Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance (Six minutes— Six minutes—)
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on!)
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what.
Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance (Six minutes— Six minutes—)
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on!)
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what.
If that means what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble;
And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
You are just what the doc ordered
[Chorus]
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot
[Verse 1]
But for me to rap like a computer it must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a livin' and a killin' off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and as indecent as all hell
Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)
This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match
With this rappity brat, packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac'
Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
And at the exact same time, I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicin' that
I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic, I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are havin' a rough time period, here's a maxi pad
It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpièce
[Chorus]
Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintainin' this shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like Ι have got
[Verse 2]
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
Simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the Earth like an asteroid
Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (Pew!)
MCs get taken to school with this music
Cause I use it as a vehicle to bus the rhyme
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren
Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
To meet Run–D.M.C., induct them
Into the motherfuckin' Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Even though I'll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game, 'til I walk a flock of flames
Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin'?
Little gay-lookin' boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face, lookin' boy (Ha-ha!)
You're witnessin' a mass-occur
Like you're watching a church gathering take place, lookin' boy
Oy vey, that boy's gay!—that's all they say, lookin' boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a way to go from your label every day, lookin' boy
Hey, lookin' boy! What you say, lookin' boy?
I get a hell yeah from Dre, lookin' boy
I'ma work for everything I have, never asked nobody for shit
Get outta my face, lookin' boy!
Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable
Of keepin' up with the same pace, lookin' boy, 'cause—
[Chorus]
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racin' around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod
This planet's Krypton—no, Asgard, Asgard
[Verse 3]
So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin
You rodent, I'm omnipotent
Let off, then I'm reloadin'
Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walkin' dead, but I'm just a talkin' head, a zombie floatin'
But I got your mom deep-throatin'
I'm out my Ramen Noodle
We have nothin' in common, poodle
I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
It's me, my honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes
To maybe try to help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines
Just in case 'cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry lookin' at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground
But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come tryin'
To censor you like that one line
I said on I'm Back from The Mathers LP 1 when I
Tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a 9
See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the portal
You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrows
You write normal? Fuck being normal!
And I just bought a new raygun from the future
Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather's pad
Singin' to a man while he played piano
Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station
The very next day, Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!
Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman?
Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
Oh, he's too mainstream.
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
It's not hip-hop, it's pop,—'cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use.
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm rippin' any one of these verses that versus you
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to
Prove that if you were half as nice, your songs you could sacrifice virgins too?!
Ugh, school flunky, pill junkie
But look at the accolades these skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
And I'm a million leagues above you
Ill when I speak in tongues, but it's still tongue-in-cheek, fuck you
I'm drunk, so, Satan, take the fucking wheel
I'ma sleep in the front seat
Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz, still Chunky but Funky
But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from me
They're askin' me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred
I have, then you may be a little patient
And more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it, life's handin' you lemons? Make lemonade then!
But if I can't batter the women
How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?!
Don't mistake him for Satan; it's a fatal mistake
If you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation
To trip a broad, and make her fall on her face and
Don't be a retard—be a king? Think not
Why be a king when you can be a god?
Vidi, ja sam idem lako na vas da ne povredim
Ali idem samo da se ovo jednu šansu (šest minutes- Šest minutes-)
pogrešno nešto je, ne mogu osjetiti (Šest minuta, Slim Shady, ti si se!)
Samo osjećaj imam, kao nešto što će se dogoditi, ali ne znam šta.
Ako to znači ono što mislim da znači da smo u nevolji, velikoj nevolji;
A ako je kao banane kao što ste rekli, ja da rizikujem
Vi ste upravo ono što je doktor naredio
[Chorus]
Ja beginnin 'da se osjećaju kao Rap God, Rap God
Svi moji ljudi iz prednjeg do zadnjeg mig, nazad nod
E sad, ko misli ruke dovoljno dugo da slap kutija, slap kutija?
