I break the ice
So they don't see my size
And I have to be nice
Or I'll be the next punch line
I break the ice
So they don't see my size
And I have to be nice
Or I'll be the next punch line
I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies
Who only exists to continue the story
The girl gets the guy, while I'm standing off-screen
So I'll wait for my cue to be comedic relief
[Chorus]
Can't be too loud, can't be too busy
If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
Can't be too proud, can't think I'm pretty
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[Verse 3]
I say I'm okay
cause they wouldn't care anyway
And I could try to explain but my efforts in vain
They can't relate
To how I've drawn out in sharpie where I'd take the scissors
If that's what it took for me to look in the mirror
I've done every diet to make me look thinner
So why do I still feel so goddamn inferior?
[Chorus]
Can't be too loud, and can't be too busy
If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
Can't be too proud, and can't think I'm pretty
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[Refrain]
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
[Bridge]
It's funny when I think a guy likes me
And it's funny when I'm the one who says, "let's go to eat"
It's funny when I'm asked to go out on Halloween;
Dresses, and thigh-highs, while I hide my body
Can't be too loud, and can't be too busy
If I don't answer now, are they still gonna miss me?
[Chorus]
Can't be too loud, and can't be too busy
If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
Can't be too proud, and can't think I'm pretty
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[Refrain]
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
[Outro]
I've drawn out in sharpie where I'd take the scissors...
Jeg bryder isen
Så de ser ikke min størrelse
Og jeg skal være rart
Eller jeg vil være den næste punch linje
Jeg er bare den bedste ven i Hollywood-film
Der kun eksisterer for at fortsætte historien
Pigen får fyren, mens jeg står off-screen
Så jeg venter på, at min cue skal være komisk lindring
[Kor]
Kan ikke være for højt, kan ikke være for travlt
Hvis jeg ikke svarer nu, skal de stadig have brug for mig?
Kan ikke være for stolt, kan ikke tro, jeg er smuk
Holder de mig rundt, så deres fejl synes bare dumt?
[Vers 3]
Jeg siger, at jeg er okay
fordi de ikke ville bryde sig alligevel
Og jeg kunne forsøge at forklare, men min indsats forgæves
De kan ikke relatere
Til, hvordan jeg har trukket ud i Sharpie, hvor jeg ville tage saksen
Hvis det var det, det tog for mig at se i spejlet
Jeg har gjort hver kost for at få mig til at se tyndere ud
Så hvorfor føler jeg mig stadig så goddamisk ringere?
[Kor]
Kan ikke være for højt, og kan ikke være for travlt
Hvis jeg ikke svarer nu, skal de stadig have brug for mig?
Kan ikke være for stolt, og kan ikke tro, jeg er smuk
Holder de mig rundt, så deres fejl synes bare dumt?
[Afstå]
Livet af fedtet, sjovt, ven
Livet af fedtet, sjovt, ven
[Bro]
Det er sjovt, når jeg tror, at en fyr kan lide mig
Og det er sjovt, når jeg er den, der siger, "Lad os gå for at spise"
Det er sjovt, når jeg bliver bedt om at gå ud på Halloween;
Kjoler og lårhøjder, mens jeg skjuler min krop
Kan ikke være for højt, og kan ikke være for travlt
Hvis jeg ikke svarer nu, skal de stadig savne mig?
[Kor]
Kan ikke være for højt, og kan ikke være for travlt
Hvis jeg ikke svarer nu, skal de stadig have brug for mig?
Kan ikke være for stolt, og kan ikke tro, jeg er smuk
Holder de mig rundt, så deres fejl synes bare dumt?
[Afstå]
Livet af fedtet, sjovt, ven
Livet af fedtet, sjovt, ven
Livet af fedtet, sjovt, ven
Livet af fedtet, sjovt, ven
[Outro]
Jeg har trukket ud i Sharpie, hvor jeg ville tage saksen ...