[Intro]
Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance (Six minutes—, six minutes—)
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on!)
by Sanderlei Silveira - 13/03/2023
[Intro]
Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance (Six minutes—, six minutes—)
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on!)
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what.
If that means what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble;
And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
You are just what the doc ordered
[Chorus]
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot
[Verse 1]
But for me to rap like a computer it must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a livin' and a killin' off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and as indecent as all hell
Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)
This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match
With this rappity brat, packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac'
Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
And at the exact same time, I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicin' that
I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic, I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are havin' a rough time period, here's a maxi pad
It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpièce
[Chorus]
Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintainin' this shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like Ι have got
[Verse 2]
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
Simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the Earth like an asteroid
Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (Pew!)
MCs get taken to school with this music
Cause I use it as a vehicle to "bus the rhyme"
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren
Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
To meet Run–D.M.C., and induct them
Into the motherfuckin' Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Even though I'll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game, 'til I walk a flock of flames
Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin'?
Little gay-lookin' boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face, lookin' boy (Ha-ha!)
You're witnessin' a mass-occur
Like you're watching a church gathering take place, lookin' boy
Oy vey, that boy's gay!—that's all they say, lookin' boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a "way to go" from your label every day, lookin' boy
Hey, lookin' boy! What you say, lookin' boy?
I get a "hell yeah" from Dre, lookin' boy
I'ma work for everything I have, never asked nobody for shit
Get outta my face, lookin' boy!
Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable
Of keepin' up with the same pace, lookin' boy, 'cause—
[Chorus]
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racin' around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod
This planet's Krypton—no, Asgard, Asgard
[Verse 3]
So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin
You rodent, I'm omnipotent
Let off, then I'm reloadin'
Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walkin' dead, but I'm just a talkin' head, a zombie floatin'
But I got your mom deep-throatin'
I'm out my Ramen Noodle
We have nothin' in common, poodle
I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
It's me, my honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes
To maybe try to help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines
Just in case 'cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry lookin' at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground
But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come tryin'
To censor you like that one line
I said on "I'm Back" from The Mathers LP 1 when I
Tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a 9
See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the portal
You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrows
You write normal? Fuck being normal!
And I just bought a new raygun from the future
Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather's pad
Singin' to a man while he played piano
Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station
The very next day, "Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!"
Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
Oh, he's too mainstream.
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
It's not hip-hop, it's pop,—'cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it
I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use.
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm rippin' any one of these verses that versus you
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to
Prove that if you were half as nice, your songs you could sacrifice virgins too?!
Ugh, school flunky, pill junkie
But look at the accolades these skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
And I'm a million leagues above you
Ill when I speak in tongues, but it's still tongue-in-cheek, fuck you
I'm drunk, so, Satan, take the fucking wheel
I'ma sleep in the front seat
Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz, still "Chunky but Funky"
But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from me
They're askin' me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred
I have, then you may be a little patient
And more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it, life's handin' you lemons? Make lemonade then!
But if I can't batter the women
How the fuck am I supposed to bake 'em a cake then?
Don't mistake him for Satan
It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation
To trip a broad, and make her fall on her face and
Don't be a retard—be a king? Think not
Why be a king when you can be a god?
[Intro]
Qarang, men sizning his-tuyg'ularingizni xafa qilmaslik uchun osonlashib ketardim
Ammo men bu imkoniyatni faqat bitta imkoniyatni olaman (olti daqiqa - olti daqiqadan)
Biror narsa noto'g'ri, men buni his qila olaman (olti daqiqa, sirli soyali!)
Faqat menda bo'lganim kabi, men nima bo'lishini istayman, lekin men nimani bilmayman.
