[Intro]
Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance (Six minutes—, six minutes—)
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on!)
by Sanderlei Silveira - 13/03/2023
[Intro]
Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance (Six minutes—, six minutes—)
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on!)
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what.
If that means what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble;
And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
You are just what the doc ordered
[Chorus]
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot
[Verse 1]
But for me to rap like a computer it must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a livin' and a killin' off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and as indecent as all hell
Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)
This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match
With this rappity brat, packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac'
Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
And at the exact same time, I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicin' that
I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic, I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are havin' a rough time period, here's a maxi pad
It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpièce
[Chorus]
Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintainin' this shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like Ι have got
[Verse 2]
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
Simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the Earth like an asteroid
Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (Pew!)
MCs get taken to school with this music
Cause I use it as a vehicle to "bus the rhyme"
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren
Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
To meet Run–D.M.C., and induct them
Into the motherfuckin' Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Even though I'll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game, 'til I walk a flock of flames
Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin'?
Little gay-lookin' boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face, lookin' boy (Ha-ha!)
You're witnessin' a mass-occur
Like you're watching a church gathering take place, lookin' boy
Oy vey, that boy's gay!—that's all they say, lookin' boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a "way to go" from your label every day, lookin' boy
Hey, lookin' boy! What you say, lookin' boy?
I get a "hell yeah" from Dre, lookin' boy
I'ma work for everything I have, never asked nobody for shit
Get outta my face, lookin' boy!
Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable
Of keepin' up with the same pace, lookin' boy, 'cause—
[Chorus]
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racin' around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod
This planet's Krypton—no, Asgard, Asgard
[Verse 3]
So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin
You rodent, I'm omnipotent
Let off, then I'm reloadin'
Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walkin' dead, but I'm just a talkin' head, a zombie floatin'
But I got your mom deep-throatin'
I'm out my Ramen Noodle
We have nothin' in common, poodle
I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
It's me, my honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes
To maybe try to help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines
Just in case 'cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry lookin' at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground
But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come tryin'
To censor you like that one line
I said on "I'm Back" from The Mathers LP 1 when I
Tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a 9
See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the portal
You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrows
You write normal? Fuck being normal!
And I just bought a new raygun from the future
Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather's pad
Singin' to a man while he played piano
Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station
The very next day, "Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!"
Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
Oh, he's too mainstream.
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
It's not hip-hop, it's pop,—'cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it
I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use.
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm rippin' any one of these verses that versus you
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to
Prove that if you were half as nice, your songs you could sacrifice virgins too?!
Ugh, school flunky, pill junkie
But look at the accolades these skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
And I'm a million leagues above you
Ill when I speak in tongues, but it's still tongue-in-cheek, fuck you
I'm drunk, so, Satan, take the fucking wheel
I'ma sleep in the front seat
Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz, still "Chunky but Funky"
But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from me
They're askin' me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred
I have, then you may be a little patient
And more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it, life's handin' you lemons? Make lemonade then!
But if I can't batter the women
How the fuck am I supposed to bake 'em a cake then?
Don't mistake him for Satan
It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation
To trip a broad, and make her fall on her face and
Don't be a retard—be a king? Think not
Why be a king when you can be a god?
[介绍]
看，我会轻松的你，不要伤害你的感受
但是我只会有一次机会（六分钟 - 六分钟）
有些问题，我可以感觉到（六分钟，苗条的阴暗，你在上面！）
只是我有一种感觉，就像要发生的事情一样，但我不知道。
如果这意味着我认为这意味着什么，那么我们陷入困境，大麻烦。
如果他像你所说的那样香蕉，我没有任何机会
您正是Doc订购的
[合唱]
我开始感觉像是说唱神，说唱神
我所有的人从前到后面点头，向后点头
现在，谁认为自己的手臂足够长，可以拍打盒子，打巴掌？
他们说我像机器人一样说唱，所以叫我说唱 - 机器人
[第1节]
但是要我像计算机一样说唱，它一定是在我的基因中
我的后兜里有一台笔记本电脑
我的笔半锁时我的笔会掉下来
从说唱利润中获得了一个胖结
使生命和杀死
自比尔·克林顿（Bill Clinton）仍在任职以来
莫妮卡·莱温斯基（Monica Lewinsky）
我仍然很诚实
但是像所有地狱一样粗鲁和不雅
音节，技巧 - 毫无用处（与所有人一起杀人）
这个轻率的浸泡式嘻哈
你真的不想参加小便的比赛
有了这个矛盾的小子，Packin'AC背面的Mac'
背包说唱废话，yap-yap，yackety-yack
同时，我在实践时尝试了这些抒情的杂技演
我仍然可以打破一张母亲的桌子
在几个fagot的背面，将其分成两半
只是意识到这是讽刺的，我被事后签约了
我怎么不吹？我要做的就是放下炸弹
感受我的攻击之怒
说唱歌手是一个艰难的时期，这是一个超长垫
实际上对瓦克来说是灾难性的
当我熟练地构建这个主人时
[合唱]
因为我开始感觉像是说唱神，说唱神
我所有的人从前到后面点头，向后点头
现在，谁认为自己的手臂足够长，可以拍打盒子，打巴掌？
让我告诉你这件事并不难，那么艰难
每个人都想要像我这样的钥匙和说唱不朽的秘诀
[第2节]
好吧，说实话的蓝图
只是愤怒和年轻的旺盛
每个人都喜欢扎根
像小行星一样击中地球
自从（皮尤！）以来，除了为月球开枪，什么都不做。
MCS通过这种音乐被带到学校
因为我将其用作“押韵”的车辆
现在我带领一所新的学校到满是学生
我？我是Rakim的产品
Lakim Shabazz，2Pac，N.W.A，Cube，Hey Doc，Ren
Yella，Eazy，谢谢，他们很苗条
有足够的启发到一天长大，炸毁并处于位置
满足Run – D.M.C。并引入他们
进入Motherfuckin的摇滚名人堂
即使我会走进教堂，爆发在火焰球中
我会被吸引的唯一名人堂是名望的酒精
在羞耻的墙上
你想这是一场比赛，直到我走一群火焰
从木板上掉，告诉我你在他妈的你在想什么？
小男同性恋男孩
所以同性恋我几乎不能用直面的脸说，看着男孩（ha-ha！）
你见证了一个群众
就像您在看教堂聚会一样，看着男孩
Oy Vey，那个男孩的同性恋！
你竖起大拇指，拍拍
每天从您的标签中获得“要走的路”，看看男孩
嘿，看着男孩！你说什么，看男孩？
我从德雷那里得到一个“地狱”，看，男孩
我为我所拥有的一切工作，从来没有问任何人
让我的脸脱颖而出，看着男孩！
基本上，男孩，你永远不会有能力
以相同的速度来保持，看上去很'
[合唱]
我开始感觉像是说唱神，说唱神
我所有的人从前到后面点头，向后点头
我在赛道上撒满的方式，叫我NASCAR，NASCAR
拖车公园的戴尔·恩哈特（Dale Earnhardt），白色垃圾神
跪在一般Zod之前
这个星球的K k -no，Asgard，Asgard
[第3节]
所以你会成为托尔，我会成为奥丁
你啮齿动物，我无所不能
放开，然后我重新载体'
立即使用这些炸弹，我很棒
我不应该被唤醒
我是死去的，但我只是说话的头，僵尸浮标'
但是我让你妈妈深入throatin'
我是我的拉面面条
我们没有共同的，贵宾犬
我是杜宾人
是我，我的诚实是残酷的
但是，老实说，如果我不利用我的工作，那是徒劳的
至少偶尔
所以我想确保在这只鸡划痕的某个地方我涂抹足够的押韵
可能试图帮助某些人度过艰难的时期
但是我要保留一些打孔器
以防万一，因为即使您未签名
说唱歌手饥饿地看着我，就像是午餐时间
我知道有一次我
是地下的国王
但是我仍然说像我在法罗阿（Pharoahe Monch）上
所以我把韵
吸引我的肤色
你太大了，他们来尝试
为了审查您喜欢那条线
我从Mathers LP 1的“我回来”时说
试图说我要带七个孩子从哥伦拜恩带
将全部放在一条线上，添加AK-47，左轮手枪和9
现在看看我现在不像我那样大，但是我
通过门户网站变形，变成不朽的，comin
从2004年开始，您陷入了时间扭曲
而且我不知道你押韵什么
你毫无意义，像公主和他妈的玉米rows
你写正常吗？他妈的正常！
我刚刚从未来买了一个新的雷贡
只是要来拍摄YA，就像当Fabolous Make Ray J Mad
因为Fab说他看上去像梅威瑟的垫子
在弹钢琴时向男人唱歌
伙计，哦，那是有线频道上的24/7特别节目
所以雷·J直达广播电台
第二天，“嘿，我要杀了你！”
歌词以超音速速度对您（J.J. FAD）
呃，夏 - 路玛，杜马 - 卢玛，你以为我是人
我必须做什么才能使您陷入困境？我是超人
创新的，我是用橡胶制成的，所以你说的任何东西都脱离了我，它会粘在你身上
我是毁灭性的，比以往任何时候都更加
如何让母亲的观众感觉像是浮动的感觉
永不褪色，我知道仇恨者永远在等待
在他们可以说我摔倒的那一天，他们将庆祝
因为我知道有动力的方式
我做音乐，你做电梯音乐
哦，他太主流了。
好吧，这就是当他们嫉妒时，他们会感到困惑
这不是嘻哈音乐，它是流行的， - “因为我找到了一种融合它的Hella方式
与摇滚有关，与Doc的震惊说唱
扔“迷失自己”，使他们失去它
我不知道如何制作这样的歌曲
我不知道要使用什么单词。
让我知道什么时候发生
当我rippin'与您与您的经文中的任何一节
这是窗帘，我无意中伤害了你
我要谋杀多少经文
证明，如果您的一半好，您的歌曲也可以牺牲处女？
gh，学校笨拙，药丸瘾君子
但是看看这些技能的赞誉使我很高兴
充满我自己，但仍然饿
我欺负自己，因为我让我做我的想法
我比你高出一百万个联赛
当我说方言时，生病了，但这仍然是舌头上的舌头，操你
我喝醉了，所以，撒旦，拿起他妈的轮子
我是在前排座位上睡觉
Bumpin的沉重D和Boyz，仍然“矮胖但时髦”
但是在我的脑海中，我可以感到拉扯和挣扎
天使与魔鬼战斗，这就是他们想要的
他们是为了消除一些妇女的讨厌
但是，如果您考虑到痛苦的仇恨
我有，那你可能有点耐心
对情况更加同情
并了解歧视
但是，他妈的，生活的手'你柠檬？然后做柠檬水！
但是，如果我不能殴打女人
那我该如何烤蛋糕？
不要把他误认为撒旦
如果您认为我需要在海外去度假，这是一个致命的错误
遍布宽阔，让她跌倒在脸上，
不要成为智障 - 国王吗？不要想
当你可以成为上帝时，为什么要成为国王？