Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance (Six minutes— Six minutes—)
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on!)
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what.
Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance (Six minutes— Six minutes—)
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on!)
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what.
If that means what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble;
And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
You are just what the doc ordered
[Chorus]
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot
[Verse 1]
But for me to rap like a computer it must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a livin' and a killin' off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and as indecent as all hell
Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)
This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match
With this rappity brat, packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac'
Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
And at the exact same time, I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicin' that
I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic, I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are havin' a rough time period, here's a maxi pad
It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpièce
[Chorus]
Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintainin' this shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like Ι have got
[Verse 2]
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
Simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the Earth like an asteroid
Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (Pew!)
MCs get taken to school with this music
Cause I use it as a vehicle to bus the rhyme
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren
Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
To meet Run–D.M.C., induct them
Into the motherfuckin' Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Even though I'll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game, 'til I walk a flock of flames
Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin'?
Little gay-lookin' boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face, lookin' boy (Ha-ha!)
You're witnessin' a mass-occur
Like you're watching a church gathering take place, lookin' boy
Oy vey, that boy's gay!—that's all they say, lookin' boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a way to go from your label every day, lookin' boy
Hey, lookin' boy! What you say, lookin' boy?
I get a hell yeah from Dre, lookin' boy
I'ma work for everything I have, never asked nobody for shit
Get outta my face, lookin' boy!
Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable
Of keepin' up with the same pace, lookin' boy, 'cause—
[Chorus]
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racin' around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod
This planet's Krypton—no, Asgard, Asgard
[Verse 3]
So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin
You rodent, I'm omnipotent
Let off, then I'm reloadin'
Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walkin' dead, but I'm just a talkin' head, a zombie floatin'
But I got your mom deep-throatin'
I'm out my Ramen Noodle
We have nothin' in common, poodle
I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
It's me, my honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes
To maybe try to help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines
Just in case 'cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry lookin' at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground
But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come tryin'
To censor you like that one line
I said on I'm Back from The Mathers LP 1 when I
Tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a 9
See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the portal
You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrows
You write normal? Fuck being normal!
And I just bought a new raygun from the future
Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather's pad
Singin' to a man while he played piano
Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station
The very next day, Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!
Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman?
Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
Oh, he's too mainstream.
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
It's not hip-hop, it's pop,—'cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use.
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm rippin' any one of these verses that versus you
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to
Prove that if you were half as nice, your songs you could sacrifice virgins too?!
Ugh, school flunky, pill junkie
But look at the accolades these skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
And I'm a million leagues above you
Ill when I speak in tongues, but it's still tongue-in-cheek, fuck you
I'm drunk, so, Satan, take the fucking wheel
I'ma sleep in the front seat
Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz, still Chunky but Funky
But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from me
They're askin' me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred
I have, then you may be a little patient
And more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it, life's handin' you lemons? Make lemonade then!
But if I can't batter the women
How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?!
Don't mistake him for Satan; it's a fatal mistake
If you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation
To trip a broad, and make her fall on her face and
Don't be a retard—be a king? Think not
Why be a king when you can be a god?
Gledajte, bio sam gonna ići lako na ne povrijediti
Ali ja sam samo idući u dobiti ovu jednu šansu (Šest minuta-šest minuta-)
Nešto nije u redu, osjećam to (šest minuta, Slim Shady, ti si se!)
Samo osjećaj imam, kao nešto što će se dogoditi, ali ne znam što.
Ako to znači ono što mislim da znači, da smo u nevolji, velikoj nevolji;
A ako je što su banane, kao što kažeš, neću riskirati
Vi ste upravo ono što je doktor naručio
[Hor]
Ja sam počinjanje da se osjećaju kao Rap Boga, Rap Boga
Svi moji ljudi iz prednjeg do stražnjeg znak, povratak klimanje
Sada, tko misli da njihove ruke su dovoljno dugo da slap kutija, slap kutiji?