Agar bu menimcha, bu nimani anglatishini anglatsa, biz muammoga, katta muammolarga duch kelyapmiz;
Agar siz aytganingizdek banan bo'lsa, men hech qanday imkoniyatga ega emasman
Siz shunchaki hujjat buyurgan narsasiz
[Xor]
Men RAP Xudo kabi his qilish uchun boshlanaman, Xudoning Xudoning RAH
Mening barcha odamlar mening old tomondan orqa bosh qimirish
Endi ularning qo'llari quticha, quticha qutichaga etarlicha uzoq vaqtdan beri etarlicha
Ular men robot kabi Rep aytganman, shuning uchun meni Rap-bot deb chaqiring
[1-oyat]
Lekin men uchun kompyuter kabi Rep galstiringda bo'lishi kerak
Men orqa cho'ntagimda noutbuk oldim
Mening qalamm bo'lganimda mening qalamm o'chadi
Rep foydasidan semiz tuguningiz bor
Livin va qotillik qildi
Bill Klinton hali ham ofisda bo'lganidan beri
Monika Lyuinskiy bilan uning yong'oq ustida
Men halol ekanman, halolman
Ammo qo'pol va axloqsiz do'zax kabi
Bo'g'inlar, mahoratli A-ichic (hamma bilan o'ldiring)
Ushbu FLUPLITET-HIPT-HIP-HIP-HIP
Siz chindan ham pisin o'yiniga kirishni xohlamaysiz
Ushbu notekislik bilan, "AC" ning orqa tomonida
Orqaga rap craum, yap-yap, yallavish
Va aniq bir vaqtning o'zida men bu lirik akrobat stunlarini sinab ko'raman
Men hali ham onalik stolini sindirishim mumkin
Bir-ikki fagotsning orqa tomonida uni yarmida yorib tashlang
Faqat istehzo qilgan, men haqiqatdan keyin darhol imzo chekdim
Qanday qilib men zarba berolmayman? Men qilayotgan narsa - bu F-bomba
Mening hujumimni his qilaman
Rapperlar qo'pol vaqtni boshdan kechirishadi, bu erda maksimal pad
Bu haqiqatan ham wack uchun yomon
Men ushbu masterpiècececcece-ni boyitib olib borayotganimda
[Xor]
Men RAST xudosi kabi his qilish uchun keldim
Mening barcha odamlar mening old tomondan orqa bosh qimirish
Endi ularning qo'llari quticha, quticha qutichaga etarlicha uzoq vaqtdan beri etarlicha
Sizga xizmat ko'rsatganingizni ko'rsataylik, bu shit, bu qiyin emas, qiyin
Hamma kerak bo'lgan boqiylikning sirini va sirini xohlaydi
[2-oyat]
Xo'sh, bu rejaga rostgo'y bo'lish
Shunchaki g'azab va yoshsiz
Hamma narsa etishtirish uchun ildizni yaxshi ko'radi
Asteroid kabi erni ur
Oyni qasddan o'qqa tutmadi (pew!)
MCS ushbu musiqa bilan maktabga olib boriladi
Men uni transport vositasi sifatida "rohilni avlimni avjoda" sifatida ishlataman
Endi men o'quvchilarga to'la yangi maktabni boshqaraman
Meni? Men rakim mahsulotiman
Lakim Shabazz, 2pac, n.w.a, kub, hey doc, ren
Yella, EAZY, RAHMAT, ular juda nozik
Bir kunga etarlicha ilhomlanib, portlab, pozitsiyada bo'ling
Yugurish-d.m.c bilan uchrashish uchun, va ularni olib boring
Onfuckinning rok-shuhratxonasiga
Men cherkovda yurib, olov to'piga qo'shilsam ham
Faqat shon-sharaf zalida men bu erda shon-sharaf alkogolida
Uyat devorida
Siz bularning hammasi o'ynagan narsa, "men alangali suruvni yuraman
Plankdan va menga nima deb ayting, nima deb o'ylaysiz?
Kichkina gey-liniya bolasi
Shunday qilib, men buni to'g'ri yuz bilan zo'rg'a ayting, bolaga qarayman (ha-ha!)
Siz ommaviy ravishda ommaviy guvoh
Siz cherkov yig'inini tomosha qilayotganingiz kabi, bolaga qarash
Oy Vey, bolaning geylari!
Siz boshingizni yuqoriga ko'tarasiz, orqa tomondan pat
Va har kuni yorliqingizdan "borish uchun yo'l", bolaga qarang
Hey, bolaga qarash! Siz nima deysiz, bolaga qaraydi?
Men "do'zax ha," do'zaxdan "do'zaxga egaman
Men bor narsam uchun ish olib boraman, hech kim so'ramaganman
Yuzimga chiqing, bolaga qarang!
Asosan bola, siz hech qachon qobiliyatli bo'lmaydi
"Bola" ni nazarda tuting.
[Xor]
Men RAP Xudo kabi his qilish uchun boshlanaman, Xudoning Xudoning RAH
Mening barcha odamlar mening old tomondan orqa bosh qimirish
Men poygada men poygadaman, menga Nascar, Naskarga qo'ng'iroq qiling
Treyler parkining Deyl Conharhardt, oq axlat xudosi
Umumiy zoddan oldin tizza
Ushbu sayyora KriPTON-NO YO'Q, ASGARD, ASGARD
[3- oyat]
Shunday qilib, siz Tor bo'lasiz va men Odin bo'laman
Siz kemirent, men qudratliman
Kiring, keyin men qaytaman
Darhol bu portlashlar bilan men totin
Va men uyg'onmasligim kerak
Men "o'lik", lekin men shunchaki nutqning boshi, zombi suzuvchiman
Ammo men sizning onangizni chuqur otishimni oldim
Men Ramen Noodleman
Bizda umumiy, pudelda emas
Men dobermanman, qo'lingni qisib va majnatdan to'lang, o'quvchi
Bu men, halollikning shafqatsiz
Ammo men qilgan ishimdan foydalanmasam, halol beparvo
Hech bo'lmaganda bir muncha vaqt yaxshi bo'ladi
Shunday qilib, men bu tovuq tirnalganida biron bir joyga ishonch hosil qilmoqchiman
Ehtimol, qiyin paytlar davomida ba'zi odamlarni olishga yordam berishga harakat qilish
Ammo men bir nechta punktni saqlab qolishim kerak
Agar siz buni amalga oshirgan bo'lsangiz ham
Rappers - bu tushlik paytida menda och ko'rinadi
Bilaman, men bir marta men bor
Er osti qiroli edi
Lekin men hali ham men Faraxe Monchni maydalamoqdamiz
Shuning uchun men qofiyalarni siqib chiqaraman, lekin ba'zida siz birlashganda
Mening teri rangi bilan murojaat qiling
Siz juda katta bo'lasiz va bu erda ular sinab ko'rishadi
Sizda bitta chiziq yoqadi
Men "Men qaytib keldim", dedim Mathers LP 1
Men Etti Kolummunlikdan etti bolani qabul qilaman
Barchasini chiziqda qo'ying, AK-47 qo'shing, revolver va 9 qo'shing
Men hozir men kabi katta emasman, lekin men kabi emasman, lekin men
Morfin "o'lmas, komin" ga portal orqali
Siz 2004 yildan beri bir muncha vaqt o'tgach qoldingiz
Va men sizni qofiya qilganingizni bilmayman
Siz fuckin'ctine'cecows bilan rapunzel kabi beparvosiz
Siz normal deb yozasiz? Fuck normal bo'lish!
