Welcome to the internet! Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content—some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
Welcome to the internet! Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content—some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
[Verse 2]
Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest
[Verse 3]
Welcome to the internet! What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!
We've got a million different ways to engage
[Verse 4]
Welcome to the internet! Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta; here's a nine-year-old who died
We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
[Verse 5]
Welcome to the internet! Hold on to your socks
Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting; he just sent you more
Don't act surprised—you know you like it, you whore
[Verse 6]
See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her; do a Zoom
Or find a tumor in your—
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
[Chorus]
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time
[Spoken Interlude]
You know, it wasn't always like this
[Bridge]
Not very long ago, just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs, travel blogs
A chatroom or two
We set our sights and spent our nights waiting
For you! You, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad; you were barely two
And it did all the things we designed it to do
Now, look at you! Oh, look at you!
You, you! Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now, your inside's out, honey, how you grew
And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do?
It was always the plan to put the world in your hand
[Break]
(*Laughing hysterically*)
[Chorus]
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A bit of everything all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything and anything and everything
And anything and everything and
All of the time
Dobrodošli na internet! Razgledajte
Sve što mozak od tvoje možete sjetiti se može naći
Imamo planine sadržaja-neki bolji, neki lošiji
Ako ništa od toga je od interesa za vas, da bih se prvi
[Redak 2]
Dobrodošli na internet! Dođite i sjednite
Želite li vidjeti vijesti ili bilo kakvih poznatih ženskih stopala?
Nema potrebe za panikom, to nije test, haha
Samo klimati ili tresti glavom, a mi ćemo učiniti ostalo
[Redak 3]
Dobrodošli na internet! Što bi ti radije?
Želite li se boriti za građanska prava ili cvrkut rasnu legata?
Budi sretan! Biti napaljen! Biti prepun bijesa!
Imamo milijun različitih načina da se uključe
[Redak 4]
Dobrodošli na internet! Stavite svoje brige na stranu
Evo savjet za zatezanje tjestenine; ovdje je devet godina koja je umrla
Imamo filmove i liječnici i fantasy sportove
I hrpa boji-olovka crteža svih različitih likova u Harry Potter jebeni jedni druge
[Redak 5]
Dobrodošli na internet! Držite na vaše čarape
Uzrok slučajnih momak samo ljubazno vam je poslao fotografije njegov penis
Oni su zrnata i odbojan; on je samo te poslao više
Nemojte se ponašati iznenađeni-vi znate kao to, kurva
[Redak 6]
Pogledajte tko je odrubljena glava, uvrijediti, vidjeti psihijatra
Pokaži nam slike svoje djece
Recite nam svaku misao mislite
Početak glasine, kupiti metlu, ili poslati prijetnju smrću na kolac
Ili DM djevojku i mladoženja joj; napraviti Zoom
Ili pronaći tumor u your-
Evo opcija zdrav doručak
Te bi trebao ubiti svoju mamu
Evo zašto žene nikad ne jebi
Evo kako možete izgraditi bombu
Koji Power Ranger si ti? Iskoristite ovu quirky kviz
Obama je poslao imigrante cijepiti svoju djecu
[Hor]
Mogu li vas zainteresirati za sve sve vrijeme?
Malo od svega svih vremena
Apatija je tragedija, a dosada je zločin
Sve i svašta svih vremena
Mogu li vas zainteresirati za sve sve vrijeme?
Malo od svega svih vremena
Apatija je tragedija, a dosada je zločin
Sve i svašta svih vremena
[Govori međuigre]
Znate, to nije uvijek bilo ovako
[Most]
Ne tako davno, neposredno prije svog vremena
Neposredno prije tornjevi pala, oko '99
To je bio katalozi, putni blogovi
Čavrljaonicu ili dva
Postavili smo naše znamenitosti i proveli naše noći čekaju
Za tebe! Ti, nezasitan vas
Mama vam koristiti svoju iPad; ste bili jedva dva
I to učinio sve što smo dizajnirani to učiniti
Sada, pogledaj se! Oh, pogledajte se!
Ti ti! Nezaustavljiv, gledljiv
Vaše vrijeme je sada, vašeg unutra je van, med, kako ste odrasli
A ako se držimo zajedno, tko zna što ćemo učiniti?
To je uvijek bio plan staviti svijet u ruci
[Pauza]
(* Smijeh hysterically *)
[Hor]
Mogu li vas zainteresirati za sve sve vrijeme?
Malo svega svih vremena
Apatija je tragedija, a dosada je zločin
Sve i svašta svih vremena
Mogu li vas zainteresirati za sve sve vrijeme?
Malo od svega svih vremena
Apatija je tragedija, a dosada je zločin
Sve i svašta i ništa i sve
I ništa i sve te
Cijelo vrijeme