[Intro]
Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance (Six minutes—, six minutes—)
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on!)
by Sanderlei Silveira - 13/03/2023
[Intro]
Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance (Six minutes—, six minutes—)
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on!)
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what.
If that means what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble;
And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
You are just what the doc ordered
[Chorus]
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot
[Verse 1]
But for me to rap like a computer it must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a livin' and a killin' off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and as indecent as all hell
Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)
This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match
With this rappity brat, packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac'
Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
And at the exact same time, I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicin' that
I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic, I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are havin' a rough time period, here's a maxi pad
It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpièce
[Chorus]
Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintainin' this shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like Ι have got
[Verse 2]
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
Simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the Earth like an asteroid
Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (Pew!)
MCs get taken to school with this music
Cause I use it as a vehicle to "bus the rhyme"
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren
Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
To meet Run–D.M.C., and induct them
Into the motherfuckin' Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Even though I'll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game, 'til I walk a flock of flames
Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin'?
Little gay-lookin' boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face, lookin' boy (Ha-ha!)
You're witnessin' a mass-occur
Like you're watching a church gathering take place, lookin' boy
Oy vey, that boy's gay!—that's all they say, lookin' boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a "way to go" from your label every day, lookin' boy
Hey, lookin' boy! What you say, lookin' boy?
I get a "hell yeah" from Dre, lookin' boy
I'ma work for everything I have, never asked nobody for shit
Get outta my face, lookin' boy!
Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable
Of keepin' up with the same pace, lookin' boy, 'cause—
[Chorus]
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racin' around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod
This planet's Krypton—no, Asgard, Asgard
[Verse 3]
So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin
You rodent, I'm omnipotent
Let off, then I'm reloadin'
Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walkin' dead, but I'm just a talkin' head, a zombie floatin'
But I got your mom deep-throatin'
I'm out my Ramen Noodle
We have nothin' in common, poodle
I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
It's me, my honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes
To maybe try to help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines
Just in case 'cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry lookin' at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground
But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come tryin'
To censor you like that one line
I said on "I'm Back" from The Mathers LP 1 when I
Tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a 9
See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the portal
You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrows
You write normal? Fuck being normal!
And I just bought a new raygun from the future
Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather's pad
Singin' to a man while he played piano
Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station
The very next day, "Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!"
Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
Oh, he's too mainstream.
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
It's not hip-hop, it's pop,—'cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it
I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use.
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm rippin' any one of these verses that versus you
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to
Prove that if you were half as nice, your songs you could sacrifice virgins too?!
Ugh, school flunky, pill junkie
But look at the accolades these skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
And I'm a million leagues above you
Ill when I speak in tongues, but it's still tongue-in-cheek, fuck you
I'm drunk, so, Satan, take the fucking wheel
I'ma sleep in the front seat
Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz, still "Chunky but Funky"
But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from me
They're askin' me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred
I have, then you may be a little patient
And more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it, life's handin' you lemons? Make lemonade then!
But if I can't batter the women
How the fuck am I supposed to bake 'em a cake then?
Don't mistake him for Satan
It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation
To trip a broad, and make her fall on her face and
Don't be a retard—be a king? Think not
Why be a king when you can be a god?
[Uvod]
Poglej, šel bi te lažje, da ne poškodujem tvojih občutkov
Ampak bom dobil le to priložnost (šest minut -, šest minut -)
Nekaj je v redu, čutim (šest minut, vitko senčno, si vklopljen!)
Samo občutek, ki ga imam, kot da se nekaj zgodi, ampak ne vem kaj.
Če to pomeni tisto, kar mislim, da to pomeni, smo v težavah, velikih težavah;
In če je tako banane, kot pravite, ne tvegam
Ti si samo tisto, kar je naročil doktor
[Refren]
Začenjam se počutiti kot rap bog, rap bog
Vsi moji ljudje od spredaj do zadnjega kimanja, hrbet
Zdaj, kdo misli, da so njihove roke dovolj dolge, da lahko klofuta, slap box?