Va men kelajakdan yangi raygunni sotib oldim
Faqat Kelish va Yoga otib, Futolous Rey J aqldan ozganida
Fabning aytishicha, u Maywezerning yostiqchisiga o'xshab ko'rinayotganini aytdi
Singin 'pianino chalganda erkakka
Erkak, oh, bu kabel kanalida 24/7 maxsus edi
Shuning uchun Ray J to'g'ri radiostansiyaga bordi
Ertasi kuni, "Hey Fab, men seni o'ldiraman!"
Superkonic tezligida sizga kayrics (J.J. Fad)
Uh, Summa-Lumma, Dooma-Lumma, siz men odamman
Siz uchun uni olish uchun nima qilishim kerak? Men juda zo'rman
Innovatsion va men rezinadan yasalganman, shunda siz mendan ritochetin 'va u sizga yopishadi va
Men haddan tashqari balandman, har doimgidek
Onafurinning auditoriyasini sotib olish kabi hissiyot berish
Hech qachon so'nmoqda va men nafratlanayotganlarni bilaman
Ular men aytaman deyishlari uchun, ular nishonlanadi
Sababi, men motivatsiya qilish usulini bilaman
Men balandlikni ko'taraman, siz lift musiqasini yaratasiz
Oh, u juda asosiy oqim.
Xo'sh, ular hasadgo'ylik qilganlarida nima qilishadi
Bu xip-xop emas, pop, - - deb uni sug'urta qilish uchun HILAN YO'L topdim
Tog 'jinsi bilan doktor bilan urish
"O'zingizni yo'qoting" va pulini yo'qotib qo'ying
Qanday qilib bu kabi qo'shiqlar tuzishni bilmayman
Qaysi so'zlardan foydalanish kerakligini bilmayman.
Sizga qachon sodir bo'lsa, menga xabar bering
Men rippin men bilan bog'liq har qanday oyatlardan biri
Bu pardalar, men bexosdan sizni xafa qilyapman
Qattiq menda qancha oyatlar beraman
Agar siz qizargan bo'lsangiz, bokira qizlarni qurbon qilishingiz mumkin bo'lsa, shuni isbotlang!!
Ugh, maktab floky, tabletka
Ammo bu ko'nikmalarni to'ldirish qobiliyatiga qarang
O'zim bilan to'la, lekin hali ham och
Men o'zimni qo'pollik qilaman, deb o'ylayman
Va men sizdan yuqoridagi million ligaman
Men tillarda gapirsam, lekin u hali ham tilida
Men mastman, shuning uchun Shayton, sof g'ildirakni oling
Old o'rinda uxlayman
Bumpin "Og'ir D" va Boyts, hali ham "masxara, ammo funky"
Ammo boshimdagi bir narsa bor, men uni bog'lab va kurashishim mumkin
Farishtalar shaytonlar bilan jang qilishadi va ular mendan xohlagan narsalari
Ular mendan ba'zi ayollar nafratlanishini yo'q qilish uchun
Ammo agar siz achchiq nafratni hisobga olsangiz
Menda, keyin siz ozgina sabrli bo'lishingiz mumkin
Va vaziyatga hamdardlik
Va kamsitishni tushunish
Ammo bu fuck, hayotning qo'llari "Siz limoningizmi? Keyin limonad qiling!
Ammo agar men ayollarni qattiqroq qilolmasam
Men pirogni qanday pishirishim kerak?
Shayton uchun uni xato qilmang
Agar men chet elda bo'lishim kerak deb o'ylasangiz, bu halokatli xato
Keng sayohat qilish uchun va uning yuziga tushish va
Portard-podshoh bo'lmang? O'ylamang
Nega xudo bo'lishingiz mumkin?