Rekli su da repujem kao robot, tako me zovu Rap-bot
[Verse 1]
Ali za mene je rap kao kompjuter mora biti u mom genima
Dobio sam laptop u džepu
Moje pen'll gasi kada sam pola-penis je
Imate li masti čvor iz tog rap profit
Napravio Livin 'i ubijanja od nje
Otkako je Bill Clinton je i dalje bio u uredu
Monica Lewinsky Feelin 'na svom za jaja
Ja sam MC i dalje kao iskren
Ali, kao što rude i kao nepristojno kao pakao
Sloga, vještina-a-love (Kill 'em sve s)
Ovaj flippity Dippity-hip hip-hop
Vi stvarno ne želim da ulazim u piša utakmici
Sa ovim rappity brat, Napakovani 'MAC u stražnjem dijelu Ac'
Ruksak rap sranje, Yap-Yap, Yackety-Yack
A u isto vrijeme, pokušavam te lirski akrobata vratolomije dok sam vježbao da
Ja ću i dalje biti u stanju da razbije jebeni stol
Preko naslona par pedera i razbiti ga na pola
Samo shvatio da je ironično, bio sam potpisao za Aftermath nakon toga
Kako da ne eksplodira? Sve što radim je kap F-bombe
Osjetiti moj bes napada
Reperi su popijemo težak period, evo maxi pad
To je zapravo katastrofalno loše za wack
Dok ja majstorski izgradnju ovog remek-djelo
[Chorus]
Jer sam beginnin 'da se osjećaju kao Rap God, Rap God
Svi moji ljudi iz prednjeg do zadnjeg mig, nazad nod
E sad, ko misli ruke dovoljno dugo da slap kutija, slap kutija?
Dozvolite mi da vam pokažem maintainin 'ovo sranje nije tako teško, tako teško
Svi žele ključ i tajnu rap besmrtnosti kao Ι imaju
[Verse 2]
Pa, da budem iskren nacrt-a
Jednostavno bijes i mladalački bujnost
Svi vole da se korijen za smetnja
Pogodio Zemlju kao asteroid
Nije učinio ništa, ali pucati za Moon od (Pew!)
MC se uzeti u školu sa ovom muzikom
Jer sam ga koristiti kao sredstvo za autobus rime
Sada voditi novu školu punu učenika
Me? Ja sam proizvod Rakim
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hej Dok, Ren
Yella, Eazy, hvala ti, imaju Slim
Inspirisana dovoljno da jedan dan odrastu, raznese i biti u poziciji
Da bi se ispunili Run-D.M.C., Induct ih
U jebenu Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Iako ću hodati u crkvi i upali u vatrenu kuglu
Samo Hall of Fame ću biti primljen u je alkohol slavnih
Na zidu srama
Vi pederi misle da je sve igra, "dok se ne hoda jato plamena
Off dasku i, reci mi šta koji kurac si ti mislio?
Malo gej-gleda dječak
Tako gej jedva mogu to reći sa ravnim licem, gleda dječak (Ha-ha!)
Ti si witnessin 'masovno javljaju
Kao da gledate crkve okupljanja take place, gleda dječak
Oy vey, taj dečko je gay! To je sve što oni kažu, gleda dječak
Možete dobiti palac gore, tapšanja po leđima
Kao i način da se iz vašeg oznaka svaki dan, gleda dječak
Hej, Lookin 'dečko! Šta ti kažeš, gledao dečko?
Dobijem Hell Yeah od Dre, gleda dječak
I'ma posao za sve što sam, nikada nisam tražio nikoga sranje
Bježi mi s očiju, izgledala dečko!
U osnovi, dječak, nikada nećeš biti u stanju
Od keepin 'sa istim tempom, gleda dječak,' uzročno
[Chorus]
Ja beginnin 'da se osjećaju kao Rap God, Rap God
Svi moji ljudi iz prednjeg do zadnjeg mig, nazad nod
Kako sam Vozi oko staze, zovi me NASCAR, NASCAR
Dale Earnhardt prikolice parka, White Trash Boga
Kleknuti pred General Zodom
Ove planete Krypton-ne, Asgard, Asgard
[Verse 3]
Tako da ćete biti Thor, a ja ću biti Odin
Glodar vas, ja sam svemoguć
Neka se, onda ću reloadin '
Odmah sa ovim bombama sam Totin '
I ne treba da bude probudio
Ja sam hodanje mrtav, ali ja sam samo talkin 'glave, zombi pluta
Ali imam tvoja mama duboko throatin '
Ja sam moju Ramen rezanci
Imamo ništa zajedničko, pudlica
Ja sam dobermana, skupite se u počast ruku i plate, učenik
To sam ja, moja iskrenost je brutalna
Ali to je iskreno uzaludno ako se ne koriste ono što ja radim, iako
Za dobar barem s vremena na vreme
Pa sam da budem sigurna negdje u ovom piletina ogrebotine I škrabam i dudl dovoljno rime
Da možda pokušati pomoći da neki ljudi kroz teška vremena
Ali moram držati nekoliko Punchlines
Za svaki slučaj, jer čak i ti nepotpisani
Reperi su gladni gledaš mene kao da je vrijeme ručka
Znam da je bilo vreme kada sam jednom
Bio kralj podzemlja
Ali i dalje rap kao da sam na Pharoahe Monch samljeti
Tako da sam sredim rime, ali ponekad kada kombinujete
Žalbeni sa bojom kože rudnika
Možete postati prevelik i ovdje dolaze pokušavam
Da vam cenzuriše tako jedan red
Rekao sam na sam vratio iz Mathers LP 1 kad sam
Pokušao da kažem da ću uzeti sedmero djece iz Columbine
Stavi ih sve u redu, dodajte AK-47, revolver i 9
Vidi da li se izvući s tim sad kad nije tako velika kao i ja, ali ja sam
Morphin 'u besmrtno, dolazi kroz portal
Si zaglavio u vremenu warp iz 2004. godine, iako
A ja ne znam koji kurac da rimuju za
Ti si besmisleno kao Rapunzel sa jebenim pletenice
Pišeš normalno? Jebem ti biti normalan!