Rekli so, da rabim kot robot, zato me pokličite
[Verz 1]
Ampak, da rabim kot računalnik, mora biti v mojih genih
V zadnjem žepu imam prenosnik
Mi bo pere
Dobil sem maščobni vozel od tega rap dobička
Naredila živahno in se ubijala
Odkar je bil Bill Clinton še vedno na položaju
Z Monico Lewinsky se počuti na oreščku
Sem še vedno tako iskren
Toda nesramno in tako nespodobno kot ves pekel
Zlogi, spretnost-a-količni (ubij jih vse z)
Ta hip-hop za spolzalnosti
V resnici se ne želite spraviti v dvoboje
S tem drsenjem brata pakin 'a mac v zadnji strani AC'
Nahrbtnik rap sranje, yap-yap, yackety-yack
In hkrati poskusim te lirične akrobatske kaskade, medtem ko to prakticiram
Še vedno bom lahko zlomil mizo
Čez zadnji del pede
Le spoznal, da je ironično, podpisan sem bil po dejstvu
Kako ne bi mogel pihati? Vse, kar počnem, je, da spustim f-bombe
Začuti moj gnev napada
Raperji imajo grobo časovno obdobje, tukaj je maxi blazinica
Pravzaprav je katastrofalno slabo za wack
Medtem ko mojstrsko gradim ta masterpièce
[Refren]
Ker se začnem počutiti kot rap bog, rap bog
Vsi moji ljudje od spredaj do zadnjega kimanja, hrbet
Zdaj, kdo misli, da so njihove roke dovolj dolge, da lahko klofuta, slap box?
Naj pokažem, da ohranjate to sranje ni tako težko, tako težko
Vsi si želijo, da bi ključ in skrivnost rabila nesmrtnost, kot jo imajo ι
[Verz 2]
No, biti resničen načrt
Preprosto bes in mladostna bujnost
Vsi se radi ukoreninijo za motenje
Udaril po zemljo kot asteroid
Od takrat ni nič drugega kot streljal za Luno (Pew!)
MC se s to glasbo ukvarjajo v šolo
Ker ga uporabljam kot vozilo za "avtobusno rimo"
Zdaj vodim novo šolo, polno učencev
Jaz? Sem izdelek Rakima
Lakim Shabazz, 2pac, N.W.A, Cube, Hey Doc, Ren
Yella, eazy, hvala, dobili so vitke
Navdihnjen dovolj, da nekega dne odraste, razstreli in bodite v položaju
Da se srečajo z Run - D.M.C.
V dvorano slavnih maternic.
Čeprav bom hodil v cerkvi in počil v kroglici plamena
Samo Hall of Fame, v katerem bom uvedena, je alkohol slave
Na steni sramu
Ti peders misliš, da gre za vse igre, dokler ne hodim na jato plamena
Iz deske in, povej mi, kaj zajebavaš?
Mali gejevski fant
Torej gej, komaj to rečem z ravnim obrazom, pogledam fant (ha-ha!)
Ste priča množičnemu OCCUR
Kot da gledate cerkveno druženje, poiščite fant
Oy vey, ta fant je gej! - to je vse, kar rečejo, poglej fantje
Stinete palce, popnite na hrbet
In "način iti" z vaše etikete vsak dan, poiščite fant
Hej, poglej fant! Kaj praviš, pogledat fant?
Od Dre dobim "hudiča ja"
Delam za vse, kar imam, nikoli nisem prosil nikogar za sranje
Pojdi iz mojega obraza, poglej fant!
V bistvu fant, nikoli ne boš sposoben
Nadaljevati z istim tempom, videti fant, "
[Refren]
Začenjam se počutiti kot rap bog, rap bog
Vsi moji ljudje od spredaj do zadnjega kimanja, hrbet
Način, kako dirkam po progi, me pokliči NASCAR, NASCAR
Dale Earnhardt iz prikoličnega parka, bog belega smeti
Pokleknite pred generalom zod
Krypton tega planeta - ne, Asgard, Asgard
[Verz 3]
Torej boš Thor in bom Odin
Ti glodač, vsemogočen sem
Izpusti, potem se nalagam
Takoj s temi bombami sem
In me ne bi smeli prebuditi
Jaz sem mrtev, ampak samo govorim o glavi, zombi floatin '
Ampak tvoja mama sem globoko-grla '
Sem zunaj svojega ramenskega rezanca
Nimamo skupnega, pudla
Jaz sem Doberman, se stisnite v roko in se poklonite, učenec
To sem jaz, moja poštenost je brutalna
Ampak iskreno je brezplodno, če ne uporabljam tega, kar počnem
Za dobro vsaj enkrat
Torej želim se prepričati nekje v tej piščančjih praska
Morda poskusiti pomagati pri doseganju nekaterih ljudi skozi težke čase
Vendar moram obdržati nekaj udarcev
Za vsak slučaj, ker ste celo podpisali
Raperji so lačni, da me iščejo, kot da je kosilo
Vem, da je bil čas, ko sem enkrat
Je bil kralj podzemlja
Ampak še vedno rabim, kot da sem na svojem mletju Pharoahe Monch
Torej krčim rime, včasih pa, ko se združiš
Privlačnost z mojo barvo kože
Postaneš prevelik in tu pridejo poskusiti
Cenzurirati, da vam je všeč ta ena vrstica
Rekel sem na "vrnem se" iz mathers lp 1, ko sem
Poskušal reči, da bom vzel sedem otrok iz Columbine
Vse jih postavite v črto, dodajte AK-47, revolver in 9
Poglejte, če se zdaj umaknem, da nisem tako velik kot jaz, ampak jaz sem
Preliva v nesmrtno, prihajajo skozi portal
Zataknjeni ste v časovni osnovi od leta 2004
In ne vem, za kaj za vraga, za katerega se rimaš
Nesmiselno si kot Rapunzel z prekletimi korščicami
Pišete normalno? Jebi se normalno!
