Oh whataburger
Texas-born titan
A-frame shelter
pilgrimage for the South
Oh whataburger
Texas-born titan
A-frame shelter
pilgrimage for the South
Church of meat grease and longer weights
Perfectly salted pulpit for the hungry
We are knelt before you and drive-thru
and car seat or
strangely-shaped table that consists of half booth, half chairs
We have come to receive your honey
butter chicken blessings
Your commercials our sermon William H Bassett
the narrator's voice is the equivalent
to that of my grandfather or
the Archangel Gabriel as he preaches You know that feeling you get when you could have ordered your burger with extra onions
grilled jalapenos
three slices of cheese
but you didn't and your buddy did?
That's what we call getting out-whataburger'd
36864 different customisable deities other fast-food chains are not
worthy of comparison
Burger King isn't open 24 hours
Chick-Fil-A does not serve 100% USDA
inspected fresh never frozen beef
McDonald's would benefit from a PR
lesson from you and Arby's
Arby's has enough problems
They chose to compete with like the fifth most popular meat option and Wendy's
Wendy's wants to be
you when she grows up
Your business model is not to guilt us with calories
but empower us with affirmation when you
say just like you like it
Oh whataburger you would be a sweet, sweet lover but that's for another poem
In high school you are a place to hang
that didn't involve the words "pasture
party"
In college you are our live 2:00
a.m. entertainment
You're the only place I've ever felt safe sitting next to a cop
What I'm trying to say is that I want to
talk the water burger drive-thru employee that I loved him
I was simultaneously on the phone with my girlfriend Kirsten and there may have
been some confusion from the bottom of my A1 thick and hearty heart of
hearts
thank you for the milkshakes
thank you for the ketchup thank you for the spicy ketchup
thank you for the
chicken strips and gravy southern
hospitality and apple pie goodness
and thank you for that one time Zach Hill ordered a sweet tea and the drive-thru
lady told me "I hope you like this I put
my heart into it"
I know you did
I know
哦，Whataburger
出生于德克萨斯州的泰坦
A框架庇护所
南方朝圣
肉油脂教堂和更长的重量
饥饿的完美咸讲坛
我们跪在你面前，直通车
和汽车座椅或
奇特形状的桌子由半个摊位，半椅子组成
我们来收到你的亲爱的
黄油鸡的祝福
您的广告我们的讲道William H Bassett
叙述者的声音是等效的
我的祖父或
大天使加布里埃尔（Gabriel
烤墨西哥胡椒
三片奶酪
但是你没有，你的好友做了吗？
这就是我们所说的淘汰 -
36864不同的可自定义神灵其他快餐连锁店不是
值得比较
汉堡王24小时不开放
Chick-fil-A不服务100％USDA
检查了新鲜的永不冷冻牛肉
麦当劳将从公关中受益
您和Arby的教训
阿比有足够的问题
他们选择与第五最受欢迎的肉类选择和温迪的竞争
温迪想成为
你长大的时候
您的业务模式不是让我们加入卡路里
但是当你时，请肯定我们
像你喜欢的那样说
哦，Whataburger，您会成为一个甜美的情人，但这是另一首诗
在高中，您是一个吊死的地方
这不涉及“牧场”一词
派对”
在大学里你是我们的现场2:00
A.M.娱乐
你是我唯一坐在警察旁边的唯一安全的地方
我想说的是我想
谈论我爱他的水汉堡直通车员
我和女友柯斯滕（Kirsten）同时在电话上
从我的A1厚的底部有些混乱
心
谢谢你的奶昔
谢谢你的番茄酱，谢谢你的辣番茄酱
谢谢你的
鸡肉条和肉汁南部
款待和苹果派美好
谢谢你有一次扎克·希尔（Zach Hill）点了甜茶和直通车
女士告诉我：“我希望你喜欢我
我的心融入其中”
我知道你做到了
我知道