Oh whataburger
Texas-born titan
A-frame shelter
pilgrimage for the South
Oh whataburger
Texas-born titan
A-frame shelter
pilgrimage for the South
Church of meat grease and longer weights
Perfectly salted pulpit for the hungry
We are knelt before you and drive-thru
and car seat or
strangely-shaped table that consists of half booth, half chairs
We have come to receive your honey
butter chicken blessings
Your commercials our sermon William H Bassett
the narrator's voice is the equivalent
to that of my grandfather or
the Archangel Gabriel as he preaches You know that feeling you get when you could have ordered your burger with extra onions
grilled jalapenos
three slices of cheese
but you didn't and your buddy did?
That's what we call getting out-whataburger'd
36864 different customisable deities other fast-food chains are not
worthy of comparison
Burger King isn't open 24 hours
Chick-Fil-A does not serve 100% USDA
inspected fresh never frozen beef
McDonald's would benefit from a PR
lesson from you and Arby's
Arby's has enough problems
They chose to compete with like the fifth most popular meat option and Wendy's
Wendy's wants to be
you when she grows up
Your business model is not to guilt us with calories
but empower us with affirmation when you
say just like you like it
Oh whataburger you would be a sweet, sweet lover but that's for another poem
In high school you are a place to hang
that didn't involve the words "pasture
party"
In college you are our live 2:00
a.m. entertainment
You're the only place I've ever felt safe sitting next to a cop
What I'm trying to say is that I want to
talk the water burger drive-thru employee that I loved him
I was simultaneously on the phone with my girlfriend Kirsten and there may have
been some confusion from the bottom of my A1 thick and hearty heart of
hearts
thank you for the milkshakes
thank you for the ketchup thank you for the spicy ketchup
thank you for the
chicken strips and gravy southern
hospitality and apple pie goodness
and thank you for that one time Zach Hill ordered a sweet tea and the drive-thru
lady told me "I hope you like this I put
my heart into it"
I know you did
I know
Oh wantaburger
Teksas rođen Titan
Sklonište za uzorak
hodočašće za jug
Crkva meso masti i duže težine
Savršeno slana propovjedaonica za gladne
Kleknemo se prije nego što i vozimo
i auto sjedalo ili
Obično u obliku tabele koji se sastoji od pola kabine, pola stolica
Došli smo da primimo vaš med
Maslac pilećih blagoslova
Tvoje reklame Naša propovijed William H Bassett
Glas pripovjedača je ekvivalent
do one djede ili
Arhanđela Gabrijela dok propovijeda znate da osjećate da ste dobili kada ste mogli naručiti burger sa dodatnim lukom
Jalapenos na žaru
Tri kriške sira
Ali nisi i tvoj prijatelj?
To je ono što nazivamo izlazim-whataburger'd
36864 Različite prilagodljive božanstva Ostali lanci brze hrane nisu
dostojan poređenja
Burger King nije otvoren 24 sata
Chick-Fil-A ne služi 100% USDA
pregledati svjež nikad smrznuta govedina
McDonald's bi imao koristi od PR-a
Lekcija od vas i Arby-a
Arby ima dovoljno problema
Odlučili su se takmičiti sa petom najpopularnijom mesom i Wendyevim
Wendy želi biti
vi kad odraste
Vaš poslovni model nije da nas ne krivi kalorijama
Ali osnažimo nas s afirmacijom kada ste
recimo kao da ti se sviđa
Oh Whataburger, bio bi sladak, slatki ljubavnik, ali to je za drugu pjesmu
U srednjoj školi ste mesto za druženje
to nije uključivalo reči "Pašnjak
zabava "
Na fakultetu ste naš uživo 2:00
A.M. Zabava
Ti si jedino mjesto koje sam ikad osjećao sigurno sjedeći pored policajca
Ono što pokušavam reći je da želim
Pričajte o vodnom burgeru pogonu-kroz zaposlenog koji sam ga volio
Bio sam istovremeno na telefonu sa svojom djevojkom Kirsten i možda ima
bila je neka zbrka s dna debelog i srdačnog srca
srčev
Hvala vam na mliječnim okvirima
Hvala na kečapu hvala na začinjenom kečapu
Hvala na
Pileća traka i grafy jug
Gostoljubivost i jabučna pita dobrota
I hvala vam na jednom trenutku Zach Hill naredio je slatki čaj i pogon-kroz
dama mi je rekla "Nadam se da vam se sviđa ovo što sam stavio
moje srce u nju "
Znam da jesi
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