I ja sam samo kupio novi raygun iz budućnosti
Samo da dođu i pucati ya, kao kada Dobro je Ray J lud
Uzrok Fab je rekao da je izgledao kao peder na Mayweather je pad
Pjevajmo do čovjeka, a igrao klavir
Muškarac, oh čovjek, to je bila 24/7 poseban na kablovski kanal
Dakle, Ray J je otišao ravno do radio stanice
Već sutradan, Hej Fab, I'ma ubiti!
Lyrics dolazi na vas supersoničnom brzine (J.J. Fad)
Uh, summa-Lumma, dooma-Lumma, vi Pod pretpostavkom da sam ljudsko
Ono što moram da uradim da ga do tebe sam nadljudskim?
Inovativni i sam napravljen od gume, tako da sve što kažete je ricochetin 'se od mene i to će ljepilo za vas i
Ja poražavajući, više nego ikada pokazuje
Kako dati jebenu publici osjećaj kao da je to levitira
Nikad ne blijedi, i znam mrzitelji su zauvijek čeka
Za taj dan da mogu reći da sam pao, oni će se slavi
Jer znam kako da ih motivirani
Pravim podizanje muziku, možete napraviti lift glazbe
Oh, on je previše mainstream.
Pa, to je ono što oni rade kada ljubomoran, oni zbuniti to
To nije hip-hop, to pop, - jer sam pronašao Hella način da se to spoji
Uz rock, šok rep sa Doc
Baciti na Lose Yourself i da ih izgubiti
Ne znam kako da pjesme kao što su to
Ja ne znam šta reči za korištenje.
Javi mi kad padne na pamet
Dok sam Rippin 'bilo koji od ovih stihova koje u odnosu na vas
To je zavjese, ja nehotice boli vas
Koliko stihova I Gotta ubistvo
Dokažite da ako ste bili upola lijepo, svojim pjesmama koje ste mogli žrtvovati djevice previše ?!
Uh, škola lakej, pilula narkoman
Ali pogled na priznanja ove vještine Brung mene
Pun sebe, ali i dalje gladan
I bully sebe jer sam da me ono što sam stavio svoj um
I ja sam milion liga iznad vas
Bolestan kada govorim u jezicima, ali je i dalje jezik-u-obraz, jebi se
Ja sam pijan, tako, Sotona, uzmi jebeni točka
I'ma spavati na prednjem sedištu
Bumpin 'Heavy D i Boyz, još Chunky ali Funky
Ali u mojoj glavi ima nešto što mogu osjetiti vuče i bore
Anđeli se bore sa đavolima i ovdje je ono što oni žele od mene
Oni pitao me da eliminiše neke od žena mrze
Ali, ako se uzme u obzir mržnjom
Imam, onda možete biti malo strpljivi
I više sluha za situaciju
I razumjeti diskriminacije
Ali jebi ga, život je Handin 'ti limun? Napravi limunadu onda!
Ali ako ne mogu da tuče žene
Jebote, kako bih trebao da ih tortu onda ?!
Nemojte ga pogrešno Sotoni; to je fatalna greška
Ako mislite da moram biti u inostranstvu i uzeti odmor
U trip širok, i da joj padne na njenom licu i
Ne budi retardiran-biti kralj? mislim da ne
Zašto biti kralj kad možete biti bog?