[Intro]
Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance (Six minutes—, six minutes—)
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on!)
by Sanderlei Silveira - 13/03/2023
[Intro]
Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance (Six minutes—, six minutes—)
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on!)
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what.
If that means what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble;
And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
You are just what the doc ordered
[Chorus]
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot
[Verse 1]
But for me to rap like a computer it must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a livin' and a killin' off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and as indecent as all hell
Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)
This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match
With this rappity brat, packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac'
Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
And at the exact same time, I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicin' that
I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic, I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are havin' a rough time period, here's a maxi pad
It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpièce
[Chorus]
Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintainin' this shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like Ι have got
[Verse 2]
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
Simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the Earth like an asteroid
Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (Pew!)
MCs get taken to school with this music
Cause I use it as a vehicle to "bus the rhyme"
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren
Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
To meet Run–D.M.C., and induct them
Into the motherfuckin' Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Even though I'll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game, 'til I walk a flock of flames
Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin'?
Little gay-lookin' boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face, lookin' boy (Ha-ha!)
You're witnessin' a mass-occur
Like you're watching a church gathering take place, lookin' boy
Oy vey, that boy's gay!—that's all they say, lookin' boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a "way to go" from your label every day, lookin' boy
Hey, lookin' boy! What you say, lookin' boy?
I get a "hell yeah" from Dre, lookin' boy
I'ma work for everything I have, never asked nobody for shit
Get outta my face, lookin' boy!
Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable
Of keepin' up with the same pace, lookin' boy, 'cause—
[Chorus]
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racin' around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod
This planet's Krypton—no, Asgard, Asgard
[Verse 3]
So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin
You rodent, I'm omnipotent
Let off, then I'm reloadin'
Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walkin' dead, but I'm just a talkin' head, a zombie floatin'
But I got your mom deep-throatin'
I'm out my Ramen Noodle
We have nothin' in common, poodle
I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
It's me, my honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes
To maybe try to help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines
Just in case 'cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry lookin' at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground
But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come tryin'
To censor you like that one line
I said on "I'm Back" from The Mathers LP 1 when I
Tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a 9
See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the portal
You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrows
You write normal? Fuck being normal!
And I just bought a new raygun from the future
Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather's pad
Singin' to a man while he played piano
Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station
The very next day, "Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!"
Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
Oh, he's too mainstream.
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
It's not hip-hop, it's pop,—'cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it
I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use.
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm rippin' any one of these verses that versus you
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to
Prove that if you were half as nice, your songs you could sacrifice virgins too?!
Ugh, school flunky, pill junkie
But look at the accolades these skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
And I'm a million leagues above you
Ill when I speak in tongues, but it's still tongue-in-cheek, fuck you
I'm drunk, so, Satan, take the fucking wheel
I'ma sleep in the front seat
Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz, still "Chunky but Funky"
But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from me
They're askin' me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred
I have, then you may be a little patient
And more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it, life's handin' you lemons? Make lemonade then!
But if I can't batter the women
How the fuck am I supposed to bake 'em a cake then?
Don't mistake him for Satan
It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation
To trip a broad, and make her fall on her face and
Don't be a retard—be a king? Think not
Why be a king when you can be a god?
[Intro]
Gledaj, bilo mi je lako da ne povredim svoja osećanja
Ali ja ću dobiti samo jednu šansu (šest minuta -, šest minuta-)
Nešto nije u redu, mogu to osjetiti (šest minuta, tanko sjeni, nalazite!)
Samo osjećaj koji imam, kao da se nešto događa, ali ne znam šta.
Ako to znači ono što mislim da znači, u nevolji smo, velike nevolje;
A ako je kao banane kao što kažete, ne uzimam nikakve šanse
Ti si upravo ono što je doc naredio
[Chorus]
Počinjem da se osećam kao rap Bož, Rap Bože
Svi moji ljudi s fronta na stražnji dio glavom, nazad kim
Sad, ko misli da su njihovi naručje dovoljno dugo da šale kutiju, kutiju slap?
