[Intro]
Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance (Six minutes—, six minutes—)
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on!)
by Sanderlei Silveira - 13/03/2023
[Intro]
Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance (Six minutes—, six minutes—)
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on!)
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what.
If that means what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble;
And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
You are just what the doc ordered
[Chorus]
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot
[Verse 1]
But for me to rap like a computer it must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a livin' and a killin' off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and as indecent as all hell
Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)
This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match
With this rappity brat, packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac'
Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
And at the exact same time, I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicin' that
I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic, I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are havin' a rough time period, here's a maxi pad
It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpièce
[Chorus]
Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintainin' this shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like Ι have got
[Verse 2]
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
Simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the Earth like an asteroid
Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (Pew!)
MCs get taken to school with this music
Cause I use it as a vehicle to "bus the rhyme"
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren
Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
To meet Run–D.M.C., and induct them
Into the motherfuckin' Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Even though I'll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game, 'til I walk a flock of flames
Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin'?
Little gay-lookin' boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face, lookin' boy (Ha-ha!)
You're witnessin' a mass-occur
Like you're watching a church gathering take place, lookin' boy
Oy vey, that boy's gay!—that's all they say, lookin' boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a "way to go" from your label every day, lookin' boy
Hey, lookin' boy! What you say, lookin' boy?
I get a "hell yeah" from Dre, lookin' boy
I'ma work for everything I have, never asked nobody for shit
Get outta my face, lookin' boy!
Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable
Of keepin' up with the same pace, lookin' boy, 'cause—
[Chorus]
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racin' around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod
This planet's Krypton—no, Asgard, Asgard
[Verse 3]
So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin
You rodent, I'm omnipotent
Let off, then I'm reloadin'
Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walkin' dead, but I'm just a talkin' head, a zombie floatin'
But I got your mom deep-throatin'
I'm out my Ramen Noodle
We have nothin' in common, poodle
I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
It's me, my honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes
To maybe try to help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines
Just in case 'cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry lookin' at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground
But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come tryin'
To censor you like that one line
I said on "I'm Back" from The Mathers LP 1 when I
Tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a 9
See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the portal
You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrows
You write normal? Fuck being normal!
And I just bought a new raygun from the future
Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather's pad
Singin' to a man while he played piano
Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station
The very next day, "Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!"
Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
Oh, he's too mainstream.
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
It's not hip-hop, it's pop,—'cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it
I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use.
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm rippin' any one of these verses that versus you
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to
Prove that if you were half as nice, your songs you could sacrifice virgins too?!
Ugh, school flunky, pill junkie
But look at the accolades these skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
And I'm a million leagues above you
Ill when I speak in tongues, but it's still tongue-in-cheek, fuck you
I'm drunk, so, Satan, take the fucking wheel
I'ma sleep in the front seat
Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz, still "Chunky but Funky"
But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from me
They're askin' me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred
I have, then you may be a little patient
And more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it, life's handin' you lemons? Make lemonade then!
But if I can't batter the women
How the fuck am I supposed to bake 'em a cake then?
Don't mistake him for Satan
It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation
To trip a broad, and make her fall on her face and
Don't be a retard—be a king? Think not
Why be a king when you can be a god?
[Uvod]
Gledaj, htio sam te lako ne povrijediti vaše osjećaje
Ali dobit ću samo ovu priliku (šest minuta - šest minuta—)
Nešto nije u redu, osjećam to (šest minuta, vitka sjenovita, ti si!)
Samo osjećaj koji imam, kao da će se nešto dogoditi, ali ne znam što.
Ako to znači ono što mislim da to znači, u nevolji smo, velike probleme;
A ako je jednako kao što kažeš, ne riskiram
Ti si upravo ono što je doc naredio
[Zbor]
Počinjem se osjećati kao rap bog, rap bože
Svi moji ljudi s prednje strane na stražnju stranu kimnu glavom
E sad, tko misli da su njihove ruke dovoljno duge da šamaraju kutiju, šamar?
