I break the ice
So they don't see my size
And I have to be nice
Or I'll be the next punch line
I break the ice
So they don't see my size
And I have to be nice
Or I'll be the next punch line
I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies
Who only exists to continue the story
The girl gets the guy, while I'm standing off-screen
So I'll wait for my cue to be comedic relief
[Chorus]
Can't be too loud, can't be too busy
If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
Can't be too proud, can't think I'm pretty
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[Verse 3]
I say I'm okay
cause they wouldn't care anyway
And I could try to explain but my efforts in vain
They can't relate
To how I've drawn out in sharpie where I'd take the scissors
If that's what it took for me to look in the mirror
I've done every diet to make me look thinner
So why do I still feel so goddamn inferior?
[Chorus]
Can't be too loud, and can't be too busy
If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
Can't be too proud, and can't think I'm pretty
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[Refrain]
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
[Bridge]
It's funny when I think a guy likes me
And it's funny when I'm the one who says, "let's go to eat"
It's funny when I'm asked to go out on Halloween;
Dresses, and thigh-highs, while I hide my body
Can't be too loud, and can't be too busy
If I don't answer now, are they still gonna miss me?
[Chorus]
Can't be too loud, and can't be too busy
If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
Can't be too proud, and can't think I'm pretty
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[Refrain]
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
[Outro]
I've drawn out in sharpie where I'd take the scissors...
我打破了冰
所以他们没有看到我的尺寸
我必须很好
或者我将成为下一个拳击线
我只是好莱坞电影中最好的朋友
谁只存在继续这个故事
女孩得到了这个家伙，而我站在屏幕上
所以我会等待我的提示是喜剧救济
[合唱]
不能太响，不能太忙
如果我现在不回答，他们还需要我吗？
不能太自豪，不能认为我很漂亮
他们让我保持周围，所以他们的缺陷似乎只是傻吗？
[verse 3]
我说我没事
因为无论如何，他们都不关心
我可以尝试解释，但我的努力
他们无法联系
我如何在夏普里画出，我会剪刀
如果这是我所花了镜子
我做了每一种饮食让我看起来更薄
那么为什么我仍然觉得该死的劣等？
[合唱]
不能太响，不能太忙
如果我现在不回答，他们还需要我吗？
不能太自豪，不能认为我很漂亮
他们让我保持周围，所以他们的缺陷似乎只是傻吗？
[避免]
胖子的生活，有趣，朋友
胖子的生活，有趣，朋友
[桥]
当我认为一个人喜欢我时，这很有趣
当我是那个说的人时，这很有趣，“让我们去吃东西”
当我被要求在万圣节出门时很有趣;
连衣裙，和大腿高，我隐藏我的身体
不能太响，不能太忙
如果我现在不回答，他们还会想念我吗？
[合唱]
不能太响，不能太忙
如果我现在不回答，他们还需要我吗？
不能太自豪，不能认为我很漂亮
他们让我保持周围，所以他们的缺陷似乎只是傻吗？
[避免]
胖子的生活，有趣，朋友
胖子的生活，有趣，朋友
胖子的生活，有趣，朋友
胖子的生活，有趣，朋友
[outro]
我在夏普里绘制，我拿走了剪刀......