Rekli su da sam rap poput robota, tako me zovu rap-bot
[1 redak]
No, za mene rap poput računala mora biti u mojim genima
Dobio sam laptop u mom džepu
Moj pen'll gasi kad sam ga pola penis
Imate debelu čvor iz tog profita rap
Izrađen Livin' i killin' izvan nje
Otkako je Bill Clinton je još uvijek u uredu
S Monica Lewinsky Feelin' na svom mudonja
Ja sam jedan MC i dalje iskren
No, kao primitivan i kao nepristojan kao i svi pakao
Slogova, skill-a-holic (Kill „em sve s)
Ovaj flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
Vi stvarno ne želim ući pissin' utakmicu
S ovim rappity derište, packin' Mac u stražnjem dijelu Ac”
Ruksak rap sranje, yap-yap, yackety-yack
A u točno isto vrijeme, ja pokušati ove lirske Acrobat akrobacije dok sam practicin' da
Ja ću i dalje moći slomiti jebeno stol
Preko leđa par pederima i crack na pola
Samo shvatio da je to ironično, bio sam potpisao ugovor s Aftermath nakon toga
Kako ne bih puhati? Sve što učiniti je kap F-bombe
Osjetite moj gnjev od napada
Reperi su havin' grubi vremenski period, evo maksi jastuk
To je zapravo katastrofalno loše za Wack
Dok sam maestralno izgradnje ovog remek-djela
[Hor]
Jer ja sam počinjanje da se osjećaju kao Rap Boga, Rap Boga
Svi moji ljudi iz prednjeg do stražnjeg znak, povratak klimanje
Sada, tko misli da njihove ruke su dovoljno dugo da slap kutija, slap kutiji?
Dopustite mi da vam pokazati maintainin' ovo sranje nije to tako teško, tako teško
Svi žele ključ i tajnu rap besmrtnost kao Ι imaju
[Redak 2]
Pa, da budemo iskreni Nacrtu-a
Jednostavno bijes i mladenački pretek
Svatko voli korijen za neugodnost
Hit Zemlju kao asteroid
Nije ništa, ali pucati za Mjesec od (Pew!)
MC dobiti uzeti u školu s ovom glazbom
Zato što sam ga koristiti kao sredstvo za autobusom rima
Sada sam voditi novu školu punu studenata
Mi? Ja sam proizvod Rakim
Lakim SHABAZZ, 2Pac, N.w.a., kocka, hej doktore, Ren
Yella, Eazy, hvala ti, što je dobio Slim
Inspirirani dovoljno za jedan dan odrastu, dići u zrak i biti u poziciji
Kako bi zadovoljili Run-D.m.c., INDUCT njih
U jebeno Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Iako ću hodati u crkvi i briznula u loptu od plamena
Samo Hall of Fame ću biti primljen u je alkohol slave
Na zidu srama
Ti pederi misle da je sve igra, „to hodam jato plamenu
Off dasci i, reci mi što se u kurac si razmišljao?
Malo gej-obličje dječak
Dakle, gay sam jedva mogu reći s ravno lice, gledao Dječak (ha-ha!)
Ti si witnessin' mass-dogoditi
Kao gledate crkva okupljanje održi, gledao dječak
Oy vey, taj dječak je gay! To je sve što kažu, gledao dječak
Možete dobiti palac gore, tapkanje na leđa
A način da se iz svog naljepnice svaki dan, gledao dječaka
Hej, Lookin' dječak! Što ti kažeš, gledao dječaka?
JA dobiti pakao da od Dre, gledao dječaka
Ja sam rad za sve sam, nikada nisam tražio nikoga za sranje
Get outta moje lice, gledao dječaka!
Uglavnom, dečko, ti si nikada neće biti u stanju
Od Drzanje s istim tempom, gledao dječak „cause-
[Hor]
Ja sam počinjanje da se osjećaju kao Rap Boga, Rap Boga
Svi moji ljudi iz prednjeg do stražnjeg znak, povratak klimanje
Način na koji sam Racina oko staze, zovu me NASCAR, NASCAR
Dale Earnhardt od prikolica, Bijela Otpad Boga
Kleknuti pred General Zod
Ovaj planet je Krypton-ne, Asgard, Asgard
[Redak 3]
Tako ćete biti Thor, a ja ću biti Odin
glodavaca Ti, ja sam svemoguć
Neka se, onda ću reloadin'
Odmah s tim bombama sam totin'
I ne treba se buditi
Ja sam walkin' mrtav, ali ja sam samo talkin' glava, zombi pluta
Ali dobio sam tvoja mama duboko throatin'
Ja sam moju ramen Noodle
Imamo ništa zajedničko, pudlica
Ja sam doberman, prstohvat sebe u ruku i odati počast, učenik
To sam ja, moja iskrenost je brutalna
Ali to je iskreno uzaludno ako se ne iskoristi ono što radim, iako
Za dobro barem jednom u neko vrijeme
Tako želim da li se negdje u ovoj chicken ispočetka sam piskarati i škrabotine dovoljno pjesmice
Da možda pokušati pomoći dobiti neke ljude kroz teška vremena
Ali moram držati nekoliko punchlines
Samo u slučaju „uzrok čak i vi nepotpisani
Reperi su gladni gledaš mene kao da je vrijeme ručka
Znam da je vrijeme u kojem sam jednom
Je li kralj podzemlja
Ali ja još uvijek rap kao da sam na mom Pharoahe Mönch samljeti
Tako sam škripanje rime, ali ponekad kada se kombiniraju
Apel s bojom kože od mina
Možete dobiti prevelik i ovdje dolaze pokušavam
Da vam cenzurirati kao da je jedan redak
rekao sam da sam natrag iz Mathers LP 1 kad sam
Pokušao reći ću uzeti sedam djece od Columbine
Put „sve em u nizu, dodati AK-47, revolver i 9
Pogledajte i ako ja dobiti daleko s njom sada kad nije tako velika kao što sam bio, ali ja sam
Morphin' u besmrtnom, Commin preko portala
Vi ste zaglavi u Time Warp iz 2004. godine ipak
I ne znam koji kurac da pjesmica za
Ti si besmisleno kao Rapunzel s fuckin' cornrows
Pišeš normalno? Jebi se normalno!
