Oh whataburger
Texas-born titan
A-frame shelter
pilgrimage for the South
Oh whataburger
Texas-born titan
A-frame shelter
pilgrimage for the South
Church of meat grease and longer weights
Perfectly salted pulpit for the hungry
We are knelt before you and drive-thru
and car seat or
strangely-shaped table that consists of half booth, half chairs
We have come to receive your honey
butter chicken blessings
Your commercials our sermon William H Bassett
the narrator's voice is the equivalent
to that of my grandfather or
the Archangel Gabriel as he preaches You know that feeling you get when you could have ordered your burger with extra onions
grilled jalapenos
three slices of cheese
but you didn't and your buddy did?
That's what we call getting out-whataburger'd
36864 different customisable deities other fast-food chains are not
worthy of comparison
Burger King isn't open 24 hours
Chick-Fil-A does not serve 100% USDA
inspected fresh never frozen beef
McDonald's would benefit from a PR
lesson from you and Arby's
Arby's has enough problems
They chose to compete with like the fifth most popular meat option and Wendy's
Wendy's wants to be
you when she grows up
Your business model is not to guilt us with calories
but empower us with affirmation when you
say just like you like it
Oh whataburger you would be a sweet, sweet lover but that's for another poem
In high school you are a place to hang
that didn't involve the words "pasture
party"
In college you are our live 2:00
a.m. entertainment
You're the only place I've ever felt safe sitting next to a cop
What I'm trying to say is that I want to
talk the water burger drive-thru employee that I loved him
I was simultaneously on the phone with my girlfriend Kirsten and there may have
been some confusion from the bottom of my A1 thick and hearty heart of
hearts
thank you for the milkshakes
thank you for the ketchup thank you for the spicy ketchup
thank you for the
chicken strips and gravy southern
hospitality and apple pie goodness
and thank you for that one time Zach Hill ordered a sweet tea and the drive-thru
lady told me "I hope you like this I put
my heart into it"
I know you did
I know
Ohaburger
Titan rođen u Teksasu
Sklonište
Hodočašće za Jug
Crkva mesne masti i duže utege
Savršeno slana propovjedaonica za gladne
Kleknuli smo pred vama i voziti se
i autosjedalica ili
Čudno oblikovani stol koji se sastoji od pola kabine, pola stolica
Došli smo primiti vaš med
Blagoslovi s maslacem
Vaše reklame naša propovijed william h bassett
Glas pripovjedača je ekvivalent
onom mog djeda ili
Arhanđeo Gabriel dok propovijeda znate da ste dobili kad ste mogli naručiti svoj hamburger s dodatnim lukom
jalapenos na žaru
Tri kriške sira
Ali nisi i tvoj prijatelj?
To nazivamo izlazak-što jeburger'd
36864 različita prilagodljiva božanstva Ostali lanci brze hrane nisu
Vrijedan usporedbe
Burger King nije otvoren 24 sata
Chick-fil-A ne služi 100% USDA
pregledao svježu nikad smrznutu govedinu
McDonald's bi imao koristi od PR -a
Lekcija od vas i Arby's
Arby ima dovoljno problema
Odlučili su se natjecati s poput pete najpopularnije opcije mesa i Wendy's
Wendy želi biti
Ti kad odraste
Vaš poslovni model nije nas kriviti kalorijama
Ali osnažiti nas s potvrdom kad vi
recite baš kao da vam se sviđa
Oh Whataburger bi bio slatki, slatki ljubavnik, ali to je za još jednu pjesmu
U srednjoj školi ste mjesto za objesiti
to nije uključivalo riječi "pašnjak
Zabava"
Na fakultetu ste naš uživo 2:00
A.M. Zabava
Ti si jedino mjesto koje sam se ikada osjećao sigurno sjedeći pored policajca
Ono što pokušavam reći je da želim
Razgovarajte o zaposleniku vodnog hamburgera koji sam ga volio
Istodobno sam bio na telefonu sa svojom djevojkom Kirsten i tamo je možda
bila zbrka od dna mog a1 debelog i srdačnog srca
srca
Hvala vam na mliječnim kolačima
Hvala vam na kečapu hvala na začinjenom kečapu
hvala ti za
Pileće trake i gravura južni
ugostiteljstvo i dobrota od jabuke
I hvala vam na tome da je jedno vrijeme Zach Hill naručio slatki čaj i vožnju
Lady mi je rekla "Nadam se da će vam se svidjeti rečeno
moje srce u to "
Znam da jesi
Znam