Rekli su da sipam poput robota, pa me nazovi rap-bot
[Stih 1]
Ali da bih rap poput računala to mora biti u mojim genima
Imam laptop u stražnjem džepu
Moja olovka će se isključiti kad je napola kucam
Dobio sam debeli čvor iz tog rap profita
Napravio je i ubio ga
Otkad je Bill Clinton još uvijek bio na vlasti
S Monicom Lewinsky osjeća se na svom Nutsacku
MC sam još uvijek iskren
Ali jednako nepristojno i nepristojno kao i sav pakao
Slogovi, vještinu-holic (ubijte ih sve)
Ovaj flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
Ne želiš ući u pissin 'meč
Ovim rappity bratom, pakirajte mac u stražnjem dijelu AC '
Ruksak rap sranje, yap-yap, yackety-yack
I u isto vrijeme, pokušavam ove lirske akrobat štos dok to prakticiram
I dalje ću moći slomiti majčin stol
Preko stražnjeg dijela pedera i puknuti ga na pola
Jedino sam shvatio da je ironično, potpisan sam nakon činjenice
Kako ne bih puhao? Sve što radim je pad f-bombi
Osjetite moj gnjev od napada
Reperi imaju grubo vremensko razdoblje, evo maxi jastuka
Zapravo je katastrofalno loše za wack
Dok majstorski konstruiram ovaj Masterpièce
[Zbor]
Jer počnem se osjećati kao rap bog, rap bože
Svi moji ljudi s prednje strane na stražnju stranu kimnu glavom
E sad, tko misli da su njihove ruke dovoljno duge da šamaraju kutiju, šamar?
Dopustite mi da vam pokažem da održavate ovo sranje nije tako teško, tako teško
Svi žele ključ i tajna da se repoti besmrtnost kao što je ι dobio
[Stih 2]
Pa, biti istinit nacrt
Jednostavno bijes i mladenačka bujna
Svi se vole korijeniti zbog smetnje
Udari zemlju poput asteroida
Ništa nije pucao za Mjesec od (Pew!)
MC -ovi se s ovom glazbom pohađaju u školu
Jer ga koristim kao vozilo za "autobusni rimu"
Sada vodim novu školu punu učenika
Mi? Ja sam proizvod Rakima
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, Hey Doc, Ren
Yella, eazy, hvala, oni su bili vitki
Inspiriran dovoljno da jedan dan odraste, raznese i bude u položaju
Da se upoznaju - D.M.C., I inducirali ih
U Motheruckin 'Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Iako ću hodati u crkvi i provaliti u kuglu plamena
Jedina dvorana slavnih u koju ću biti uvedeni je alkohol slave
Na zidu srama
Pederi mislite da je sve igra, 'dok hodam jato plamena
S daske i, recite mi što u jebotu misliš?
Mali gay-gledaj dječak
Tako gay jedva da to mogu reći ravno licem, gledaj dečko (ha-ha!)
Svjedoci ste masovno pojavljivanje
Kao da gledaš kako se odvija crkva, gledaj dečko
Oy Vey, gay tog dječaka! - to je sve što kažu, gledaj dečko
Dobijete palac gore, mazite po leđima
I "Put" s vaše etikete svaki dan, gledaj dečko
Hej, gledaj dečko! Što kažeš, gledaj dečko?
Od Dre -a dobivam "Pakao da"
Ja radim za sve što imam, nikad nikoga nije pitao za sranje
Izlazi mi lice, gledaj dečko!
U osnovi, dečko, nikad nećeš biti sposoban
Zadržati istim tempom, gledaj dečko, jer -
[Zbor]
Počinjem se osjećati kao rap bog, rap bože
Svi moji ljudi s prednje strane na stražnju stranu kimnu glavom
Način na koji se trčim oko staze, nazovi me NASCAR, NASCAR
Dale Earnhardt iz prikolice, bijeli bog smeća
Kleknite prije generalnog zoda
Krypton je ovaj planet - ne, Asgard, Asgard
[Stih 3]
Dakle, bit ćeš Thor i ja ću biti Odin
Ti glodavac, svemoćna sam
Otpustite, onda ponovno utovarim
Odmah s ovim bombama totam
I ne treba me probuditi
Ja sam hodanja mrtva, ali ja sam samo razgovorna glava, zombi lebdi
Ali dobio sam tvoju mamu duboko grlo
Ja sam van svoje ramenske rezance
Nemamo zajedničkog, pudlica
Ja sam doberman, stisnete se u ruku i odaju počast, učenik
To sam ja, brutalna moja iskrenost
Ali iskreno je uzaludno ako ne koristim ono što radim
Dobro barem jednom u vrijeme
Pa želim biti siguran negdje u ovoj piletini ogrebotina, pišući i doodle dovoljno rime
Možda pokušati pomoći nekim ljudima kroz teška vremena
Ali moram zadržati nekoliko udaraca
Za svaki slučaj jer ste čak i bili nepotpisani
Reperi su gladni izgledaju na mene kao da je vrijeme za ručak
Znam da je bilo vremena kad sam jednom
Bio kralj podzemlja
Ali još uvijek sipam kao da sam na svom Pharoahe Monch Grind
Tako kršam rime, ali ponekad kad se kombiniraš
Privlačite moju boju kože
Postajete preveliki i ovdje dolaze pokušati
Da vam se cenzuriraš, sviđa vam se taj jedan redak
Rekao sam na "Vratio sam se" iz Mathers LP 1 kad sam
Pokušao reći da ću uzeti sedmero djece iz Columbinea
Stavite ih sve u liniju, dodajte AK-47, revolver i 9
Vidi da li se sada izvučem kad nisam tako velik kao što sam bio, ali jesam
Morphin 'u besmrtnu, prolazeći kroz portal
Ipak ste zaglavili u vremenskom warpu iz 2004. godine
I ne znam za što ste kurac rimuli
Besmislena si kao rapunzel s jebenim kukuruzama
Ti pišeš normalno? Jebi se normalno!