Rekli su da se rapam kao robota, pa me nazovite rap-bot
[VERSE 1]
Ali za mene da se rapim kao računar mora biti u mojim genima
Imam laptop u stražnjem džepu
Olovka mi će otići kad sam pola penisa
Dobio je debeli čvor iz tog rap profita
Napravio živu i ubijanje
Otkako je Bill Clinton još bio na dužnosti
Sa Monicom Lewinsky osjećaju se na svom oraščićem
Ja sam Mc još uvijek iskren
Ali kao nepristojno i kao nepristojno kao i sav pakao
Slogovi, vještinu-a-holic (ubiti ih sve)
Ova prekrištavanje dipity-hip-hop
Ne želite da uđete u pissin 'utakmicu
S ovom maglicom bratom, pakirajte Mac u stražnjem dijelu ac '
Ruksak rap sranje, yap-yap, yacty-yack
I u točno istovremeno pokušavam ove lirske akrobatne stotine dok to prakticiram
I dalje ću moći razbiti stol za jebeno
Preko poleđine nekoliko pedera i pukne ga na pola
Samo je shvatio da je ironično, bio sam potpisan nakon toga nakon činjenice
Kako ne bih mogao da pušem? Sve što radim je spuštanje f-bombe
Osjetite moj gnjev napada
Reperi imaju grubi vremenski period, evo maxi jastuka
Zapravo je to katastrofalno loš za Wack
Dok majstorski iznosim ovaj masterpièce
[Chorus]
Jer počinjem da se osećam kao rep Bož, Rap Bože
Svi moji ljudi s fronta na stražnji dio glavom, nazad kim
Sad, ko misli da su njihovi naručje dovoljno dugo da šale kutiju, kutiju slap?
Dopustite da vam pokažem da održavate ovo sranje nije tako teško, tako teško
Svi žele ključ i tajnu rep besmrtnosti poput ι
[VERSE 2]
Pa, da budem istinit nacrti
Jednostavno bijes i mladenalno bujnost
Svi vole da se ukorijeni za smetnju
Udari u zemlju kao asteroid
Nije učinio ništa osim pucanja za Mjesec (Pew!)
MCS se odvedu u školu sa ovom muzikom
Jer ga koristim kao vozilo za "autobus rime"
Sada vodim novu školu punu studenata
Ja? Ja sam proizvod Rakima
Lakim Shabazz, 2pac, n.w.a, kocke, hej doc, ren
Yella, eazy, hvala, dobili su tanak
Dovoljno inspirisan da jedan dan odraste, raznese i bude u položaju
Upoznati Run-D.M.C. I uvodite ih
U jebotenu kamenu i kolutnu salu slave
Iako ću hodati u crkvi i izbiti u kuglu plamena
Samo sala slave koju ću biti uveden je alkohol slave
Na zidu sramote
Vi mislite da je sve igra, dok ne hodam plameno
S obzirom na dasku i, reci mi šta ubo, misliš?
Mali gej-gleda
Pa gay jedva mogu to reći ravnopramnim licem, gledanje dječaka (ha-ha!)
Ti si svjedok masovni
Kao da gledate crkveni okupljajući, izgledaju, gledajući dečko
Oy Vey, taj dječakov gej! -To je sve što kažu, gledajući dečko
Dobivate palčeve gore, požalite na leđima
I "način da krenem" iz vaše etikete svaki dan, gledajući dečko
Hej, gledaj! Šta kažeš, tražim dečko?
Dobivam "pakao da" iz Dre, gledam dečko
Ja radim za sve što imam, nikad nisam pitao nikoga zbog sranja
Izlazi iz lica, tražim dečko!
U osnovi, dečko, nikad nećete biti sposobni
Da se držim istim tempom, gledajući dečko, jer-
[Chorus]
Počinjem da se osećam kao rap Bož, Rap Bože
Svi moji ljudi s fronta na stražnji dio glavom, nazad kim
Način na koji se rakujem oko staze, nazovite me Nascar, Nascar
Dale Earnhardt parka prikolice, bijelo smeće boga
Klekni prije generala Zoda
Ova planeta Kripton-NO, Asgard, ASGARD
[VERSE 3]
Pa ćete biti Thor i ja ću biti Odin
Vi glodavac, ja sam svemoguć
Pusti, onda sam pregovorio
Odmah sa ovim bombima, ja sam
I ne bih se trebao probuditi
Ja sam mrtav, ali ja sam samo pričao glavu, zombi plutajući '
Ali imam tvoju mamu duboko grlo
Ja sam vani moj ramen rezanci
Ništa nemamo zajedničko, Pudlica
Ja sam Doberman, ubacim se u ruku i platite počast, učenika
To sam ja, moja iskrenost brutalna
Ali iskreno je uzalud ako ne koristim ono što radim
Za dobro barem jednom u neko vrijeme
Pa želim da se pobrinem negde u ovoj piletinoj ogrebotinu, pišući i doodle dovoljno rima
Da biste možda pokušali pomoći da se neki ljudi kroz teška vremena
Ali moram zadržati nekoliko proboja
Samo u slučaju jer nisi čak nizdržao
Reperi su gladni gledaju na mene kao da je ručak
Znam da je bilo vremena gdje sam jednom
Bio kralj podzemlja
Ali i dalje sam rapao kao da sam na mojem monch-u Pharoahe Monch
Pa ja mrzim rime, ali ponekad kad se kombinirate
Apel sa rudnikom kožom
Preveliki ste i evo ih pokušavaju
Do cenzure volite li jednu liniju
Rekao sam na "Vratio sam se" iz mathera LP 1 kad sam
Pokušao reći da ću uzeti sedam djece iz Columbinea
Stavite ih sve u liniju, dodajte AK-47, revolver i 9
Pogledajte da li se sada izvučem s tim što nisam toliko velik kao što sam bio, ali ja sam
Morfin 'u besmrtno, ulazi kroz portal
Ipak ste zaglavili u vremenu iz 2004. godine
I ne znam šta jebote koje si rimu
Besmislen si kao Rapunzel sa jebenim kukuruzom
Pišete normalno? Jebi se normalno!