In pravkar sem kupil nov raygun iz prihodnosti
Samo, da pridem in ustreliš, kot takrat, ko je Fabolous naredil Ray J Mad
Ker je Fab dejal, da je videti kot peder na Mayweather's Pad
Poje moškemu, medtem ko je igral klavir
Človek, o človek, to je bilo 24/7 posebnega na kabelskem kanalu
Torej Ray J je šel naravnost na radijsko postajo
Še naslednji dan: "Hej, fab, jaz te ubijem!"
Besedila prihajajo pri vas pri Supersonic Speed (J. J. Fad)
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, domnevaš, da sem človek
Kaj moram storiti, da se vam spotaknem? Sem nadčloveški
Inovativen in sem narejen iz gume, tako da je vse, kar rečeš
Sem uničujoč, bolj kot kdajkoli prej
Kako dati materinski občinstvu občutek, kot da je levit
Nikoli ne bledi in vem, da sovražniki za vedno čakajo
Za dan, za katerega lahko rečejo, da sem padel, bodo praznovali
Ker vem, kako jih motivirati
Ustvarjam dvigajočo glasbo, ustvarjaš glasbo z dvigalom
Oh, preveč je mainstream.
No, to počnejo, ko postanejo ljubosumni, zmedejo
Ni hip-hop, to je pop,-ker sem našel hello način, da ga zlijem
Z rockom, šok rap z doc
Vrzite "izgubi se" in jih izgubite
Ne vem, kako narediti takšne pesmi
Ne vem, katere besede naj uporabim.
Sporočite mi, ko se vam zgodi
Medtem ko sem v katerem koli od teh verzov, ki so v primerjavi z vami
To so zavese, nehote te boli
Koliko verzov moram umoriti
Dokažite, da če ste na pol tako lepi, lahko tudi svoje pesmi žrtvujete tudi device?!
Ugh, šola flunky, tablet narkoman
Toda poglejte, da so mi priznanja te spretnosti Brung
Polna sebe, a vseeno lačna
Ustrahujem se, ker me prisilim, da delam tisto, kar sem si mislil
In sem milijon lig nad vami
Bolan, ko govorim v jezikih, vendar je to še vedno jezik v obraz
Pijan sem, torej, Satan, vzemite prekleto kolo
Spim na sprednjem sedežu
Bumpin 'Heavy D in The Boyz, še vedno "močan, a funky"
Toda v moji glavi se lahko počutim nekaj, kar se mi zdi
Angeli se borijo s hudiči in tukaj je tisto, kar hočejo od mene
Zahtevajo me, da odpravim nekatere sovražnike
Če pa upoštevate grenko sovraštvo
Imam, potem si morda malo pacient
In bolj naklonjeni situaciji
In razumeti diskriminacijo
Ampak jebi se, življenje te limone? Naredite potem limonado!
Če pa ne morem prebiti žensk
Kako za vraga naj bi jih potem pekel torto?
Ne zamenjajte ga za Satana
To je usodna napaka, če mislite, da moram biti v tujini in si privoščiti dopust
Da bi se odpravila na široko in ji padla na obraz in
Ne bodi retard - biti kralj? Mislim, da ne
Zakaj biti kralj, ko si lahko Bog?