃圾从袋子
另外，便盆口，我不会洗出来
在肮脏，所以这一切说说我冲了上来，怎么荒谬
因为如果清洁是敬虔
很显然，这是不可能的，我做我自己身边
和我“回合资本像一个专有名词
还高居首位桩
让我坐在号码，如袖珍盘
快给你打电话了你的废话
不要让我给那个瓦罐拨号
因为如果我这样做，回头见，鳄鱼
做出来的拖车，然后我发誓，以满足无人
那么讨厌，我已经获得了有关在我的银行账户相同金额
因此，这里的一些狗屎你抱怨，我说的
酒吧是永不懈怠（耶），但总是遭到攻击（是啊）
我想他们是绝杀，对我来说，它的重新开始新的感觉一样，
像我标记，因为当我说唱，这就像掉到我的焦油坑背
因为我有这个目标在我的背上（EW，呸）
但是如果我出卖我的球迷，并失去了我的施坦斯
我可能会弹出5个Xans（是啊）
在我的车库去，开始我的车
吸气尽可能多的一氧化碳和排气我可以
而打瞌睡像*鼾声*
但这样的可能性，这些想法我就像一个巨大的蚂蚁越来越压扁
如果这是时间的考验，我会出色地传递
就像我刚才扔我的蜡笔（扔我的蜡笔）
小型，中型和大型罐
所有类型，品牌，成本九阶的消毒剂
这是一个小的代价来苏湿巾
如果我的手心穿过我的裤子刷，我洗我的手
[插曲]
妈的，坚持住，人
娘
祝...生日快乐-
他妈的（嘘，安静）
[诗歌2]
我坐在寂静的烛光环境
喝着爱尔兰野同时获得暴力
当我随地吐痰这样杀人的愿景
不过说真的，我只是完成我的杀戮童谣的心愿
这实在是幼稚和愚蠢的，但我真的很喜欢这个
我给噩梦比利Eilish，我老爹身边的母狗
[插曲]
什么他妈的？坚持住，等待
我老爹身边婊子？
哦，我还是东边，婊子
[诗歌3]
所以，直到对E-N-d，因为EPMD
去过得到安宁你们的业务（耶），d-R-E和我（是啊）
从MMLP到（咦？）MTBMB（婊子）
母狗，它是2020年，你还是不是seein'我（哈哈）
所以叫我圣诞老人（圣诞老人）
原因在本（是啊），我出说唱“全身所有（包裹”时间），我在商场
有你的母狗在浴室摊位，她吸了篮球（嗯）
通过一个塑料吸管（是）与断裂颚（该死）
我的家伙是外衣检查（哈），她想托住其关闭（是啊）
我至今过去吧，我应该练习法
精神上，我搞砸了一般（李总）（杜）
哈扎德车公爵（耶），让狗尸体
原因这是谋杀，谋杀，你会得到murked，murked
这音乐“回合杀你，BRR，BRR（BRR）
这鸡打我的电话，她说，“啁啾，唧唧”
我说，“小屋，小屋，加息你的裙子，裙摆”
然后去吃一些蠕虫，像早起的鸟儿
什么他妈的是爱情？这是一个肮脏的字眼
让我跌倒在里面，有没有地球上的一个女孩
或任何其他的星球，这是伤的世界
我不会买她的设计师，因为我不奉迎（熊猫）
不过，我回来了这么多疙瘩，我需要一个按摩师（该死）
而这最后一章（为什么？），因为我既后油炸（OH）
或者，他们会去给我针（什么？），如乙烯基不求人（DJ）
是啊，我是一个卡，像贺曼
在沃尔玛用小推车购买艺术墙
而你们都声称自己是谁的狗都没有
不咬，就像一棵树，大多只是所有的树皮，东盟地区论坛，东盟地区论坛
但是，你们都捡错了，他们叫我的狗，因为我吠叫（酒吧王，树皮，树皮，吠叫）
而我得到了很多，是啊，等，其中汽车公园
我会形容为保龄球（为什么？）硬球（球的硬盘）
原因阴沟里就是我的心是和当
这是在这个框架，象五和十更好的分流
没有第二个到备用的原因，我strikin'再次
而当拍子是我熟悉的，我走正确的笔（销）
Cypher支架开始
我说的一样咂嘴海洛因，话筒是一个注射器
这就像一个狂欢，药Vicodin，我会比喻为锡
我的心是一个回收站
有没有地方，我从来没有
但我从来没有让步，我从来没有弯曲
你过伸给我，这个游戏的生命，这取决于
像男性成人纸尿裤
甚至当我说唱恒星少
这是吃不到葡萄说葡萄酸，我还是抱怨，我是最好的卖方（酒窖）
就像一个三分球平分，喷你，因为这些镜头穿透Dre的展台
而直行通过你的柚子，没有退路
所以，你不会离开这里只是scathed有几个刮伤口
你的屁股是草，我不是要你吃草
但是，如果酒吧是半Mac的，我会疯帽子
因为我有这么多的帽子，和你没有任何肩带（罗）
所以，你会成为一个装（呀），所以不要像你fittin'抢购
婊子，我会尿尿（P），你的脑袋像费城的帽子（哈哈）
没有阻止这一切我，你在一个窗口疯狂购物
婊子，你可能破产的美元树
你从来不买狗屎，所有你警察的抗辩
你总是punkin'出像万圣节
你宁愿选择逃离，你需要停下来，朋克
哥们，你不是G，像你这样的行为得到了泵
而且你会公鸡热或获取格洛克和转储
婊子，如果你拍一棵树，你就不会弹出干线
是啊，我与阿尔弗雷德哥们，我们即将
开膛破肚他们，肠'时间和头皮他们，是的
这是“布特是最血腥的结局
因为我们坤”让你从这张专辑每砍流血
所以我做爱“全身像达默
与坚果坚果行动是比赫特人贾巴更大
我在切，和我出的血液
它看着就像是这个月的那段时间
卡文“时间了酒吧，而我磨砺”时间了，狗和狗
我会用温度计他妈的在屁股上你的妈妈，他妈的惊人，但
你们都将得到削减他妈的起来像腹部，如果你不vámonos
我一直灌篮像多米诺骨牌一样，强大的，可恶的
Stompin'在我的份A mudhole即使是关闭的圆顶顶部
儿子他们，得到Coppertone是，我在停停走走考平'猫扑和格洛
得到了你的胃结像你吞下绳
你的口袋里，虽然，像一个娘偷钱包
[OUTRO]
等待，你为什么节拍切断？
他妈的