I upravo sam kupio novi Raygun iz budućnosti
Samo da dođem i pucaj, kao da je najblaže što se radi na zlu
Jer je FAB rekao da je izgledao kao peder na maywearseovom jastuku
Pjeva čovjeku dok je igrao klavir
Čovječe, oh čovječe, to je bio 24/7 poseban na kablovskom kanalu
Tako je Ray J otišao ravno na radio stanicu
Sljedećeg dana, "Hej Fab, ubijem te!"
Tekstovi se nalaze na supersonic Speed (J.J. Fad)
Uh, Summa-Lumma, Dooma-lumma, svidjelj se 'sam čovjek
Šta moram učiniti da te preuzmem? Ja sam nadperhuman
Inovativan i napravljen sam od gume, tako da nešto što kažete je rikohetin od mene i to će vam zalijepiti i
Ja sam poguban, više nego ikad demonstriram
Kako dati majmursku publiku osjećaj kao da se lebdi
Nikad ne blede, a znam da mrzitelji zauvijek čekaju
Za dan kada mogu reći da sam pao, slaviće
Jer znam način da se motiviraju
Napravljam povisite muziku, napravite lift muziku
Oh, previše je glavni tok.
Pa, to rade kad se ljubomori, zbunjuju ga
To nije hip-hop, to je pop, - jer sam našao Hella način da ga osiguram
Sa rock-om, šokom rap sa doc
Baci na "izgubi se" i učini ih da ga izgube
Ne znam kako napraviti takve pjesme
Ne znam koje reči za upotrebu.
Javite mi kad se javlja vama
Dok se javim bilo kojim od ovih stihova u odnosu na vas
To su zavjese, nehotice vas povrijedim
Koliko stihova moram ubiti
Dokažite da ako ste bili napola kao lijepe, vaše pjesme koje biste mogli žrtvovati i virgine?!
Ugh, školska flunky, pilula
Ali pogledajte priznanje koje su mi ove vještine pokupile
Pun sebe, ali još uvijek gladan
Naglim se jer sam učinio da radim ono što radim
I ja sam milion liga iznad tebe
Bolestan kad govorim jezicima, ali to je još uvijek jezik u obrazu, jebi se
Pijan sam, pa, sotona, uzmi jebeni točak
Spavam na prednjem sjedalu
Bumpin 'Heavy D i Boyz, još uvijek "Chunky, ali funky"
Ali u mojoj glavi postoji nešto što mogu osjetiti tegget i boriti se
Anđeli se bore sa vragovima i evo šta žele od mene
Oni me pitaju da eliminiram neke žene mrze
Ali ako uzmete u obzir gorku mržnju
Imam, onda si možda mali pacijent
I simpatičniji situaciji
I razumiju diskriminaciju
Ali jebi se, život ti rukuje limune? Napravite limunadu!
Ali ako ne mogu zastrati žene
Kako bih kurac trebao da ih ispečem tortu?
Nemojte ga pogrešiti za sotonu
To je fatalna greška ako mislite da moram biti u inozemstvu i odmori se
Da se izvede široko i učini da je padne na lice i
Nemojte biti retard-budite kralj? Mislite da ne
Zašto biti kralj kad možeš biti bog?