I ja sam upravo kupio novi raygun iz budućnosti
Samo da dođe i pucati ya, kao kad Fabolous napravio Ray J lud
Uzrok Fab rekao je izgledao kao peder na Mayweather je jastučić
Pjevajmo do čovjeka, dok je on igrao klavir
Čovjek, oh čovjek, koji je bio 24/7 posebni kabelski kanal
Tako da Ray J otišao ravno na radio postaji
Već sljedećeg dana, Hej Fab, Ja sam te ubiti!
Tekstovi Comin' na vas nadzvučnom brzinom (J. J. hir)
Uh, summa-Lumma, dooma-Lumma, ti assumin' Ja sam čovjek
Što moram učiniti da ga doći do vas sam nadljudske?
Inovativni i ja sam od gume, tako da sve što kažem je ricochetin' od mene i to će lijepiti na vas i
Ja sam poražavajući, više nego ikad pokazujući
Kako dati jebeno Publika osjećaj kao da je lebdjeti
Nikad blijedi, a znam mrzitelji zauvijek čekaju
Za dan da mogu reći da sam pao, oni će slaviti
Jer znam način da se „em motivirani
Onaj sam uzdizanja glazbe, što bi dizala glazbu
Oh, on je previše mainstream.
Pa, to je ono što im je činiti kad su dobili ljubomorni, oni ga zbuniti
To nije hip-hop, to je pop, - jer sam pronašao Hella način da ga osigurač
Sa stijene, šok rap sa Doc
Baciti na Izgubiti sebe i čine „em ga izgubiti
Ne znam kako bi pjesme kao što je to
Ne znam što riječi koristiti.
Javite mi kad se dogodi vama
Dok sam rippin' bilo koji od ovih stihova da je u odnosu na vas
To je zavjese, ja sam slučajno hurtin' ti
Koliko stihova moram ubiti da
Dokazati da ako su upola Nice, svoje pjesme mogao žrtvovati djevice previše ?!
Uh, škola lakej, pilula narkoman
No, pogled na priznanja te vještine me brung
Cijeli sam od sebe, ali još uvijek gladna
Ja svađati sam jer sam da me to što sam stavio moj um
A ja sam milijun milja iznad vas
Bolestan kad sam govoriti u jezicima, ali je još uvijek jezik-u-lice, jebi se
Ja sam pijan, pa, Sotona, uzmi jebeni kotača
Ja sam spavati na prednjem sjedalu
Bumpin' Heavy D i Boyz, još uvijek Chunky ali funky
No, u mojoj glavi postoji nešto što mogu osjetiti vuče i bore
Anđeli se bore s vragovima i ovdje je ono što oni žele od mene
Oni pitam ja kako bi se uklonili neke žene mrze
Ali ako se uzme u obzir gorku mržnju
Jesam, onda vam svibanj biti malo strpljiv
I više sluha za situaciju
I razumjeti diskriminaciju
Ali to, život je handin' vi limuna jebati? Napravite limunadu onda!
Ali ako ne mogu tijesto žene
Kako kurac bih trebao da ih ispeći kolač onda ?!
Nemojte ga zamijeniti za Sotonu; to je fatalna pogreška
Ako misliš da je potrebno da se u inozemstvo i uzeti odmor
Za putovanje širok, i da joj pada na lice i
Nemojte biti retard-biti kralj? ne mislite
Zašto biti kralj kad možete biti bog?