Oh whataburger
Texas-born titan
A-frame shelter
pilgrimage for the South
Oh whataburger
Texas-born titan
A-frame shelter
pilgrimage for the South
Church of meat grease and longer weights
Perfectly salted pulpit for the hungry
We are knelt before you and drive-thru
and car seat or
strangely-shaped table that consists of half booth, half chairs
We have come to receive your honey
butter chicken blessings
Your commercials our sermon William H Bassett
the narrator's voice is the equivalent
to that of my grandfather or
the Archangel Gabriel as he preaches You know that feeling you get when you could have ordered your burger with extra onions
grilled jalapenos
three slices of cheese
but you didn't and your buddy did?
That's what we call getting out-whataburger'd
36864 different customisable deities other fast-food chains are not
worthy of comparison
Burger King isn't open 24 hours
Chick-Fil-A does not serve 100% USDA
inspected fresh never frozen beef
McDonald's would benefit from a PR
lesson from you and Arby's
Arby's has enough problems
They chose to compete with like the fifth most popular meat option and Wendy's
Wendy's wants to be
you when she grows up
Your business model is not to guilt us with calories
but empower us with affirmation when you
say just like you like it
Oh whataburger you would be a sweet, sweet lover but that's for another poem
In high school you are a place to hang
that didn't involve the words "pasture
party"
In college you are our live 2:00
a.m. entertainment
You're the only place I've ever felt safe sitting next to a cop
What I'm trying to say is that I want to
talk the water burger drive-thru employee that I loved him
I was simultaneously on the phone with my girlfriend Kirsten and there may have
been some confusion from the bottom of my A1 thick and hearty heart of
hearts
thank you for the milkshakes
thank you for the ketchup thank you for the spicy ketchup
thank you for the
chicken strips and gravy southern
hospitality and apple pie goodness
and thank you for that one time Zach Hill ordered a sweet tea and the drive-thru
lady told me "I hope you like this I put
my heart into it"
I know you did
I know
Oh whataburger
Ang ipinanganak na Titan ng Texas
A-Frame Shelter
Pilgrimage para sa Timog
Church of Meat Grease at mas mahabang timbang
Perpektong inasnan na pulpito para sa gutom
Lumuhod kami sa harap mo at drive-thru
at upuan ng kotse o
kakaibang hugis na talahanayan na binubuo ng kalahating booth, kalahating upuan
Dumating kami upang matanggap ang iyong honey
Mga pagpapala ng Butter Chicken
Ang iyong mga komersyal na aming sermon na si William H Bassett
Ang tinig ng tagapagsalaysay ay katumbas
sa aking lolo o
Ang Archangel Gabriel habang ipinangangaral mo alam mo na ang pakiramdam na nakukuha mo kapag maaari mong iutos ang iyong burger na may labis na mga sibuyas
Inihaw na Jalapenos
Tatlong hiwa ng keso
Ngunit hindi mo ginawa at ang iyong kaibigan?
Iyon ang tinatawag nating paglabas-whataburger'd
36864 iba't ibang mga napapasadyang mga diyos na iba pang mga kadena ng mabilis na pagkain ay hindi
karapat -dapat sa paghahambing
Ang Burger King ay hindi bukas ng 24 na oras
Ang Chick-fil-A ay hindi nagsisilbi ng 100% USDA
Sinuri ang sariwang hindi nagyelo na karne ng baka
Makikinabang ang McDonald's mula sa isang PR
Aralin mula sa iyo at ni Arby
May sapat na problema si Arby
Pinili nilang makipagkumpetensya tulad ng ikalimang pinakapopular na pagpipilian sa karne at Wendy's
Nais ni Wendy
Ikaw kapag siya ay lumaki
Ang iyong modelo ng negosyo ay hindi upang pagkakasala sa amin ng mga calorie
Ngunit bigyan kami ng kapangyarihan nang may kumpirmasyon kapag ikaw
Sabihin mo na tulad ng gusto mo
Oh whataburger ikaw ay magiging isang matamis, matamis na manliligaw ngunit iyon ay para sa isa pang tula
Sa high school ikaw ay isang lugar upang mag -hang
Hindi iyon kasangkot sa mga salitang "pastulan
partido "
Sa kolehiyo ikaw ang aming live 2:00
A.M. Libangan
Ikaw lang ang lugar na naramdaman kong ligtas na nakaupo sa tabi ng isang pulis
Ang sinusubukan kong sabihin ay gusto ko
makipag-usap sa empleyado ng water burger drive-thru na mahal ko siya
Sabay ako sa telepono kasama ang aking kasintahan na si Kirsten at maaaring mayroon
naging ilang pagkalito mula sa ilalim ng aking A1 makapal at nakabubusog na puso ng
mga puso
Salamat sa mga milkshakes
Salamat sa ketchup salamat sa maanghang ketchup
Salamat sa
Mga guhit ng manok at gravy southern
mabuting pakikitungo at kabutihan ng apple pie
At salamat sa isang oras na inutusan ni Zach Hill ang isang matamis na tsaa at ang drive-thru
Sinabi sa akin ng ginang na "sana magustuhan mo ito inilagay ko
Ang puso ko dito "
Alam kong ginawa mo
alam ko