I upravo sam kupio novu Raygun iz budućnosti
Samo da dođem i pucam, kao kad je Fabolous napravio Raya J Mad
Jer Fab je rekao da je izgledao kao peder na Mayweatherovom jastuku
Pjevati čovjeku dok je svirao klavir
Čovječe, čovječe, to je bio 24/7 poseban na kablovskom kanalu
Tako je Ray J otišao ravno na radio stanicu
Već sljedećeg dana, "Hej Fab, ubijem te!"
Tekstovi koji vam dolaze na Supersonic Speed (J. J. Fad)
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, pretpostavljaš da sam čovjek
Što moram učiniti da to pređem? Ja sam nadljudski
Inovativan i napravljen sam od gume tako da sve što kažete ricochetino od mene i to će vam zalijepiti i
Pogubljavam, više nego ikad demonstriram
Kako dati matičniju publiku osjećaj kao da je levitacija
Nikad ne blijedi i znam da mrzitelji zauvijek čekaju
Za dan kad mogu reći da sam pao, proslavit će
Jer znam način da se motiviram
Napravim uzdizanje glazbe, vi stvarate liftum glazbu
Oh, on je previše mainstream.
Pa, to rade kad postanu ljubomorni, zbunjuju ga
Nije hip-hop, to je pop,-jer sam pronašao hella način da ga spojim
S rockom, šok rap s doc -om
Bacite "izgubi se" i natjerajte ih da izgubite
Ne znam kako napraviti takve pjesme
Ne znam koje riječi koristiti.
Javite mi kad vam se dogodi
Dok se rippiram bilo koji od ovih stihova koji su nasuprot vama
To su zavjese, nehotice vas povrijedim
Koliko stihova moram ubiti
Dokažite da, ako ste bili napola jednako lijepi, vaše pjesme možete žrtvovati i djevice?!
Uh, školski flunky, narkoman pilula
Ali pogledajte priznaje ove vještine
Pun sebe, ali još uvijek gladan
Maltretiram se jer me natjeram da radim ono na što sam se odlučio
I ja sam milijun liga iznad tebe
Bolestan kad govorim jezicima, ali to je još uvijek jezik u obrazu, jebi se
Pijan sam, pa, sotona, uzmi jebeni kotač
Ja spavam na prednjem sjedalu
Bumpin 'Heavy D i Boyz, još uvijek "mršav, ali funky"
Ali u mojoj glavi postoji nešto što mogu osjetiti kako se vuče i borim se
Anđeli se bore s vragovima i evo što žele od mene
Zamolite od mene da eliminiram neke žene mrze
Ali ako uzmete u obzir gorku mržnju
Imam, onda ste možda malo strpljivi
I više simpatično situaciji
I razumjeti diskriminaciju
Ali jebi ga, život je pri ruci? Napravite limunadu onda!
Ali ako ne mogu udarati žene
Kako bih, jebote, tada trebao ispeći kolač?
Nemojte ga pogriješiti zbog sotone
To je kobna pogreška ako mislite da moram biti u inozemstvu i odmor
Otputovati široko i natjerati je da padne na lice i
Ne budi retard - biti kralj? Ne misli
Zašto biti kralj kad možeš biti bog?